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Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007
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"For persons with disabilities".

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Baron von Eevl posted:

Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeechdach, verrostet

gesundheit

Shifty Nipples
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Male goats pee on they own faces.

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Bored posted:

The lady goats supposedly love it.

This airdale is indifferent.
Play with sound if you haven't seen the goat hitting on the airdale video, yet.

I had not seen this so thanks, dog is a butthead for not paying attention.

Shifty Nipples
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Caufman posted:

Pussies.

lol

Shifty Nipples
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e: god damnit Randaconda

Jerry Cotton posted:

You guys have it good - this is our ledger:


Shifty Nipples
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you just broke the chain is all, nothing actually important we cool dude

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Guy Goodbody posted:

He freed us from the chain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBn5aIfZElE

Shifty Nipples
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*Plugs headphones into doughnut*

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DandyLion posted:

Now thats bringing des cartes before the horse

:emptyquote:

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Who What Now posted:

Besides, ignore is for cowards.

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Gay Horney posted:

I doubt it

Shifty Nipples
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*Catening intensifies*

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Wendell posted:

Why are you such a dick, Guy? Respond to my question.

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Karate Bastard posted:

One person is tied to the tracks in front of the trolley. If you pull the lever, the trolley will be directed to another set of tracks. Doing so will save the person, but also cause the trolley to leave Mr Rogers' neighborhood. Will you pull the lever?

The trolley is electric so just ask Mr. Rogers to stop pressing the "on" button and it will stop.

Shifty Nipples
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FactsAreUseless posted:

But there is a lot of gay subtext

Happy captions?

Shifty Nipples
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Little poop tents all over the living room.

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ToxicSlurpee posted:

I reply to whatever posts I drat well feel like. :colbert:

Glad you did cause I was starting to get the shakes fighting the urge to be the pedantic well actually guy.

Shifty Nipples
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Canada geese are assholes.

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You have to swing it around in circles while you're holding on to it by the neck. :eng101:

Shifty Nipples
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waiter there's a possum in my engine compartment

Shifty Nipples
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I didn't know da share z0ne was a twitter account so I'm scrolling through it and the improper use of "then" rather than "than" is triggering me.

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Phy posted:

1995: it is fun to sing "im the scatman"
2018: we are all too internet now to do this

No that song is still good.

Shifty Nipples
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Wanna make a "doe" joke but I need a synonym for "arrival" that starts with the letter "e".

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Raptor1033 posted:

Where do you live that deer aren’t grossly overpopulated to the point that they starve to death or die to plague? We killed off most of their predators and they don’t seem to have a built in tapering mechanism to their breeding. Most years people get free extra tags for bucks over a certain age.

Oregon

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syscall girl posted:

*in Abe Simpson voice*

it's cold outside and there are wolves

and too many people all hunting in the same area, I've never seen a deer while I was hunting deer.

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LifeSunDeath posted:

Imagine blowing 40k on horrible toys, when you could have like, dunno bought weed with it.

This is the crux of the issue for me.

Shifty Nipples
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I didn't know this existed and it's pretty great so thanks for posting it.

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Am I wrong to agree that the song is bad for the reasons outlined herein?

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Ottermotive Insanity posted:

... Was the band's name in Oh Brother Where Art Thou a sexual innuendo?

I thought it meant they pooped themselves.

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Phy posted:

I went to the casbah, I was feeling Sharif-y
But I didn't like it and I lost my guarantee fee

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Phlegmish posted:

Needs the stoned guy reaction bit at the end to make it truly awful

It's too busy to make any sense of so I think it's kinda dumb.

Oh wait that's not what you meant by "stoned guy reaction"

Shifty Nipples
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haha drat

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Picnic Princess posted:

Do bears poo poo in the woods?

Bears poo poo wherever they want to.

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Mooooom, the cobra used all the toilet paper.

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Yeah that is an unusually enormous chicken.

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RareAcumen posted:

Natto can only be called gooey as far as I can tell.

Slimy

Leperflesh posted:

peanut butter, warmed
caramel
marshmallow after you toast it and as you stick it into the s'mores

gooey is a perfectly fine word, you weirdos

Sticky

RareAcumen posted:

Grilled cheese

Stringy

Shifty Nipples
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JoelJoel posted:

I prefer Ropey.

Ropey is good too.

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Last Chance posted:

I weigh pieces of poo poo for breakfast

lol

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Shifty Nipples
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If I was a genetic abomination affront to nature I would be cavalier about death too.

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