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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

caligulamprey posted:

I once had to take a bus ride into downtown Portland after coming up on two hits of acid. Unbeknownst to me there was an anime convention going on at the time and when I stepped on the bus this is the exact scenario I walked into. Second worse bus ride I've ever taken.

What was the third?

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Pastry of the Year posted:

The bloom has long since been off the rose for Chuck Tingle (for me), but that placid gay wraith just hovering there in a circlet of wires made me snort.

Psycho Society posted:

Chuck Tingle Pounded In The Butt By the Steaming Hot Manifestation of Running A Tired Idea Into The Ground

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

wayfinder posted:

Mr. Bibs has a cereal bar



Am I seeing a conversation between two dyslexic people?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Goodpancakes posted:

There are female figures in the negative space

:monocle:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
lol if you don't jack off to futa everyday.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

NO THEY DON'T

Speak for yourself. I want the deetz

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

trickybiscuits posted:

The Russians could provide vodka but instead give their troops RAISINS, as if war wasn't hellish enough.

If you can't ferment your own liquor out of raisins you aren't cut out for the Russian military.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

The poor kitten :(

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Bobby Digital posted:

What if he only half-presses A?



Ponies aren't horses. :colbert:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Is his neck and chin made of foreskin?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Titus Sardonicus posted:



Um, I'm pretty sure that's gonna get you arrested...

What do you think donut glaze is?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Powaqoatse posted:

btw can one of you guys do a video in this style?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm8f5Kj_CrY

Listen to how much he just enjoys the crackers and coffee and everything. Jump to 1:45 if you don't give a poo poo about how many were produced.

This dude wants to gently caress that ration.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

That tour guide loving rules

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

loss jokes are always funny to me.

unrelatedly I'm trapped in 2009, please send help

Anybody that doesn't love Loss edits was born without a soul.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

The hell are these things?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
My dad had a subscription to Playboy that he kept in the bathroom. My porn was crisp, fresh, and constantly updated. :smugbert:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Beachcomber posted:

And shared with your dad :barf:

No, see, he only read it for the articles.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Doctor Malaver posted:

I didn't!

And I still don't understand it entirely.

You don't use a magazine with a revolver.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

MisterBibs posted:

Eek. I wasn't thinking about it from that perspective, but it does have that sort of veneer. I'll remove and replace it.

Ignoring the race thing, what about it was even supposed to be funny?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

What's the difference between the versions?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Did you really?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Organize a debate about horsefucking. Who wants to take the positive position?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

good horse, though

No such thing.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Hoover Dam posted:

Wow, when I had a fish pedicure it was just these tiny little minnows, this is some first class stuff

They only bring out the sharks for truly heinous bunyons and callouses.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

syscall girl posted:

As someone who is willing to tell off close friends about how Kanye is actually good, shut your filthy mouth you stupid dumb idiot and that Amy Schumer is good at what she does as well

Take your controversial opinions and gently caress

You can say gently caress

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Mom's love Ryan Reynolds

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Why would you watch this? Why would you keep it on hand on the off chance people mention Amy Schumer? Get a normal hobby, you goddamn weirdo.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

PCOS Bill posted:

Isn't PewDiePie that guy who just screams rape a lot on Youtube? Replace him with Jeff Foxworthy and you've got a lineup I'd pay for tickets for 15 years ago.

You weren't into rape 15 years ago?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Gum posted:

He kept Cosby

We didn't know about his sins back then.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Firos posted:

Spooky scary socialists send shivers down your spine.

Shrieking proles will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I have a real bad case of Bank Butt

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

:gaz:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Hot Smart ARYAN Girl posted:

lol, jesus Christ they pick their own quotes

Assuming they aren't Photoshops. Which most probably aren't.

E:f,b

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Paladinus posted:

And then he's done that routine again.

Where?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

tactlessbastard posted:

He makes some jokes about Caitlin Jenner in his new Netflix special and certain people are acting like he announced he wanted to start rounding up the jews and fire up the gas chamber.

That's not the "there are black people and there are niggers" bit, though.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Godmotherfuckingdammit why the hell aren't these called MANtyhose?

Great job, genius.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Indecisive posted:

maybe someday I'll learn to win with anything but a berserker, but god drat is it frustrating dying to every random trash in existence when you can't solve every problem by hitting AA

What?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

These cows need more water because they are extremely dehydrated.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

One of the alt-righters at that same protest died of a heart attack. So much for the tolerant left ventricle.

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

DiggityDoink posted:

post the tweet joke stealer

I couldn't find it otherwise I would have. :(

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