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Just dropping by to clarify that we didn't legalize drugs per se, only decriminalized them. It's illegal to sell or buy but if you're caught doing drugs anywhere and don't have a lot of drugs on you (this can be a crime as you could be selling them) you're appointed a psychologist and must go there to talk about it (and if it's something like heroine you're put on methadone, we have a shitload of trucks everywhere distributing it to enrolled people). But if you smoke weed, get caught, go to the psychologist and just say you like getting high sometimes they'll just hi 5 you and tell you to get out. And yes every drug consumption is treated as a health problem, not a crime. Coke use has been rising steadily though, thanks to the import of tech bros and the American philosophy of "work 20 hours a day and you're the best"
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2018 10:34 |
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John Lee posted:Good to see that Americans are simultaneously lazy AND workaholics. We've really got it made. I don't know if you're referring exclusively to my post but if there's one thing I don't think Americans are is lazy, especially because you have no choice, you either work or are homeless
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2018 00:51 |
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gonna have driving lessons with this school, looks excellent
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2018 10:13 |
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oh ok that's a loss edit holy poo poo
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2018 17:21 |
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Oh wrong thread my bad
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2018 17:24 |
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Please don't leave trash on the beach
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2018 14:09 |
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I don't know if it's real but some comments mention the guy was on TV and he later found a nest with the goose's eggs on the boat and the video got crazy depressing really fast The goose's sad screams as the boat goes away
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2018 12:14 |
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nerdz posted:It's quite similar to the story about the tiger who killed like 400 people by itself in India. when they finally got it, they discovered that it had broken/deformed fangs and jaw (ironically, due to being shot by a hunter) that made hunting for its usual prey difficult. Humans were easier. Feel good story of the day man
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2018 20:35 |
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I don't get the bankjob one.
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2018 12:43 |
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2018 08:48 |
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https://twitter.com/RobertMaguire_/status/1056365216009740289
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2018 09:26 |
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Everytime I read about peer reviewing I just get sad again because even though I got a very good grade for it I felt my Master's dissertation was complete bullshit, I just kept winging it as I was going but apparently that was good enough? Jesus was that a saga of moving goalposts
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2018 11:58 |
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Someone in that thread pointed to this video and it's so beautiful https://youtu.be/8OzZxjqKG10
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2018 14:13 |
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2018 11:56 |
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Samuringa are you there Is everything okay Give us some sines of life
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2018 14:09 |
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there are some absolute loving cows
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2018 14:23 |
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TRMP
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2018 20:44 |
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Cable Guy posted:
Oh my God is it loss
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2018 13:47 |
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Is it the pads?
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2018 13:54 |
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lol
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2018 15:11 |
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2018 09:39 |
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https://twitter.com/SheRatesDogs/status/1099741942726815744?s=19
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2019 21:26 |
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Karate Bastard posted:"Rönkkönen" is what Latvian children chalk onto their door frame at solstice for the evil spirit to pass them over. Totally normal tradition too
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# ¿ May 5, 2019 16:29 |
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https://twitter.com/Zekiel79vive/status/1135268982586519553?s=19 BTW what is it with Twitter embedded videos not playing in the awful app Android? It stretches the video image and just sits there. orange sky has a new favorite as of 12:04 on Jun 3, 2019 |
# ¿ Jun 3, 2019 12:01 |
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Also have you noticed that a half naked woman is scoring E: also yeah in elimination rounds there's 30 mins of overtime and then penalties
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2019 12:39 |
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I don't get the joke about the helicopter parent
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2019 20:35 |
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Harvey Mantaco posted:Horse racing is really fun. Stopped going when I became a bit more knowledgeable about the problematic parts of it (locally, at least) but dining rooms full of clones of the monopoly man and their wives dressed as rich Titanic passengers taking sincerely and confidently about Yeet Menace, Burn In Hell Kevin and Cosby's Shame is such an experience. One of the best parts of The Maias, one of the better known Portuguese novels, is just making fun of people who go to the race track. It's extra funny because it's just Portuguese wannabes immitating the British. The whole book is satiric. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Os_Maias It's a really good book and I recommend it.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2019 06:59 |
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2019 12:46 |
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Please tell me that was a gender reveal
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2019 21:01 |
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https://twitter.com/MrTimDunn/status/1252485673153712131?s=20 the video isn't exactly funny per se, but I can't help but laugh at how extremely german this is
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2020 08:45 |
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trapped mouse posted:One of those jokes you might miss if it's not timg'd. Well drat I missed it and it still took me 30 secs looking at it to see it
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# ¿ May 11, 2020 11:05 |
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I think he needs to one up everyone's expectations and write a truly crazy twist into it, bigger than Rhaegar + Lyanna, which everyone already knows about (and the show coopted). And my guess is he can't find a way to untangle the huge weave he's created. I have to be honest, I bought the first edition of ADWD, was very excited to read it, and found it utterly boring. Just a ton of boring stuff happening to boring characters I don't care about. Nothing like the first ones.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2020 14:24 |
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In the animation movies department one stuck with me as scary and just overall weird, The Great Mouse Detective. Waayyy too dark a mood for my 5 year old mind.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 10:51 |
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https://twitter.com/insoniascarvao/status/1303734804530241537?s=19
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2020 14:49 |
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https://twitter.com/beyondreasdoubt/status/1441580568286830595?s=19
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2021 19:53 |
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I could swear the butthole hitman was from Perry Bible Anyway, some Perry Bible:
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2021 13:55 |
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I feel like this is an actual color blindness test. I can't see poo poo.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2022 06:33 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 10:41 |
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I don't know if these are funny or sad, I'm gonna say both. English people have brain rot. Just the most psychotic insane poo poo
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