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Data Graham posted:I know that's got to be a real thing, clearly, but all I can think of when imagining "muscle memory" being involved with paramedic care is that it's like some Gun Kata poo poo. If I'd just been stabbed or slashed I'd definitely enjoy being treated by a Tenth Level Master of wound-kata.
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Solice Kirsk posted:CAT9 tails ugh
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I love the one picture of the guy when he's standing with a group of beautiful women and smiling but he still looks sad.
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Does anyone have a list of all the live action cartoon movies we're getting in 2019?? I only know of: Aladdin Pikachu Sonic I don't get it
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This is from several pages back but sheep got big tails that have to be cut off specifically because prehistoric humans bred sheep to have big fatty tails that they could eat. People like fat. People mess things up in the quest for fat.
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The Bananana posted:The happiest short story. Knives? Knives! Knives.
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Zipperelli. posted:Wait, WHAT??? You saw the Disaster Artist before seeing The Room? Wtf? Lmao. How confused were you? I've also only seen Disaster Artist! The Room and those people may as well be completely fictional to me, still enjoyed the movie.
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Johnny Aztec posted:So then them calling a place a " Dude Ranch" was meant to been pretty insulting? Yeah it's a place where dumbass dudes come out and play ranch, the glamping of the 1890's.
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When he says he "got in one little fight" it's heavily implied that he actually had the poo poo beat out of him by a group of people without provocation and it terrified his mom because she thought her only son was going to get killed. Will is an unreliable narrator.
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 Any talk about Bovril makes me think of this ad that I just love. Look at that big beefy boy and how happy he is at the idea of being processed into Bovril!
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Nov 15, 2019 17:18
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:taskbah.ytmnd.com It's a joke that new generations of Internet people keep rediscovering somehow.
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Prof. Banks posted:Biological/medical research is pretty gross at times, but when you do it day in and day out it gets mundane as hell. It's around then that you look at add like that and think, yes, I hate it when there's excessive foaming in my homogenate (foaming is really annoying btw) and this thing looks like it might solve that problem. Just all me how quickly I can kill a mouse, extract its spleen, thymus, and four of its major lymph nodes. I had to do it several hundred times for one of my research projects and I got quite good at it. This post is why Fritz Haber's whole family killed themselves btw
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Now I want to watch The Irishman on a Game Gear.
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Dec 1, 2019 19:09
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ExplodingSims posted:It's almost 2020, and Zyborne Clock and Xbox Hueg jokes are back in! 
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I can't believe how hard it's competing with Rise of Skywalker for biggest cinematic trainwreck of the year. And winning. What are you talking about with the Rise of Skywalker? It's getting the lowest Cinemascore of any Star Wars movie, but still a B+. And it's on track to have an almost $200 million opening weekend, firmly in the top 10 of all time. I can't see how something that successful that's only slightly less than loved qualifies as a "cinematic trainwreck".
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Dec 22, 2019 15:44
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You guys would love the new Terrence Malick movie it takes place in Austria and Germany in the 30's and 40's and all characters are constantly switching between English and German with no subtitles sometimes in the same scene.
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If Mister Rogers had been killed by a stingray at an advanced age that would have been kind of funny. Just what a capper to his life, you know.
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Cable Guy posted:In Australia and England that's called a "Tactical Spew" or "Tactical Chunder" In freedomland I've only ever heard "puke and rally".
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Jan 18, 2020 07:18
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You can put triple sec in milk for a creamy, orangey good time. It doesn't curdle.
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I want a book about all the SNL characters they tried to make A Thing but which were unloved. Like Middle Aged Man.
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Slippery posted:I appreciated this reference [to Spider Man's old nemesis...a truck!] Fappo!
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/TZdSz
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theres more pizza girl pictures? Whaaattt
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Beachcomber posted:I'm thinking more "Wow grandpa! What was it like to go outside?" "What were bars like, grandpa??"
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Me after fuckin'
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Lobok posted:Nothing fancy or pretentious about "charcuterie". Now, "deconstructed nachos" on the other hand... How do you feel about loaded french fries being called "irish nachos"?
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CzarChasm posted:OK, I am calling Poutine "Canadian Nachos" from here on out. Done. I'm going to do this as well.
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If I'm ever in the UK again I'm going to bring some Cholula or Valentina or Yucateco and I'm going to put it on my mushy peas and my chips. But not my fish.
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May 15, 2020 13:51
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7 and 8 are all about wisdom 2 and 5 are the fun ones if I'm remembering my numerology right. Especially 5. 5 fucks.
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Dixville posted:5 is my fave number. I looked it up on that website and was disappointed tbh https://affinitynumerology.com/number-meanings/number-5-meaning.php
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Female cats can have kittens from different cat dads in the same litter. It's common with dogs too. People sometimes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superfecundation
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Pope Hilarius II posted:Do any of these goons, or the puke guy(s), the forlorn goon looking at the lady in the basement, that neckbeard with the pipe, etc. in short, do any of those people still post here at all? I sometimes get the impression that people who were quite active here between 2000 and 2007 sort of disappeared. The most 'famous' goon.jpgs are all from that era, and technology back then didn't do them any favors either because while digital cameras were already a thing, most of them were poo poo and the average person was still very bad at making good photographs. I started lurking at the beginning of 2004 and posting at the beginning of 2007 and I think there's still plenty of my disgusting ilk around.
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May 21, 2020 06:23
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I swear they used that joke in Trailer Park Boys but I can't remember when or who it was. Probably shouldn't exclusively watch that show when I'm on the liquor.
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I don't think farts are wrong, but I don't want to hear about farts. Is that so horrible?
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Cocaine Bear posted:You won't get ahead with that attitude. Capital joke!
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Solice Kirsk posted:Actual American cheese isn't too terrible. Not great by any stretch, but not terrible. It's those gross oil based "cheese flaps" (as a goon who's name escapes me once put so eloquently) that gave it it's reputation. It's just vegetable oil and cheesy bits. I use vegetable oil in my cooking it's not the devil. Cooper sharp is good for sandwiches
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The young offspring of the suburban white can skeletonize a lunchable in under a minute
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Willem Dafoe?
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Nothing about straight medium
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