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Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.




My father's a mechanic and I pulled this on quite a few friends in high school. Another good one is to ask if someone wants winter or summer air in their tires.

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Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Crazycryodude posted:

If it's reasonably priced and actually good I take it all back, this is a glorious step towards rekindling the Revolution.

It is all of these things.

Drink well Comrade. :ussr:

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Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.




Finally a Meme to be a ray of light in these dark and stormy times.

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Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.




Im gonna need a little bit more context for this one.

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Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.




Cat bros are the best bros.

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Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Bertrand Hustle posted:

Do people really think that Boston is still this openly racist in 2017?


Only against Italians.

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Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.





Bill Murray about Kung Fu Hustle posted:


"There should have been a day of mourning for American comedy the day that movie came out."... "which is the supreme achievement of the modern age in terms of comedy."

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Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



nickhimself posted:

Lol some of these corporate social media accounts are pretty good

If you like MoonPie checkout Steak_Umms twitter.

https://twitter.com/AaronDunlap72/status/942867836661268481

https://twitter.com/steak_umm/status/942588487211077632

https://twitter.com/steak_umm/status/931246218801491968

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Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Samuringa posted:




They got the last one :smith:

https://twitter.com/PorygonNews/status/979111770785755137

Also,

https://twitter.com/Bloatytoe/status/979028192563552256?s=20

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Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Aleph Null posted:

I may be projecting based on my own experiences and the experiences of my friends.

https://twitter.com/emquast/status/1034909725547286532/

It just keeps going and going. I am ignoring the text from the Tweet itself, obviously.

Edit: I wonder what their "vaping" policy is? I'd probably still go there at least once.

Missing a key demographic by not having one section for fantasy sports. Meet people half way between "I love numbers" and "I love sports."

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Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.




Me when this game comes out.

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Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Looking forward to all the neocon OP Ed's about how Chapo is a threat to the US democracy.

Also Ahmdinejad follows only 36 people in Twitter. Including Virgil. So he definitely saw the bimboification pic.

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Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



We need to skip straight to 420 for the best weed songs ever.

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Mar 22, 2007

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Azathoth Prime posted:

Tremble in fear before Dogwhine Drinkwater.


Whatever happened to Freezepop

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Mar 22, 2007

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Ghost Leviathan posted:

Rabbits are basically tiny horses.



Rabbits are tiny greyhounds. :colbert:

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Mar 22, 2007

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novaSphere posted:

Dammit. The guy who got got juuuust deleted his reply to the setup

You mean the "Stop liking this your making my notifications explode!"

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Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.




Casual Kingpin from Into the Spiderverse lookin bad.

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Mar 22, 2007

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snergle posted:

nice new format for music i like. i love happy songs that are hosed up or depressing lyrically

Beck - Girl

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Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Phlegmish posted:

She had more of an excuse than all those Indian Hitler lovers



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rurBHWxYaR0

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Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Knormal posted:

Same with the mac and cheese, what amateurs.

lol if you make box mac and cheese and not from scratch

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Mar 22, 2007

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Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Im the lion hoof dandruff.

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Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.




Had someone who swore up and down on a vacation that butter to coffee was the pure way to drink it.

I took one sip and dumped it out, absolutely vile.

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Mar 22, 2007

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biracial bear for uncut posted:

A little bit of heavy whipping cream (and nothing else) does the same thing and tastes a lot better.

I would imagine so.

Butter also has a disgusting side effect that when you drink it in coffee it leaves a thin layer on your upper lip after each sip.

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Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Fried Watermelon posted:

Floor tickets to see them in Winnipeg are $327.81 CAD lol

$190 for the cheapest seats

no outside liquor

125 if you bought them when they were first available.

Like me. :smug:

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Mar 22, 2007

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go for a stroll posted:

They sold out in under 5 seconds here. Our lovely arena's ticketing site desperately needs a captcha.

Yeah Minneapolis was sold out for the 1st show in 5 minutes.

I lucked out and my friends GF couldn't get that day off and we got tickets in Sioux Falls.

Gonna get there super early, and be front row rocking a Bernie shirt.

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Mar 22, 2007

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Crain posted:

Note that strategy heavily depends on your friends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-UWZaLknWw

Im glad the Subio goons are as great as they ever have been.

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Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



hawowanlawow posted:

yeah the lost continents ruled

LC and the Crit Sandvich servers were greatest game communities I've ever found.

Outside of being on Turk and Dorky's teams in sub.io Goonmans.

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Mar 22, 2007

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Captain Jesus posted:

I don't know if you're talking about italian-american pizza industry, or bona fide italian pizza industry, but I can tell you, that by far the worst and most bizarre pizza toppings I've ever seen were in Italy, namely in Rome and around it. There is no purism there, anything goes on a pizza. And it's not catering to foreigners or anything, because it's crap no sane person would come up with. Fries and egpplant? Why not!

Truth.

Went to a pizza shop in Rome, friend got a pizza with shredded chicken on it. Took one bite, his face turned sour and he said, "Oh god its tuna." and threw it in the trash can as we walked outside.

Next day, we walk past the same pizza shop, see a guy exit with a slice of pizza, takes a bite, "gently caress its tuna!." throws it in the same bin.

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Mar 22, 2007

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dialhforhero posted:

Lots of really good cheddars and other cheeses from Vermont and Wisconsin that are affordable and easily available and still mass produced that I can’t understand why people don’t choose instead.

Also whether you do blue collar grilled cheese with plain white bread and Kraft slices, is or you church it up with gruyere and french bread and jam, what really matters is that YOU MUST BUTTER THE BREAD ON THE COOKING SIDE AT LEAST if not on both sides. Preferably with salted butter.

Do this and no grilled cheese is bad.

Imagine using butter for grilled cheese and not mayo.

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Mar 22, 2007

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hboXKCyV_AU

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Mar 22, 2007

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Pee is stored in the eyeballs

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Mar 22, 2007

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCBtHbjek04

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Mar 22, 2007

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I wish I had the skills to change that ship to the lusitania.

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Mar 22, 2007

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Incredibly Cursed

VS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4lz8MN6MQA

Incredibly blessed.

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Mar 22, 2007

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fartknocker posted:

The only way to watch regular season NFL games is the Red Zone channel. Their tag line is “7 hours of commercial free football” and you’ll see every touchdown and big play on a Sunday afternoon. It makes watching prime time and other games a slog by comparison.

This and come shitpost in the GDTs in TFF

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Mar 22, 2007

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For Feed and Seed.

Formerly Chucks.

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Mar 22, 2007

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CeramicPig posted:

My ex pretty much would. He took his shirt off. I remember him rushing to the bathroom while struggling to get his shirt off at the same time. I think he left his socks on. Didn’t want cold feet

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