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One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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Solice Kirsk posted:

Floor is Water is the cat equivalent.

Reasonably certain cats like lava even less than they like water.

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One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
no neckbeard, though.



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RagnarokAngel posted:

You got something you need to talk about man?

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I did this one time for my cat when he was a kitten because he was having a hard time catching a fly. Apparently teamwork made a huge impression, he comes to me for an assist now every time a bug is out of reach. Now he weighs 17 goddamn pounds and I have noodle arms so it's a huge pain in the rear end.

My wife thinks I'm the only person on earth that would spoil their cat like this so this picture has been a great help.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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I have seen one of these in the wild. It was a for real double take.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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The "virgin walk" was done in earnest by an Incel trying to argue that women could spot virgins on sight, if I remember right.

The "Chad Stride" was added on to mock Incels, and I like to think all further Virgin v Chad memes are also intended to mock incels, and in fact that all communication on the internet is just constant, nonstop mockery of those sexless e-dipshits.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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Croatoan posted:

TBF Communism does usually fail. What we should do is capitalism just with stringent checks and balances to make sure everyone benefits but that's socialism and if Facebook taught me anything it's that socialism is communism and are the real Nazis.

Communism works all the time. Most families are communist, small agrarian villages and tribal societies throughout history have often been, at least internally, communist. Nobody has had a particularly good time trying to scale it up past a few hundred people, yet.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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swordfish duelist posted:

I have a cat that will fight you for potato chips. Cats are weird.

My cat absolutely will not leave you alone during dinner until hes offered a tiny bite to inspect and leave uneaten. We say he's demanding token tribute.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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ToxicSlurpee posted:

Local police departments also often pay absolute garbage wages so that's where people too incompetent to do anything else have a tendency to wash down to.

Starting highway patrol in my state was like $27k/yr until 2016, when i think they moved it to like 33 or 36. I'm pretty sure you'll make better than 27k delivering pizzas, or waiting tables.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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Pick posted:

I really doubt 30% are teetotallers unless it's super skewed by olds. I don't see myself as a big drinker and eighth decile? get hosed.

One of the most common traits of people who drink regularly is that they vastly overestimate how much the rest of the population drinks, so...

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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Drone_Fragger posted:

Genuinely, guy should be on a watchlist, he's prime terrorist material - short temper, angry at the world and everyone in it, huge chip on his shoulder

Theres no excuse for being an angry incel, but based on his rant, you just gotta lol at this poor bastards chances trying online dating. OKCupid said a 5'2" dude had to have a listed income over 250k/yr to get the response rate of a 6ft guy making minimum wage. This lovely little gently caress looks to be even shorter than that AND he looks poor, AND he dresses like hes 12.

Even in the event he got "stop being an rear end in a top hat" pills and learned to dress himself, i dont know how i'd suggest he actually go about finding a partner, standard online dating just aint gonna work. Dude just needs to join a monastery or something.

But yeah, he is totally gonna try to shoot up a place, lets hope he gets plugged by a security guard and dies without hurting anyone like that other rear end in a top hat did recently.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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chitoryu12 posted:

Short guys can get women very, very easily outside of dating sites if they have a good personality. Look at how many people want to gently caress Peter Dinklage. Dude is 4'4 and he oozes charm with the voice of melted chocolate.

That dudes a rich actor with a very nice face, not really a fair comparison to dumpy the incel.

In person dating would deffo work better for someone in his situation (not him, obv, if anything this guy might come off better online, since he could pretend to not be an rear end in a top hat).

People get really ugly when you reduce a person to a pile of numbers and descriptors. Some goon who worked at a sperm bank once talked about how how if you were considering being a donor, you better be white (no gingers), and over 6ft, cause otherwise it was going in the trash.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
no neckbeard, though.



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Screaming Idiot posted:

That's when you're celibate because there's no such thing as a real life Despicable Me Minion for them to gently caress.

Just paint the dude from the video yellow and slap some overalls on him.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
no neckbeard, though.



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oldpainless posted:

Also dwarves have huge dicks. That’s just what I heard. Whether they are huge or normal and therefore look huge due to size disparity is something I’m unsure of.


Please join me in talking about dwarf dick sizes.

I know this one! The answer is: it depends on the type of dwarfism. Some have proportionally normal dicks, others have regular dude dicks on a small body, which looks huge (this technique is used in porn, in a fashion)

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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oldpainless posted:

Dwarf porn?

Nah you just get a short guy (like 5,6") with an above average but not absurd dick and pair him up with a tiny actress (like under 5ft). Without something in the shot to easily establish scale, the audience assumes its two regular sized ppl and the dude has a ginormous dick.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Incels think social security should offer regular access to sex workers for those who can't date so they don't flip out and do mass shootings. They also think all women ride some kind of cock carousel. They're just crazy.

