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dpack_1 posted:New Boston Album Cover Art is looking good. I appreciated the effort. I like Boston.
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Elsa posted:Somehow he was on the fifty yard line and on the field at the end of the Super Bowl. I was impressed. It's because his company pays out the big bucks to be an Official Sponsor with the NFL. You get perks with that.
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Johnny Aztec posted:Because cats always land on their feet. This, and you'll note they said 'kitten', the smallest and easiest to handle variety of cat. No way some pilot was going to take a full grown hellbeast into the air with him.
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zedprime posted:Heatlamps were old like 25 years ago. When I did my time as teenage fast food labor, McDonalds had just finished perfecting the made to order (but not really) system. Everything was assembled assembly line style. To keep the meat on the assembly line after it was cooked, there was like a meat cupboard with a bunch of drawers that slid out of a warming oven and each drawer had a different sort of meat. So like a quarter pounder drawer, a Big Mac patty drawer, drawers of nuggets. Instead of a heatlamp, the tray where food was kept after it was made had a forced air heater that kept the tray hot as gently caress, like you could cook underdone poo poo in that thing. I know what you're talking about and I missed those when I worked at Wendy's, because their system was terrible in comparison. Man, now I want terrible burgers too.
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Apr 1, 2017 02:56
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mysterious frankie posted:Harvest the woods for the paper to print out the internet, leave a towering bundle of wank material in the middle of a wasteland, like some straight up Ozymandias poo poo. My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Wanks, ye Mighty, and despair!
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:The last time I went on an interstate drive we stopped at a large truckstop which had nice new family restaurants and shower facilities for the truckers and several fast food outlets and I was surprised to see a fairly well stocked porn section in the service station. I guess longhaul truckers are keeping the porn mag industry alive? Pretty much, you can't rely on cell service out in the middle of nowhere, and not all rest stops have unfiltered wifi.
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Apr 7, 2017 14:59
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Leavemywife posted:Pepsi is better than Coke. Just because one brand of acid tastes better than the other doesn't make it better. Which one dissolves mice faster?
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im pooping! posted:i havent tested it personally but read this I like how they had an easy out with "this mouse is too young to have been in the can when it was sealed" and they still went whole hog with "and if this mouse had been in the can it wouldn't have any bones left".
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Apr 12, 2017 18:43
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Boinks posted:What's the big deal with these? Why are they popular all the sudden? Don't dried out fruit roll ups taste like vinyl and stale perfume though?
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rodbeard posted:B17 is literally cyanide if anyone doesn't know. I was thinking to myself, "aren't apricot kernels poisonous?" Of course they are
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Apr 28, 2017 18:18
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No, they sell cinnabon delites, which are like donut holes filled with icing.
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Apr 29, 2017 21:04
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Mr. Vile posted:If I remember right, cyanide smells/tastes nothing like almonds, it smells/tastes like bitter almonds, which taste nothing like sweet almonds. And it's not so much that cyanide tastes like bitter almonds as it is that bitter almonds taste like cyanide. Because they contain cyanide. So what you're saying is that cyanide tastes like itself... that's not a useful way to describe the taste of something.
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Apr 30, 2017 15:25
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Honj Steak posted:I'm pretty sure mixing all these substances has a different effect on your body compared to taking only one of them, though. Combined with the morphine that chloroform would make you quite drowsy, although it wouldn't actually knock you out.
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Apr 30, 2017 15:42
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VanSandman posted:I thought nobody had found his porn mag! You mean someone knows the source? Please, it's porn mags and wrestling enthusiast publications.
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syscall girl posted:David Cross apologized for being a part of that, neh? Everyone apologized for the RC plane missions.
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Nordick posted:Basically the only thing I remember from The 13th Warrior is that part where Banderas is struggling with the viking sword because it's ohhhh so heavy and cumbersome ugh, and then he has the smith reshape the blade into a scimitar and then he can spin it around like a cool ninja dervish eventhough the sword isn't any smaller, and that was just so monumentally loving stupid I've had my nerd knickers in a huge twist ever since. You do know that where the weight is balanced on a weapon changes what muscles you use to swing it, right? A scimitar is balanced completely differently than a stabbing sword, even though they might be the same size.
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Jun 8, 2017 22:17
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A quick skim of the wikipedia page indicates he's a supporter of eugenics, so actual white supremacist. Also he repeatedly states he is not, which you know, is something that they do.
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Jun 9, 2017 19:16
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RatHat posted:That's a fake scorpion right? I didn't think there were any that big. There aren't any that big now, but there used to be in prehistoric times. That's either a photoshop or a model reconstruction.
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Jun 22, 2017 23:22
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Popeye's drooling mouth circle is now the stuff of nightmares, thanks.
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Jul 5, 2017 16:44
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It's okay to give cats people names. Cats are assholes. It's dogs that deserve better names than that. Although the cute thread discovered the best name for a cat earlier, and it is Snox Boops.
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There is a tank in it, yeah, it's Valkyria Chronicles.
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The Bananana posted:Wombaroo? It's a tree kangaroo, they live in New Guinea. They're adorable and somewhat endangered.
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null_pointer posted:I imagine it making a Looney Toons style "veep veep veep veep veep" noise while doing so. It's actually more of a skitter and clacking noise, sorry. Silly cat is trying to dig in with the claws on a surface that's too hard to do that. I don't have a gif of it handy but cats sometimes drift when they go from carpet to hard floors for the same reason and it's hilarious.
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:Is that liger obese or do they all look like that Ligers tend to be large, but that is definitely fat.
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RickVoid posted:Can anyone truly own a dildo? Well you certainly can't lease them, that's unhygienic.
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Who What Now posted:I need drugs. I have a prescription and everything. drat anti-pharmacutical fanatics...  I'm on like a half dozen now. It doesn't get any easier.
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Zzulu posted:They'll have shields and jetpacks you imbeciles The border collies? How technologically advanced of them.
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Oct 3, 2017 18:30
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spog posted:The lack of gloves and the flappy chin strap suggests he values style over safety. That and his sleeves rolled up, which is a great way to get your forearms degloved.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:"Don't Have A Cow, Man" That's a sheep
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Ak Gara posted:But...xray vision is absorbing incoming xrays...not emitting them! What? No, natural sources of x-rays are extremely rare. Superman's x-ray vision in the Golden/Silver Age worked like an x-ray machine in your doctor's office.
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Nov 5, 2017 18:41
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Phanatic posted:Alcohol can kill people and is toxic on its own. Dose is everything. I’m not giving my dog beer but if he knocks over someone’s bottle of Corona and starts licking it up I’m not going to freak out over it. I would if he makes a habit of it.
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The elephant would have to pay for extra seats though.
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It's not cgi, it's stop motion.
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The Bloop posted:Should have deballed the dog instead tbqh They could have reballed the dog (using http://www.neuticles.com/), and judging from the lack of response from the dog, they might have.
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Because I think it's funny?
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TopHatGenius posted:
That's probably one of my favorite pictures with a caption ever. The cat's expression is just perfect.
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Caufman posted:I think you can shorten this ride considerably and still achieve the same final result. Well yes but the idea is redundancy, you want to be 100 percent sure the riders are dead. Almost everyone will be dead after the second loop and that's barring extreme G force acclamation.
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Pelvic shelf exercises help with peeing, not poop.
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Slime posted:highly unrealistic None of them are riding on top of the payload, for one.
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