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Someone goes to drink what they think is a delicious shake, they get a mouthful of ketchup. Couple of coworkers at Dairy Queen did it to me once back in the late '90's.
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MagicAlex posted:Wouldn't the victim suspect something when the cup feels very light? Not necessarily, if you're a dumb teenager.
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Yeah the CIA probably didn't use their official Facebook account to correct some random person's grammar as a joke, but that doesn't mean it isn't an amusing image.
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Powaqoatse posted:username? thread title? both?? Inside joke.
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I thought you didn't get the reference, so I was trying to help  Here's a funny picture: 
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Apr 1, 2017 04:08
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Roro posted:True facts about animals. I laughed so hard I gave myself a headache. Cool, welcome to 2013.
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Apr 23, 2017 15:41
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Uesugi Kenshin, one of the big Japanese warlords of the 16th century, was purportedly killed by a ninja hiding under his toilet with a spear, but there's no direct evidence and it's probably just a story someone made up after the fact.
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Apr 27, 2017 07:04
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Honestly, if an animal is too stupid to support itself, you should probably just let it die. Like pandas. Pandas deserve to go extinct.
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Apr 29, 2017 06:18
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Very few things make a person angrier than someone else liking a comedian that they don't. Doubly so if that comedian is an outspoken woman.
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Slime posted:But we're a country not a state! You are a state by the proper definition of such. state steɪt noun 1. the particular condition that someone or something is in at a specific time. "the state of the company's finances" synonyms: condition, shape, situation, circumstances, state of affairs, position; More 2. a nation or territory considered as an organized political community under one government. "Germany, Italy, and other European states" synonyms: country, nation, land, sovereign state, nation state, kingdom, empire, republic, confederation, federation, body politic, commonwealth, power, world power, superpower, polity, domain, territory; More Finally, my International Relations degree is good for something other than teaching English in Asia.
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Zipperelli. posted:
Probably because it's been posted before, but I'm glad you get to experience it for the first time.
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Jun 16, 2017 07:50
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Absolutely nobody gives a gently caress if comedian A told the same joke that comedian B did. This is 100% mid-30's white male internet misanthropes screaming "I don't like [popular thing]" into the void. Here's a funny picture. 
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Jul 3, 2017 12:37
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Hell, same.
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Oct 13, 2017 12:41
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funmanguy posted:Something awful is just
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May 7, 2018 00:29
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It's the Randaconda vs Guy Goodbody throwdown we all knew was coming eventually.
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May 26, 2018 16:05
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Are High Femmes like High Elves?
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Jun 2, 2018 03:46
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That's a great cat, trying to save its owner from making a terrible decision to drink Budweiser.
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Jun 2, 2018 21:28
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My mom used to work in a bunch of small-town nursing homes in SE Minnesota and people kept giving her lutefisk, that's pretty much the same thing, right?
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Jun 6, 2018 15:33
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Independence Day rules because it came out when I was 12. Nostalgia is a hell of a drug. Not enough to save the sequel though. Plus all the weird Chinese product placement.
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Jun 9, 2018 19:15
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Comptroll The Forums posted:*in a very CSI voice* Zoom and enhance. ENHANCE! Yes, there, in his eye I see a reflection of the piss tape! Boy you sure owned all of us not cool enough to not care about anything.
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Jun 9, 2018 22:08
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Bored posted:Wait...what? Bourdain suicided? Sorry you had to find out here and not the meme thread like everybody else.
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Jun 10, 2018 03:12
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anatomi posted:I apologize, I should've kept my filthy notions to myself. Sometimes I lash out at my surroundings. I believe this stems from a lack of father figures in my childhood. I'm very sorry if I hurt any of you. Pissed Ape Sexist posted:...okay, I guess? Sorry to piss on the Loss Appreciators Local 419 charter in the middle of reading the morning minutes or whatever, golly gosh fellas! Couple of salty idiots here pissed that everyone didn't immediately agree with them.
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Jun 11, 2018 19:14
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In the Mouse of Madness.
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Jun 12, 2018 18:35
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It keeps happening! https://twitter.com/IDEOTVPod/status/1007348474088570880?s=19
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Jun 15, 2018 15:04
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She went to the premier of the Warcraft movie in full cosplay despite the fact that she wasn't actually in the movie.
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Jun 30, 2018 19:18
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Picnic Princess posted:I have questions regarding that last part. He's just sounding out opinions.
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Jul 9, 2018 03:36
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I own myself daily but nobody considers me a local landmark.
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Guy Goodbody posted:how what feels? Sometimes I swear you're actually a bot programmed to almost, but just not quite, understand human humor. 
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Aug 5, 2018 03:16
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Oh wow, this brings me back to my time in the Peace Corps. "You'll get very familiar with your own butthole" the volunteers that had already been in country a year told us in training. Those toilets are especially great for the 40% of your time in country when you have diarrhea. EDIT: The cistern also serves as a handy mosquito breeding ground in case you were running out or worried that you were going to be the one guy who didn't get dengue.
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Old Story posted:I've led a life of privilege and what is the situation with this... Toilet? What is the scoop for. What's happening That's how you shower. e: and flush, but I would think that would go without saying. Moon Slayer has a new favorite as of 04:15 on Aug 5, 2018 |
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The MSJ posted:It's also how you wash your butt after using the toilet. Trust me, I remember. Always appreciate your indoor plumbing, folks. Half the world uses facilities like in that picture, or worse.
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Dungeon Ecology posted:wut up fellow RPCV  Bloody Hedgehog posted:How do you have a college with only 2000 students? My graduating high-school class had more people than that. lol my graduating high school class was 60 students, almost all of whom I had been in class with since kindergarten. Anyway, content: 
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Besesoth posted:"Duck Duck Gray Duck" is the variant of "Duck Duck Goose" played in Minnesota, because Minnesotans have a lot of Scandinavian ancestry and the original Swedish game was "Anka Anka Grå Anka". I didn't know anybody called it "Duck Duck Goose" until I was in my 30's. e: I also didn't realize that nobody else used "hot dish" until I was in my 20's. Moon Slayer has a new favorite as of 03:55 on Aug 15, 2018 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:I know that I've made some posts not everyone likes, and posted some pictures not everyone finds funny. But I'm begging you all, please watch this with the sound on. Put aside your feelings for what I've done in the past and trust me, just this once, that this video is worth your time. The extremely rare Guy Goodbody pro-click. It's like finding a unicorn.
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Samuringa posted:https://my.mixtape.moe/cnxuty.mp4 Oh hey, I've been on that road. It's even more terrifying in winter when the trees have no leaves so you can look straight down a thousand-foot-drop from your bus window.
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Chunt, nooooooo!
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