MisterBibs posted:

As over-the-top and grimdark 40k lore is, I've always appreciated it for the nugget of innate tragedy and sadness to it. Things across the galaxy are long past their near-utopian heights, getting ever worse, and most of it could've been avoided.

muscles like this! posted:

I really don't understand people who do that whole injecting oil into their arms thing. It never actually looks like muscles and instead just looks like they have horrible arm tumors.

Gorilla Salad posted:

I had no idea what this was about, so I made the mistake of googling it.

The Bloop posted:

she would have to agree to it....

Elias_Maluco posted:

https://twitter.com/j_swinbanks/status/1003881387403849728

MockingQuantum posted:

I had an uncle who would say stuff like that to me when I was a kid, and I swear I'm still uncovering some esoteric lies he told me twenty years ago because a lot of it sounded totally reasonable at the time.

boner confessor posted:

Brewmaster posted:

Haha what a great picture. Those women on the left are just like party at the tank, we'll bring a casserole! "look at those incels with no tank fuel, lets go find a chad and give him our "casserole"."

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Cocoa too, as I recall. poo poo's the best drunk food ever for some reason. When I was at U of D, after closing all the bars on Brown St., the 24hr Skyline was an oasis. $1 coney dogs settle even the angriest of drunk stomachs.

Iron Crowned posted:

so I just mashed the keyboard like I saw people do on TV.

punchymcpunch posted:

- ted bundy

Randaconda posted:

I really like Prince of Thieves. Alan Rickman chews as much scenery as possible, and I can forgive Costner's lack of accent, since they rushed to filming and wouldn't let him finish with his voice coach.

(The English spoken back then wouldn't resemble any modern English language accent, anyway.)

Paladinus posted:

Something like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5QAV6lOCnQ

Phy posted:

As I get older I find myself less able to trust my memory implicitly about many things, but late 80s early 90s cartoons are one of those things, and I say this with absolute certainty: there was a Toxic Crusaders action figure toyline

Guy Goodbody posted:

https://twitter.com/AnthraxJones/status/1017024262597726209

Silly Burrito posted:

Excuse me sir, I believe you meant to post this instead for grant

Your Computer posted:

MizPiz posted:

This dude's paintings are truly works of art

https://twitter.com/McNaughtonArt/status/1064915468459237376?s=19

crosshatch posted:

People who don't understand foreshortening should probably refrain from criticizing even terrible art.

Paladinus posted:

Despite his general broke-brainness, McNaughton is an extremely proficient painter.

Moon Slayer posted:

Definitely gonna call my physician "doctrix" next time I'm in for a physical.

e: and start an online petition to change the Academy Awards category to "Best Actrix."

Randaconda posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Ej1QZXf.gifv

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Guess it's high time we wear it on our sleeve huh

Solice Kirsk posted:

Why can't you wear a hat if you're wearing makeup?

MizPiz posted:

We are talking about Jason Momoa

luxury handset posted:

the bathroom situation at hogwarts is pretty much how it went down at versailles, the palace was originally a hunting lodge aka not a permanently inhabited structure and thus did not have what we would call a convenient source of running water. running water in the preindustrial era is important not just to provide drinking water but to provide fresh water for eliminating waste (you don't dump turds in the river ideally but being able to divert water to wash turds into a pit or something is a huge help, also to clean the turd buckets)

so the french monarchy gets a bit extreme and basically the whole french nobility is obliged to hang out at versailles. it's way too many people, the palace is overcrowded and constantly being expanded and despite armies of servants constantly dealing with all the turd buckets, many of the lesser members of the court have to find quiet places to piss and poo poo. apparently when the sun went down you'd see a rush of people running out to the gardens to relieve themselves since they've been holding it all day with no convenient place to go. they did their best to keep the place clean but given it was not an advantageous place to have thousands of people, yet thousands of people pretty much had to hang out there all the time...

also anyone who wanted could just walk into versailles. the only requirement was that you needed a hat and sword, which could be rented, so if you were a merchant and felt like taking a tourist day to go watch the king eat lunch or whatever you could do that. so the bathroom situation was also compounded by tourists, servants, etc.

Alterian posted:

I blame my sense of humor on too much Kids in the Hall.

The MSJ posted:

Guys, I think you need to know something about these forums.

syscall girl posted:

I know James Deen because that's a funny one.

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Where can I go to be trodden on and nibbled by baby elephants in a controlled environment?

Iron Crowned posted:

I remember when KITT became a convertable

Coq au Nandos posted:

This first appeared in 2013, so chances are this kid is now old enough to berry his dick for realsies

Dagen H posted:

IRL rapist 14" Dick. Just FYI.

snergle posted:

pink floyd makes slightly more sense now. please tell me meat is dinner or something

Pink Floyd posted:

HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON'T BEAT YOUR MEAT?!?

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Generally tedious racist whiny ultracops

Wolfechu posted:

Yeah, but when Bugs does it, it's kinda hot.

Or so I'm told.

Cocaine Bear posted: