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orange sky
May 7, 2007

Just dropping by to clarify that we didn't legalize drugs per se, only decriminalized them. It's illegal to sell or buy but if you're caught doing drugs anywhere and don't have a lot of drugs on you (this can be a crime as you could be selling them) you're appointed a psychologist and must go there to talk about it (and if it's something like heroine you're put on methadone, we have a shitload of trucks everywhere distributing it to enrolled people).

But if you smoke weed, get caught, go to the psychologist and just say you like getting high sometimes they'll just hi 5 you and tell you to get out.

And yes every drug consumption is treated as a health problem, not a crime. Coke use has been rising steadily though, thanks to the import of tech bros and the American philosophy of "work 20 hours a day and you're the best"

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orange sky
May 7, 2007

John Lee posted:

Good to see that Americans are simultaneously lazy AND workaholics. We've really got it made.

I don't know if you're referring exclusively to my post but if there's one thing I don't think Americans are is lazy, especially because you have no choice, you either work or are homeless

orange sky
May 7, 2007

gonna have driving lessons with this school, looks excellent

orange sky
May 7, 2007

oh ok that's a loss edit

holy poo poo

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Oh wrong thread my bad

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Please don't leave trash on the beach

orange sky
May 7, 2007


I don't know if it's real but some comments mention the guy was on TV and he later found a nest with the goose's eggs on the boat and the video got crazy depressing really fast

The goose's sad screams as the boat goes away :cry:

orange sky
May 7, 2007

nerdz posted:

It's quite similar to the story about the tiger who killed like 400 people by itself in India. when they finally got it, they discovered that it had broken/deformed fangs and jaw (ironically, due to being shot by a hunter) that made hunting for its usual prey difficult. Humans were easier.

Feel good story of the day man

orange sky
May 7, 2007

I don't get the bankjob one.

orange sky
May 7, 2007

orange sky
May 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/RobertMaguire_/status/1056365216009740289

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Everytime I read about peer reviewing I just get sad again because even though I got a very good grade for it I felt my Master's dissertation was complete bullshit, I just kept winging it as I was going but apparently that was good enough? Jesus was that a saga of moving goalposts

orange sky
May 7, 2007


Someone in that thread pointed to this video and it's so beautiful

https://youtu.be/8OzZxjqKG10

orange sky
May 7, 2007

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Samuringa are you there

Is everything okay

Give us some sines of life

orange sky
May 7, 2007

there are some absolute loving cows

orange sky
May 7, 2007


TRMP

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Cable Guy posted:



Oh that's very subtle... well played.

Edit: vvvvv swing and a miss

Oh my God is it loss

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Is it the pads?

orange sky
May 7, 2007


lol

orange sky
May 7, 2007

orange sky
May 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/SheRatesDogs/status/1099741942726815744?s=19

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Karate Bastard posted:

"Rönkkönen" is what Latvian children chalk onto their door frame at solstice for the evil spirit to pass them over.

Totally normal tradition too

orange sky
May 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/Zekiel79vive/status/1135268982586519553?s=19

BTW what is it with Twitter embedded videos not playing in the awful app Android? It stretches the video image and just sits there.

orange sky has a new favorite as of 12:04 on Jun 3, 2019

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Also have you noticed that a half naked woman is scoring

E: also yeah in elimination rounds there's 30 mins of overtime and then penalties

orange sky
May 7, 2007

I don't get the joke about the helicopter parent

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Harvey Mantaco posted:

Horse racing is really fun. Stopped going when I became a bit more knowledgeable about the problematic parts of it (locally, at least) but dining rooms full of clones of the monopoly man and their wives dressed as rich Titanic passengers taking sincerely and confidently about Yeet Menace, Burn In Hell Kevin and Cosby's Shame is such an experience.

One of the best parts of The Maias, one of the better known Portuguese novels, is just making fun of people who go to the race track. It's extra funny because it's just Portuguese wannabes immitating the British. The whole book is satiric.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Os_Maias

It's a really good book and I recommend it.

orange sky
May 7, 2007

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Please tell me that was a gender reveal

orange sky
May 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/MrTimDunn/status/1252485673153712131?s=20

the video isn't exactly funny per se, but I can't help but laugh at how extremely german this is

orange sky
May 7, 2007

trapped mouse posted:

One of those jokes you might miss if it's not timg'd.

Well drat I missed it and it still took me 30 secs looking at it to see it

orange sky
May 7, 2007

I think he needs to one up everyone's expectations and write a truly crazy twist into it, bigger than Rhaegar + Lyanna, which everyone already knows about (and the show coopted). And my guess is he can't find a way to untangle the huge weave he's created.

I have to be honest, I bought the first edition of ADWD, was very excited to read it, and found it utterly boring. Just a ton of boring stuff happening to boring characters I don't care about. Nothing like the first ones.

orange sky
May 7, 2007

In the animation movies department one stuck with me as scary and just overall weird, The Great Mouse Detective. Waayyy too dark a mood for my 5 year old mind.

orange sky
May 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/insoniascarvao/status/1303734804530241537?s=19

orange sky
May 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/beyondreasdoubt/status/1441580568286830595?s=19

orange sky
May 7, 2007

I could swear the butthole hitman was from Perry Bible

Anyway, some Perry Bible:

orange sky
May 7, 2007


I feel like this is an actual color blindness test. I can't see poo poo.

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orange sky
May 7, 2007

I don't know if these are funny or sad, I'm gonna say both. English people have brain rot.







Just the most psychotic insane poo poo

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