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The Bloop posted:There were loving 3 of them for a while in what was at the time only the third best mall in Jacksonville, which is not saying a lot lmao If you're talking about the mall I'm thinking of, there was also one across the street from it
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Yellow Yoshi posted:You have been lied to I thought Yoshi was green
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Bananas are many colors. Green. Yellow. The red ones only Diddy Kong can collect.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Moths can be loving beautiful so we already know we're dealing with an idiot 
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The Arctic is teabagging us
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OwlFancier posted:Porno reference library sounds like a highly unsanitary proposal. Every page laminated
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🎶His name is my name tooooo~🎶
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canyoneer posted:So in the war the Allies used to fly these big white bombers and the Nazis would shoot paint at them so they could identify them if they ever flew back and those are the spots that they hit the planes and someone said we should camouflage those spots and someone else pointed out that if every plane had red dots on it then they wouldn't be able to identify all of them anyway and then the Nazi AA gunners were so mad they threw their hats in the dirt and stomped around Finally, someone's talking sense.
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ultrafilter posted:I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. There's never a right week
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They're so like us...
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captainOrbital posted:I'm method acting, preparing for the role of Mr. Rogers; it's been wonderful for me and everyone I know. You ever just look up clips of Mr. Rogers? I saw the one where he accepted an award presented by a kid in a wheelchair that he had had on his show and it made my grown rear end cry Then I remember that thing from Fox News where they tried to claim Mr. Rogers raised a generation of narcissists by telling them they're worthwhile and I get deeply angry Mr. Rogers made me sensitive, Fox News makes me violent
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:I too felt a bone rise when I watched that gif Exhale! Exhale!!
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Cocaine Bear posted:For a product tie-in, it's alright. Well yeah, a left one would be weird
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Milo and POTUS posted:Poor kid missed his calling as an arcade superstar Lol if you don't put rear end for every entry regardless 
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fartknocker posted:Poo is also acceptable. POO is for when it blanks out rear end. my other go to is USA, the callsign of my hero, Billy Mitchell
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The hot sauce guy.
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Bismuth posted:Been seeing more rats on the forums lately, keep it up  is the best I can do
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gbut posted:Counterpoint: It's ok not to laugh at thinly veiled on unconscious bigotry. Please outline which group, specifically, this is bigoted against
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I'm never sure when people are taking the piss or not, anymore
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In conclusion, modern science is a land of contrasts,
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Ah, Catherine!
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That's the best deal on a knife fight I've yet seen
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:When they designed the new Euro banknotes in the early 00s they decided to feature bridges on them, but were very careful to make sure the designs were generic depictions of typical European bridge designs instead of using actual bridges from any specific country Is this what they mean by big dick energy?
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I've always found magic eye very easy but I can't explain how to do it to anybody else. Best I can do is say "look past the image" and somehow it gains depth
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iwentdoodie posted:Tarantula? I have no issue with normal magic eye poo poo, but I can't make my eyes cross. It took me awhile to make anything happen for that one and it dropped inward instead of popping out, so I can't really tell what it is. And now I have a headache. It's a scorpion with its tail up
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ante posted:This one is pretty good Wow! A painting within a painting!
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Lechtansi posted:It looks weird af but this is the proper way to massage some of the muscles in your foot and it feels loving great. It is a good thing to do Probably not while you're eating though
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Bitcoin is the attempt to generate value divorced entirely from labor, which in a sensible society would be a nonsense proposition on its very face, but we live in a different kind of place
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ikanreed posted:I can just imagine the libertarian types who think that's the very definition of value It's basically this Libertarians think the roads pave themselves and the water comes clean out of the faucet because the Hand of the Market has willed it so, so of course they don't have to pay taxes Naturally they also don't think about of value in terms of energy consumption because that's just out there, ready for the taking, like the free prairie
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Grendels Dad posted:Harder to control/easier to hurt yourself with? I mean, children are pretty dumb but they mostly learn pretty quickly how to use knives and not to grab a sword at the sharp end. The point of a nunchuk is to swing it around, and it takes a bit of practice to do that without knocking yourself out. It's this, Inceltown posted:Foreigners use them But moreso this
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Thaddius the Large posted:That’s why the Brits were so concerned, tea is stored in the balls Is this what they mean when they call you a low tea beta cuck
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I was gonna say Michaelangelo's nunchucks were conspicuously absent from the close-up of all of their weapons but then at the very end they're front and center when the Technodrome pops up. That little oversight could have erupted the entire island into violence, very irresponsible
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I'd assume the tattoo would be, if not toxic, at least unpleasant to eat
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ikanreed posted:I think we can rule out "toxic to humans" with respect to a substance millions inject directly into their body Well, you don't inject a temporary tattoo
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Baron von Eevl posted:Even then, can't tattoo ink cause issues if enough gets into your bloodstream? You bleed all over the place when you get tattooed so I don't think so
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space uncle posted:“Here you go son, enjoy your JBP sandwich!” "Gee, thanks dad!" Sandwich: "Nobody is going to swoop in and fix your life for you. You need to adopt the posture of a dominant lobster, put your things in order, and -" "Dad, are you getting your recipes off of Reddit again?"
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