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Frush posted:Ok, I've squinted at that one enough. What am I missing? The lady has a long neck, or some innuendo about carpet and laid? 
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Mar 24, 2017 19:20
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Guy Goodbody posted:A horse using a stick to scratch another horses rear end Horse tools.
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Mar 25, 2017 23:26
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Now I want some erotic literature written by a computer.
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Mar 30, 2017 10:47
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I wonder what the history books will tell about our time in 2217.
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Mar 31, 2017 13:36
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Trump should bring back manual weaving jobs.
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Apr 19, 2017 13:51
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MisterBibs posted:Wasn't the case with a lot of those things that the monks who drew them never really saw them in person (being cloistered or otherwise not really wandering around), so they just had to go off what people said they looked like? 
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bobjr posted:
Can I get this narrated by Werner Herzog?
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nerdz posted:faceapp owns Is there a faceapp thread? I think there should be. (Not going to make one myself) 
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Those animal mix-ups remind me of the first time I heard of SA. https://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/animal-anomalies/1/
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Say Nothing posted:It's the wurst.  
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MausoleumExtremist posted:I'd let her give me the ol' salty pork hoof 
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My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being hosed arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I hosed you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest loving I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, loving in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every gently caress I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger gently caress than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I hosed them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to gently caress a farting woman when every gently caress drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also. You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your oval office, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore’s glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s oval office. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your oval office is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly. Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Didn't Han gently caress a giant weasel princess in one of those godawful EU books? And Chewie is his son?
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syscall girl posted:Take-off and nuke  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e_YBgh9O48
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If a dog wore pants...
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Aug 6, 2017 18:31
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What a bunch of clowns.
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Brewmaster posted:Anyone have any funny olympics pictures? I'm trying to get psyched for the opening ceremony. Finnish team's hotel room: 
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Brocktoon posted:Is this from this year or from Sochi? After the hilarity of Sochi, this year as been pretty light for Olympic disasters. By this time before Sochi we had a huge dump of picture of terrible building. It's this year.
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The cops hate us for our freedom!
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Doctor Malaver posted:You mean husky ejaculating into socks and husband eating them and making GBS threads them out OR husband making GBS threads into socks and then husky eating them and ejaculating?
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Here's a story https://www.thedodo.com/in-the-wild/hairless-opossum-dobby-wildlife-refuge-florida An opossum with alopecia.
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rear end-atar must be pretty great since they're showing it on three different channels at the same time.
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I'm so poor I eat only bark bread.
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I heard Trump hired prostitutes to pee on that seat.
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PaulBearer posted:Unrelated, the Finnish 1080-pack: Bonus: Stores aren't allowed to give quantity discount for alcohol so you don't even save any money by buying that much.
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Solice Kirsk posted:How the gently caress does that work? Might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard. So one beer costs as much as if you buy 30? Perhaps I used a wrong term? IMO it's a good law since when I grab few beers I don't need to feel like I'm doing a bad deal compared to a 24-pack. Kennel has a new favorite as of 19:55 on Mar 15, 2018 |
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mds2 posted:How tall is it? 500 m/1600 ft https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster
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The Ape of Naples posted:Kittyporn just to be sure...https://i.imgur.com/GLOhjsj.mp4
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Huh, he learned even worse way to draw teeth.
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Ban this sick goon for posting dead puppies.
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