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Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

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Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
https://twitter.com/simonbrodkin/status/915538904211709952
It's a form you fill out when your employment is terminated

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Inepta Lacerta posted:

That boy needs therapy!

(I guess technically I should accuse you of being crazy in the coconut, but your mentioning of a nut will have to do.)

What does that mean? :confused:

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Bertrand Hustle posted:

The Mail is a racist, classist rag not fit to wipe the asses of decent people. Think Fox News, but as a lovely tabloid that doesn't even bother to disguise its blatant panic-mongering as journalism. Overwrought hand-wringing about poors, Muslims, gays, and whatever else gives sheltered middle-class white Britons heart palpitations is the Daily Mail's MO. gently caress 'em.

I had a good chuckle when Wikipedia banned them as a source for articles.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

dumb. posted:

WD40 is not a lubricant. When will people learn?

https://i.imgur.com/l2Sxrf8.gifv

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

I was going to make a joke about him joining the cast of Lazy Town but now I don't know if he'd be one of the human characters or the puppets.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

As long as there weren't​ five of them.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

SomeJazzyRat posted:

I speak Heptapod.


That joke was dead on arrival :iamafag:

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Paladinus posted:

Huh? It's just Harry Potter in Scots?

It is indeit

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

JoelJoel posted:

Woops, my bad. Here ya go:





Awwwww, adorable little guy.

I would be mad but pangolins are way cuter.

And more delicious, if the traffickers are to be believed.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAw3V8ScLeI

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

cash crab posted:

Did you stealth edit out "That felt Great"



Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Bored posted:

Yeeeaaah. Rexall really should at least make the boxes different colors. A lot of people don’t bother reading the drug names on medicine packaging.

I had a colleague who bought a special detox/weight loss tea set. A day tea to detox at work and a gentle laxative to take in the evening​.

She took the wrong one to work.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
It seems that other countries either change the name to be alliterative with "why" or just don't translate:







Except France has to gently caress it up for everyone.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Spudd posted:

All this Where's Wally? chat reminded me of the TV show of it that I used to watch as a kid. The theme song hasn't held up and it's hilariously bad/cheesy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr767KfRK3o

It always creeped me out how Wally just hosed off every 5 minutes

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Milo and POTUS posted:

If you can think of an easier way to solve the feral camel problem, you just let them know.

This surfaced a few years ago when the UK had its horsemeat scandal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO05OUjsJgs



The IKEA chocolate cake came out worse though: :itwaspoo:

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
My personal favourite:

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
I can't see myself with anyone who calls a Bf109 an Me :colbert:

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I'm 100% lying but I think it'd also be great if we could spread "moon pies = old timey buttsex talk" as a new urban myth

That would be so fetch.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

"Wait, was that the same footage?" always gets me

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Slime posted:

Why's he taking pictures of desert landscapes?

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Solice Kirsk posted:

Is that a bitcoin?

It's 50cent's European cousin: 50centimes

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Don't kill me, Pete.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

I was really hoping that to be two very well coordinated twins.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

https://clyp.it/iosnf1uq

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Former DILF posted:

Whoa its a bike! :downs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg7JmEA-tbY

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Pretty sure bats are bugs, though, if that helps.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

1stGear posted:

I'm trying to imagine Mads Mikkelsen in a role where the character isn't vaguely sinister/an outright villain and its just not happening.

There's a Danish film that deals with the consequences of the town he lives in learning that he's a child molester he isn't, his character's actually a good person

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
From those two gifs are we to infer that everything Lou Ferrigno ever did involved throwing bears?

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

He also once stated something along the lines of

"When a plane's engine stops it just glides, when a helicopter's engine stops it's just an expensive brick ":smuggo:

Which is fine, other than the fact that helicopters can glide just fine and landing with engine failure is potentially much safer.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3C8gchuq8U

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
No scar on any of them​.

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Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
If somebody draws something, and you draw, like, right on top of it without going outside the original designated art, what do you call that?

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