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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Tashilicious posted:

he threw his first wife out for not being submissive enough so gods backup plan was making a clone yes
Adam: Hey god make me a new woman the old one got all uppity
God: Go gently caress yourself Adam.
Adam: You're right, I should respect women as individuals in their own right and not just accessories to my own self gratification.
God: Don't be stupid I was speaking literally

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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A thundertale as old as time...

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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zoux posted:

Yeah I pronounce one Kayley and the other Kaylee
Huh, I'm the opposite.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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FreudianSlippers posted:

If Corbyn becomes prime minister he's gonna rename it Large Séamus to impress his Fenian IRA buddies.
Seamus Mór, you gombeen

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Samuringa posted:

gently caress the police

edit: goddamnit, what a terrible snipe, here's either the worst or the best barbershop

https://files.catbox.moe/o4b6wg.mp4
Why is it in what appears to be an abandoned definitely-not-a-front-for-the-mob?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Conan the Protagonist

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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canyoneer posted:

Metal Gear Squishy
Solid foods snake

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Lodin posted:

Watterson, Gary Larson and Berkeley Breathed are three of the comic artists I respect the most simply because they knew when to quit. Granted, Breathed has started making Bloom County again, but he just does it for fun and tosses them up on Facebook and Twitter.


https://www.thefarside.com/

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Agents are GO! posted:

Could you break it down further for us?

Dannywilson posted:

Mr. Frakes has had back problems since the late 80's, and that move on all the low chairs is him not wanting to either let himself down with an arm, or accidentally crash into the seat if his back spasmed.
Attempting the chair sitting maneuver he is well known for would set his genitals on fire. Many people do not like having their genitals set on fire due to the associated pain and injury. The joke presumes Riker/Frakes also does not want to have his genitals set on fire. The gif shows Riker/Frakes running away. In context, it is implied he is running away from the chair. It is implied he is running away because he is scared that should he swing his legs over the chair he will be injured as described above. The humour comes from the piecing together of disparate pieces of information and cultural references to reach an unexpected conclusion and is enhanced by the exaggerated nature of the depicted response.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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bike tory posted:

Yeah I'm still not getting it. Does Riker often talk about his genitals with the crew?
Ah, you've seen the show!

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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DoombatINC posted:

The Raven is maybe the least offensive thing in the photo, though you could make a case for the innocent drywall
The drywall is white

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Ah, the 600 series

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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P is stored in the hungry boys

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Rage Against* The Machine

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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By popular demand posted:

Imagine 5 breads on a ffilc...

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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biracial bear for uncut posted:

Maybe they should have cast somebody other than Lisa Kudrow to play her, then.
It honestly took me completely out of the episode. "Oh hey, it's Phoebe from Friends. I know exactly what this character is going to be like. Aaaand I'm 100% correct."

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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I gave a simple system. I turn off that google roaming thing, and every couple of years I get a new phone or laptop.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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chitoryu12 posted:

Fleming took inspiration from a lot of people for his books. There's no "Real James Bond" because he's an amalgamation of knowledge he had of people like Dusko Popov and his own brother Peter, plus a lot of his own background and quirks (like the obsession with scrambled eggs and the custom cigarettes he smokes). M was inspired by people like Admiral John Godfrey, Jacques Cousteau, and his own domineering mother. Tracy, the woman who Bond marries briefly before her murder, was based on Muriel Wright, one of his many girlfriends who died in the Blitz and traumatized him.

We have a thread!
Sounds like the real James Bond was the friends he made along the way

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

Looks like there’s only room for one
It's two children standing on each other's shoulders

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Who What Now posted:

Is she the Nazi centaur lady?
Well, one of them

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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And a calzone is also a sandwich

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Son of Rodney posted:

I'm curious about what goons would classify a Stromboli as



Is it a calzone? A rolled up pizza? A wrap? A burrito? Some kind of shrimp?
I made stromboli because of this post and they were pretty drat good.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Zereth posted:

Which is also wrong! He just had his propaganda guys go around trumpeting that he made the trains run on time, without actually doing it.
:hmmyes:

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Please stop talking about Pick's clam juice

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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I took smooth scrotum and wrinkled sack. Is it half and half or some kind of folded paper deal?

LifeSunDeath posted:

5 bux to be uncut...wtf
Cheap at twice the price

e: hair on tip will haunt me for days

Splicer has a new favorite as of 08:49 on Apr 25, 2020

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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That's not smooth at all :colbert:

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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HOMESTYLE 10 PC NUGG is the background character I want to read a four page wookiepedia article on

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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BrigadierSensible posted:

From a page or so back but whats with all this nonsense about charcuterie being pretentious?

It is just the sort of working man's snack to take and eat during half time at the footy.

Technically, lunchables are a charcuterie

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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The Bloop posted:

I'd watch a live action Bevis and Butthead

I mean it would be uniquely terrible, but I'd watch it
Heh heh heh

Action

Heh heh heh

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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https://mobile.twitter.com/jplur_/status/1039592541656633344

https://mobile.twitter.com/jplur_/status/1039941381182169088

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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DOMDOM posted:

Realistically?

mid to late 30s

Moderately successful

Older, wiser, less edgy
Well, 3 out of 5 ain't bad

e: hey wait I'm an 06 woo

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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These references fill me with rage

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

Because her head was cut off and put in a box guys
Wait what

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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JesustheDarkLord posted:

Someone hasn't watched Enterprise
I was in college when enterprise premiered. The sci fi club had a showing of the first episode. When the music started half the theatre burst out laughing and walked out.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Halloween threeways indeed

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Maybe you need glasses, you can tell it's Kirk by the captain's insignia on his sleeves :colbert:
That's one of the mistakes. Bones McChekov isn't a captain.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Ghost Leviathan posted:

Bring back wrestling in the nude.
Google greek oil wrestling

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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:stonklol:

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Lodin posted:

For fucks sake, looking at Medusa doesn't turn you to stone. It's looking into her eyes that does it.
He's staring at the brown one

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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The Ape of Naples posted:

Medusas can't turn their dogs?
Well yeah, she's taller than them and they can't look up.

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