Laserjet 4P posted:

EVERY NIGHT BEFORE FOOD ONCE DAILY TO BE TAKEN FOUR TIMES I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A TAB INTO MY MOUTH. ITS MERCILON AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES A DAY THREE TIMES A DAY EVERY THREE TIMES DAILY ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, CVS. I DO EVERY MOVE TAKE ONE TAKE TWO TAKE THREE ONE OR TWO AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME GP BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY POPPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS ESTROGEN. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

Who What Now posted:

It'd be easier to list what wasn't a lie.

1)

Knormal posted:

Yeah but who are you going to get to take your old beater?

The Bloop posted:

Turned out to be further evidence that goons often have a chanesque ability to label perfectly normal looking people as unfuckably hideous.

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

To be fair the lobstrosities keep prattling on about it too, it's pretty saucy gossip in the megaverse

The Bloop posted:

I ... haven't seen that anywhere. Granted I don't exactly follow him other than watching clips of Fool Us every once in a while on YouTube

Their Vegas show was still one of the best things I've seen live, but that was years ago, and Teller was very chatty after

rodbeard posted:

Years later Hoffman said it was just an excuse because he was actually just partying at Studio 54 every night.

ultrafilter posted:

Source if you need the joke spelled out.

LifeSunDeath posted:

russia rn

e,c:

Scratch Monkey posted:

PYF Funny Pictures: it's your fuWuneral

Scratch Monkey posted:

Sally posted:

not that i am aware of. he just isnt getting a lot of big roles. bit stuff like a part in super troopers 2 or Harley Quinn

Hempuli posted:

(Just in case: if you read the letters on each board separately, you get carBonara, spaGhetti, panNetone. Why are they like that? )

Some more:

upsidedown posted:

They got Harold Holt instead. Got confused by the HH on the Speedos.

Fish Appreciator posted:

D*bstep

Agents are GO! posted:

Relyssa posted:

they kept trying to find the real post button but they were all stickers

Biplane posted:

ymmv

Data Graham posted:

It makes you sound like a berk

Indecisive posted:

Great I can't wait to read this 5 page debate about what percentage of movies is worse and there were no bad movies in the 80s those are just "B" movies why no I don't know what the B stands for

Android Apocalypse posted:

Never forget that the director of Lifeforce is also the same guy that gave us The Texas Chan Saw Massacre.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Uwu, I hope Texas-Chan notices me.

BrigadierSensible posted:

What annoys me the most about this pic is how they misspelled "Expect" in number 4. Dumbarse suffragettes.

Elissimpark posted:

I wish I lived in the time line where a better band got Wes Borland.

OwlFancier posted:

The text of this furvivef if you are interefted.

https://www.horntip.com/html/books_&_MSS/1700s/1730s_bog-house_miscellany/part_1_3rd_edition_(HC)/index.htm

Starts off strong with one about a friar eating rear end.

Scratch Monkey posted:

They Might Be Giants Behind The Music Episode Lacks Sex, Drugs

It’s short so I’ll just c/p it

The Onion posted:

NEW YORK–The new They Might Be Giants episode of VH1's Behind The Music is devoid of sex and drugs, sources reported Monday. "Man, we haven't had that much trouble finding something juicy since the 'Weird Al' episode," VH1 senior vice-president Bill Flanagan said. "We can almost always hit paydirt with a band's groupies, but in They Might Be Giants' case, they're all 31-year-old computer programmers." The They Might Be Giants episode largely focused on keyboardist/accordionist John Linnell's harrowing early-'90s addiction to Tetris.

Garrand posted:

Poor freckles, thought of amps and died

Dillbag posted:

Do what my friend Warren did and tell your parents and your brother's family "Happiness" when they ask what movie they should watch for Christmas.