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The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!
She didn't get it from me :shrug:

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The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

Android Apocalypse posted:


[INAUDIBLE] is definitely my favorite type of cheese.
How do you know it's cheese? :tinfoil:

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

Slime posted:

This person has a point, if Charles Dickens had internet access he'd spend all day jerkin his merkin instead of writing about sad orphans.
I don't condone this behavior.

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!
Probably :thejoke:, but
Please wait while the wizard installs your software?

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!
Infants in the Phantom Zone, what has this world come to?

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

In a small village in France the police had to intervene after receiving a call for a leopard eating chicken.

https://twitter.com/Gendarmerie_34/status/969911957162725378

A chicken that eats leopards???

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!
Google hasn't had the serif logo since 2015. Typical conservatives, stuck in the past. :rolleyes:

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!
Clever girl

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

Pershing posted:

Speaking of which, do we still have a cosplay thread?

Yes

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

New Silent Hill looking weird

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

spog posted:

He lost a dual.

Both of them?

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

Ferrule posted:

No where does it say "everyone is welcome". It specifically says it is "for geeks" only.
Nowhere does it says 'only'.
What if they went to a sports bar and wanted them to turn on Battlebots/Drone Racing/Quidditch?

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

Bertrand Hustle posted:

It actually says "smallpox light". I can't help trying to figure these out.

天花 means both "ceiling" and "smallpox" for some loving reason

Maybe it's like shingles ?

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

Kharmakazy posted:

Literally has always been used to describe figurative things. This outrage over language is what is new.
that's literally not true

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

Kharmakazy posted:

It literally is. For as long as we have had a modern English language it was used that way, from Fitzgerald, Bronte, and many more well respected speakers and writers of the English language.

https://stancarey.wordpress.com/2011/01/31/literally-centuries-of-non-literal-literally/

It was meant to be a joke how 'literally' isn't 'literally'.

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

Besesoth posted:

What version of Vampire were you playing? VtM has always used d10s exclusively. :psyduck:

https://i.imgur.com/vbA2dYY.mp4
Quite the emotional love story:

I'm in love! I've never felt so uplifted and free....
*heart goes straight for the trash*
*then even lower in the gutter*
...oh..oh I'm feeling better now! yeah things are looking up! ZZZZAPPPP

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!
and libs would be mad you assumed the gender :smug:

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!
Pretty bad babysitter if at no point do they even check on the baby.

Your baby poo poo itself a few hours ago and then died of SIDS, but you said not to disturb it :downs:

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

Handiklap posted:


e: oh, ok, no my kid's books still say "Berenstein" weird guess i just misremembered the arms thing
Are you sure about that?

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

A bunch of mogwai? Okay! :3:

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!
Edit NVM

The Merkinman has a new favorite as of 22:46 on Jul 12, 2020

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

Data Graham posted:

I 100% should get it because I know the show and everything but it's still missing me
What's the character's name?

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!
At least I'm not old enough to say "I remember the Peter Gunn TV show".

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

cock hero flux posted:

american breakfast has been increasingly taken over by slightly altered deserts
That seems like a very dry and sandy breakfast.

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

Scholtz posted:

computer, load up celery man, please
now in "HD"

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The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!
Let's do the Y2K hysteria again, but for 2038

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