A lot of them actually think sex with sex workers doesnt count so govt handjob coupons wouldnt work. Many of this type arent really coherent enough to have a goal beyond "burn it down", but the ones that do want something closer to a literal govt assigned wife (9/10, 18yo, fit, etc etc etc), or some kind of combo sex/caretaker android. Like if Rosie from the jetsons had big robot tits and a fleshlight attachment.

Somebody post that image of the recent failed mass shooter with Georges smug face shopped in, its both a funny image and relevant.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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slinkimalinki posted:

More like old cu...


You know what, I can't finish this

More like slinkimaleavingushanging

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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Knormal posted:

Welp, the worst thing has been created.



Honorable mention goes to this giant-breasted anime robot doll with a vulva.

Why would you build a robot that absolutely cant pass for human and then also give it enormous unwieldy tits?

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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By popular demand posted:

Are you completely new to the internet?
There's absolutely no shortage of weird sad pervos.

I just imagine a sex robot as y'know, actually resembling a human, rather than an Aibo with hooters.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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Who What Now posted:

Some people want to gently caress aibos.

Morally Inept's Synth Duplicate account spotted.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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This happened in SA???

Megatron, No!

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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jojoinnit posted:

I'm trying to figure out how to parse this information

You and Richard Spencer both...

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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Inceltown posted:



I assume you're talking about when your mother takes her false teeth out before giving head.

Mummys Gummies get Daddys Cummies.


Welp now im gonna go barf myself to death.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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jojoinnit posted:

Isn't this who Ted Cruz jacks it to?

He... jacks it to... a blue globe with glasses?

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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I got "Far Meat gently caress Tank", which, frankly, is amazing.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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The Hardees near my house had one of these in a playground behind it. I always thought it was actually pretty cool.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:

There should be a maximum age.

Second

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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luxury handset posted:

teens were also far, far more bored before mass electronic entertainment

This also partially explains falling teen pregnancy and alcoholism rates!

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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Nenonen posted:

Central Europeans used to be very straight forward of what the Reason for the Season ought to be:







"let Satan take all our children away so He can then seduce our women!"

Sexy bondage Krampus doing the ahago(spelling?) Face slays me.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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Data Graham posted:

That one was difficult to listen to with my brother

Because you were conflicted on which one should watch the other whack off?

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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muscles like this! posted:

Look on the bright side, now you can watch one of the best horror movies.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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You could tell me this was from a syfy original spinoff of sharknado, like "Wolfquake" and i'd 100% believe you.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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Ghost Leviathan posted:

Wasn't there at least one recent movie that absolutely cleaned up in January because there was nothing else decent on?

I think Deadpool also did this.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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Who What Now posted:

Oral vore is mainstream now.

Looking forward to CATS 2 going one step further and having a scene where Melissa McCarthy cat does a full Goatse and reverse pounces on a mouse played by Danny Devito.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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Jerry Cotton posted:

Now I'm curious as to what "to get dicked down" means.

Uh, pretty sure its real simple. Its either a lady or bottom dude looking to get laid. Only connotation i can think of is that they probably aren't looking for slow, romantic sex.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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Yoshi Wins posted:

it does get a bit tiresome that if you express anything short of absolute maximal despair around here, a bunch of people will act like you are an idiot who thinks everything is fine.

no one thinks everything is fine. especially no one who reads and posts on this forum.

Yeah, like, my org has tech job openings that 2-3 years ago would get 100+ applicants, and now they get like 9-10, and thats due to sustained low unemployment. They haven't increased their offers, so they're getting priced out of the job market. This doesn't mean things are good, generally, just that for certain (maybe most?) chunks of the white collar set, things are good.

Meanwhile, half the blue collar guys i work with on the low end positions are driving uber at night to make rent.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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Ghost Leviathan posted:

Chris Chris and Chris Del Chris sounds plausible

LOL forever that Colton Burpo does not sound plausible, but somehow is an actual person's real name.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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Tree Bucket posted:

Never Skip... Butt Day? Is there a Butt Day?

The butt is just the top of your legs.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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dialhforhero posted:

I don't think they'll gently caress each other since they are most likely hetero and pretty much all incels are cis-white-hetero-males.

They're definitely cis and hetero heavy, but from what i understand they're actually more minority heavy than the general population. Elliot Rodgers was Asian, and you see plenty of asian, latino, and black incels.

One of the signs that incels are running into some kind of real, systemic problem, even if they have completely misidentified the source and nature of said problem, is that white privilege provides some degree of protection from it.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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Mokinokaro posted:

Yep, and they love to frame it as those evil WESTERN SJWs attacking their cultural values.

Yeah, the hikikomori are often reactionary and misogynistic. I don't think they have anywhere near the rate of violence as the incels, though that probably has more to do with general Japanese culture than anything else.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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Lodin posted:

Remake looking good.



Cloud's crossdressing scene going in exciting new directions!

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One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
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Was pretty shocked when i realized this was a lady.

It feels like its way more rare to see this kind of performative chuddery from women, but i don't know why. Obviously not the only example, but still.

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