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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



Give this kid an A, but holy poo poo, schools are still using Spirit Duplicators? :stare:

I can vividly recall what that purple print smells like.

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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



Well it's certainly in your face
but you can't graaaab iiiit

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


johnnyratbastard posted:

There are 2 kiwi schools of thought on pineapple lumps. Either eat them at room temperature, or chuck them in the fridge for a day or two and try them cold. When cold they become firmer to the point of snapping when bitten into, and they are less chewy.

I like them from the fridge.

Room temperature all the way

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



Is this a Transformers sequel?

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Just wash your hands first.

And after.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


TontoCorazon posted:

They'll figure out how to play Doom on their teleporters but it'll open up an actual portal to hell.

Joke'll be on the demons though, the human race will have been training for centuries for just that eventuality.

:black101:

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



woof ouch

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


JoelJoel posted:

Don't worry, B, Minds are cool about that sort of thing.

What about Meatfucker

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Solice Kirsk posted:

A gorilla, trained as an infant in the ways to fight bears vs a bear, trained as a cub in the ways to fight gorillas. Seems like we're gonna need to develope some sort of bear weight lifting regimen too. Maybe we should bring YLLS in on this.

Can we graft rocket launchers to one or both of them.

Asking for a friend.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


XkyRauh posted:

Speaking of bears fighting gorillas... whatever happened to ZOOFIGHTS? :(

Too much effort for not enough reward.

major failure is a published author now, which is cool.

Gravitas Shortfall has a new favorite as of 09:34 on Oct 18, 2017

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Tree Bucket posted:

Exactly, would woman would want anything to to with such a poorly-painted hammerhead gunship?

Just the fact he plays Tau means that Dad was right to dunk on him

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Elfface posted:

No, you fool! That's how you get Sea Patrol!

Just tie them to car batteries first, then it's totally legal

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


There should be a maximum age for the Presidency just like there's a minimum one.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


CzarChasm posted:

I'm down with it. poo poo, I'd do a series of "combiners" that all total up to $50 just so everyone got unique variations on the packaging.

He did better than that;
https://twitter.com/TwoClawsMedia/status/1210030954485633025?s=20

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Munted, which is the root of the antipodean slang for drunk, since you have spent all your money on booze

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


mrfart posted:

Ah, Japan.


Meg, Mogg, and Owl manga looking good

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Admiral Joeslop posted:

Gonna need to see a Penis vs Penis match then.

I thought cockfighting was illegal

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Son of Rodney posted:

Post your culture ship name itt

I'm the very fast picket Just So Tired Of All These Star Wars

<--

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


I've seen a number of professional and amateur videos that suggests that Germans love running trains

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


If you're fat, you shouldn't be a cop.




Because nobody should be a cop.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Jaguars! posted:

My favorite "NZ was a complete fucken backwater" facts:

  • First Colour TV: 1974
  • First TV, period: 1960
  • An SA goon had a party line in 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7r0r80bPnI

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Biplane posted:

Underground arcologies when??

Have I got a bad idea for you!

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Lodin posted:

Those seem like good policies and he might be a decent dude, but for gently caress's sake.
https://twitter.com/PopulismUpdates/status/1283829006987456512?s=20

this guy looks like a Home and Away character who's about to die in a yachting regatta mishap

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Pastry of the Year posted:



you can't be going around "misleading children into trusting Dracula"

Do you want goths? Because this is how you get goths.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


bike tory posted:

idk about the 'states or wherever you are but leashing laws for dogs only started in NZ about 15-20 years ago, before they were introduced very few people walked their dogs on a leash

In the 90s I would take the dog for a walk off leash all the time.

He'd also escape to take himself for a walk but couldn't work out how to get back in so we'd find him chilling outside the front gate.

I miss that dog :(

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Beachcomber posted:

Smokey and the Bandit mode, please.

Cannonball Run mode as well

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Watch Formula E instead because it has BOOST ZONES and the cars sound like spacecraft

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


throuple is a funny word to say because the "thrup" sound is uncommon in english and has a satisfying popped p sound in the middle anyway don't forget to like share and subscribe

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Looks like the cover to a Guybrush Threepwood autobiography

"Lord of Chaos? You look more like a flooring inspector"

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Milton Keynes is the UK version of Canberra, but without even the bonus of being the capital

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Ugly In The Morning posted:

It has nothing on Boston’s hosed up roads. The intersections in that city are made to break minds.



Holy poo poo put in some roundabouts

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



This is just a lack of ambition

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


xtal posted:

It's such a first world problem because eating pig anuses is common in most of the world

Don't quote this

ew






who would sleep with a cop, let alone eat their rear end?

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



strong Gigahorse energy there

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


OwlFancier posted:

Those shirtless flexing army parades are the gayest loving thing I've ever seen in my life and it is endlessly hilarious that they usually happen in places that hate gay people.

https://twitter.com/russelneiss/status/1322754065948909569

Weird that they didn't use Macho Man instead

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

I don’t mean you folks in a decent country

That's in England and it is definitely not a decent country

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Biplane posted:

Jackson Galaxy is an incredibly powerful name.

like a dollar-store version of Steven Universe

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Anyone interested in Octopus intelligence and social behaviour should read "Other Minds" by Peter Godfrey-Smith.

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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


It's Octopuses :argh:

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