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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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caligulamprey posted:



This sheet's real loving nosy.

"Who're you supposed to be, Topper Bottoms, stern yet sensual skipper of the USS Rough Service?"

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Do you understand me? FEWER TEXT WALLS.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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I heart bacon posted:

I bet this goes very well with hash.... browns




Or corned beef...hash.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

taken from AFP



The saddest bear cookies possible.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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RFC2324 posted:

I worked with a couple who were religious about soylent.

They also tried to recruit me into a furry threesome on a company business trip.

So was she hot? What was her fursona, what was the other guy's, and what was yours to be?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



RFC2324 posted:

Hell no. I was in the bar that Teddy Roosevelt recruited the Rough Riders in. His ghost would have killed the poo poo out of me.

Yeah, they wanted to get some Rough Riding TM going on.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Hoyt knew what the masses appreciated: a brawl during a funeral procession!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



Zero One posted:

Lil Sebastian is not a pony.

He was an animal, a legend, a friend. He was our beacon of light. He was Pawnee's horse. In what is surely the most monumental news to come out of Pawnee since the eradication of smallpox in 1993, it is with sorrow that we report: Li'l Sebastian is dead. But he will never leave our hearts and our memories.

Sebastian may have been li'l, but his impact on this town, and the Parks Department, was anything but li'l. When his owners, Michael and Elizabeth Stone, first discovered him, Elizabeth says it was "like seeing an angel and being punched in the gut at the same time - because as perfect as he was, we knew we'd never see anything that perfect again." Michael goes on to say, "I love my wife, I do. But I LOVED Li'l Sebastian."

Li'l Sebastian spent his years out in the field, changing the world. He was a goodwill ambassador for Indiana Veterans and went to Kuwait to entertain the troops. A champion climber, he was a member of the Great Lakes Ski Patrol and Emergency Rescue Team, serving as its captain from 1996-98. He participated in the celebrations for Queen Elizabeth II's Golden Jubilee, even marching in front of Buckingham Palace. (Speaking of marching, that wonderful tiny horse trotted in every single Pawnee Independence Parade from 1987 on - except for 2003, when an ankle injury kept him sidelined. Though with no fewer than four floats in his honor, it sure felt like he was there!) And who can forget when he received his honorary degree from Notre Dame University? That's Dr. Li'l Sebastian to you!

And then there was his lengthy relationship Li'l Agnes. The two met at a fund-raiser for then-Senator Evan Bayh, and for two years, they were inseparable, until, for reasons we still do not know, she soured on him. His heartbreak was palpable, leading to a six-month sabbatical from the public eye. But after a while, he got back on the horse(s). You know the names - Li'l Zelda, Li'l Jasmine, Li'l Courtney, and a brief weekend encounter with Big Jim - but sadly, he never married again.

In his final days, Li'l Sebastian was still entertaining boys and girls of all ages. What a workhorse! Despite being 23 years old, having cataracts in both eyes and severe arthritis, he was out there, with all of us, spreading joy and cheer. And now he, too, has left this earth.

His legacy will live on. He sired over 200 mini-horse children, ensuring that future generations of Pawneeans, Americans and citizens of the world will continue laughing and sharing the joy of the Sebastian line.

Li'l Sebastian, we miss you. But we know you are in heaven, looking down on us, doing your two favorite things: eating carrots and urinating freely.

So gallop on, Li'l Sebastian, in that big horsey ring in the sky.

Did he have a scratchy whinny?
He was a little hoarse

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



Memento posted:

http://i.imgur.com/rRT3mkL.mp4

What the gently caress Japan.


What the gently caress.

Those are some of the hosts of the Gaki No Tsukai comedy show in the inset window, so I guess that it's from that show. The original comedians are in their 60's or so, maybe too old for nut-slapping.

ed: Here's a clip from a much earlier show with nut-slapping.

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



The Bananana posted:

I see no clip
Duh, my failure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmubUDrQbZU

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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http://www.hidez.com.au/

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Facebook Aunt posted:

Not to mention how? How do you get a horse into a onesie?

It looks like they have zippers all over the suit.

ed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=511xJFV2Ims

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

Im trying to pick out a racing suit for my camel, but these all look the same.


I want some Arab to bring out his camel all demure in one of these suits and get snickered at and then rip it off to expose a rad haircut like this!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Didn't think Hootie was still around.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Bumper Stickup posted:

I've been trying to work out the logistics of sending scrapple and old bay seasoning down to gromit.

You could ask RAPA if they do expedited shipping overseas; I know that in the winter they have a service in the US where they pack scrapple in dry ice and ship it out as a service to customers. Old Bay should be no problem.
ed: Sorry, they only ship in the winter, and only to the continental US.

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



BrianBoitano posted:

I've got a couple of 'merican things to send you, but I need something to round out the box. Is there anything you've heard about but never had the chance to try?

Send him some Squirrel Nut Zippers. They rule, as long as you're careful chewing if you have fillings.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Yup, just don't slice the scrapple too thickly, you want it nice and crunchy outside but firm all the way through. Scrapple on rye toast, yo.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



Guy Goodbody posted:

I really hope we see the return of old-fashioned saboteurs.


Kennel posted:

Trump should bring back manual weaving jobs.

I expect to see a wave of children named Ned Ludd or some variation.

ed: Ned Ludd would fit right in with all the gender-related bullshit today.

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof




Soon there will be a worldwide bean shortage caused by such ridiculous wastage.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Sexual Aluminum posted:

Not sure if I am into the FMV Dark Souls remake.

I think that this actually a scene from an all-canine remake of the movie "Gladiator".

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Elias_Maluco posted:

Funnier than yours imo



New video for "Pantera: A Vulgar Display of Power" is looking pretty good.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Getting ready to go to the big jazz concert in the next town.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzIwjLnNni0

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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a kitten posted:

    BOBY
IS COMING



I laughed too hard at this.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof




New band name: Rubber Cobras of Asia

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof




I ain't even mad.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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"Dude, don't get upset, I was just grabbing his rear end a little. Sheesh"

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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RCarr posted:

Fools. I've spent years building an immunity to cyanide.

Are you preparing to go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



Doesn't look like Laetrile did anything.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Poor animal has early elephantiasis. Just look at that leg.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Solice Kirsk posted:

I don't know who these people are.

I believe that they're trumpspawn

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Dannywilson posted:

how does an aussie ask for the dinner bill?

He / she shouts "HARDEN THE gently caress UP MATE"

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



A metaphor for the 2016 election.
l-r: Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Roro posted:

Well I mean there's an Emoji movie so why the gently caress not.

One with Angry Birds also.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Bogan King posted:

Milo has a new look. Seems to be going for the Miami grandma thing now.



I think that Bea Arthur used to rock that look, maybe in the '70s.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Has science gone too far? Is this image real or fake?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



bunnyofdoom posted:

Men Humans, especially when drinking, are terrible everywhere

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Illustration for the re-release of "Why Don't We Do It In The Road"

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