Guy Goodbody posted:

Oddhair posted:

Pretty sure only wolfman has nads, so this guy kneeing the vampire in the junk is just being uncouth.

Roobanguy posted:

the check engine light comes on when there is a problem.

the joke is that the guy doesn't give a poo poo if the check engine light is on.

Two Feet From Bread posted:

Except it absolutely is. You can be racist against white people. You can be sexist against men. You can be heterophobic. Anti discrimination laws and hate laws protect and apply to all races, genders, and sexual orientations. Not just the flavor of the day. To say otherwise makes you a literal racist sexist biggot.

Reverse anything is a bullshit term meant to cheapen the discrimination and justify a disproportionately smaller punishment.

your friend a dog posted:

what's the point of calling someone something they obviously are? i know you're probably the target demo for those sorts of holier than thou posts where you just saunter into a thread and go "actually? this celebrity is poo poo because she doesn't active address politics completely unrelated to her and also once she hugged someone who had a swastika shirt in the middle of posing for pictures with hundreds of other people". but in real life, for normal people, no one actually gives a poo poo, so maybe if you retards could shut the gently caress up in the future we'd all be better for it.



Here's a relevant 'funny' picture

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

There's been quite a lot of furniture designed specifically for loving, King Edward VII and Catherine the Great commissioned some of the more notable examples:

And then there's the more common gently caress furniture like smotherboxes, Berkeley Horses, etc. A lot of the more modern fuckchairs look pretty ugly and perfunctory:


.... but sometimes they put in a bit more effort making them look stylish as well as functional:



But of course the most interesting/funny/perplexing fuckchairs are the really weird poo poo that some crazy person obviously put together in their garage after years of tinkering and refining:


Photographer Timothy Archibald actually produced a coffee table book of photos and brief interviews with everyday Americans who'd created their own sex inventions (including several pieces of furniture) which turned out pretty much exactly how you'd expect it would: https://www.buzzfeed.com/hayleycampbell/sex-machines

But if you want to see the really really crazy poo poo you need to research the bizarro loving inventions that people tdesigned and registered at the patents office but probably never got made.
http://thenonist.com/index.php/thenonist/permalink/patented_for_your_pleasure/
People have written entire books about the weird sex designs registered at the US patent office: https://www.amazon.com/American-Sex-Machines-Hidden-History/dp/1558505342


Apparently they started out as part of the uniform for the Brooklyn Excelsiors baseball team in 1860.

Karate Bastard posted:

I would have smeared a transparent spoon with butter then dipped it in powdered sugar, then painted it with water, because to me a very tech savvy person that's easier.

That's it. That's my japanese spoon trick.

Ak Gara posted:

Even Bob Ross

Karate Bastard posted:

Wanna pet that xenobite

Inzombiac posted:

You can make more than a cop by being a bus driver in the US.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

PYF Funny Pictures: dad beans

why do all the anime gfs have such improbable tiddies?

Gripweed posted:

DontMockMySmock posted:

"parts"?

prayer group posted:

I'm not sure I ever want to know for certain if you made these up or not, to be honest. I'm happiest not knowing but believing.

Clitch posted:

What sick gently caress looks at a perfectly good and wholesome product and proceeds to use it for something as perverted as leashing and walking a cat?

Captain Hygiene posted:

It is a level beyond cat, our scientists call it "cat two"

Beachcomber posted:

Thats 1.9x faster than an SR-71 going all out.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

No one can agree what maroon is exactly, there's several different hues that are called 'maroon' under different colour systems. Here's three, the one on the right is definitely a shade of brown. :


So if someone is talking about the colour maroon you need to ask "Uh, is that the sRGB maroon, or the pantone maroon, or the Crayola maroon, or .... ???"

Woozie66 posted:

One More Fat Nerd posted:

I read that their dad died, and while he wasnt really working on HSR, he was basically their target audience/sounding board. So they just lost interest.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

But, that's what it's called. It's called charcuterie. What would you rather them say?

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Nothing in this post is true.

QUACKTASTIC posted:

Everything in this post is true.

Foxfire_ posted:

"Pasturized Process Cheese" = Cheese + emulsifier + salt + acid/cream/coloring
"Pasturized Process Cheese Food" = Swap no more than 49% of the cheese for milk
"Pasturized Prepared Cheese Product" = Kraft Single = Anarchy (in practice, more milk + milk protein concentrate since it's cheaper to ship)

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Looks like a pretty memorable lesson.

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Giving anyone the benefit of the doubt in 2020 is a fool's errand.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

And pundits wonder why that area went hard Trump in 2016.

The Ape of Naples posted: