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biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

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biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time


that's exactly what the guy on the stairs is thinking.

biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

wayfinder posted:

Mr. Bibs has a cereal bar



Dip it in a glass of milk like an oreo.

biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

There need to be more memes about how the dad was contemplating unspeakable violence once he was off camera.

biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time


The video is actually kinda funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntlG5XgYg4k

For the impatient: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntlG5XgYg4k#t=322s

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biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

The Youtube trailer for that game is hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAoCOXBE0yY

biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

Aramoro posted:


She managed sainthood by burning loads of people to death on multiple occasions. I feel the barrier for sainthood was lower back then or something.

You could achieve sainthood back then by being super nice all the time or by murdering a shitton of unbelievers.

biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

SpacePig posted:

Because TBBT is still CBS's biggest draw, and creativity and/or originality on broadcast television comedy is basically a death sentence, so we get things like this.

I really love the idea that we've been laughing at this functioning autistic guy for about a decade now, so now let's laugh at a functioning autistic child and his comically dull southern family.

Don't forget hyper-religious and abusive if Sheldon's stories about them on The Big Bang Theory are in any way accurate.

biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

Aleph Null posted:

Honest question: is it just regular mayonnaise marked up as a hair care product or something specific for hair?

I'm pretty sure it's a product specifically for hair but there is also a DIY thing out there about using actual store-bought intended-for-sandwhiches mayonnaise to treat split ends and other things so I don't know any more.

biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

CzarChasm posted:

This one got me.

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

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biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

Zzulu posted:

https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1600/1*6doXhPTToCifCR-KD7Fk8g.jpeg

biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

Solice Kirsk posted:

Sledge Hammer! was one of my favorite shows as a kid. My dad and I used to watch it by ourselves because my mom and sister hated it.

Trust me, I know what I'm doing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjwX-zMRxO0

My favorite thing about it is that it was a parody of cop shows like Hunter.

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Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time


biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

du -hast posted:

am I the only person that immediatly read "CUM ON IT" from this pic

I just saw the word "oval office" in the letter jumble and lost a couple seconds thinking "This is what it's like to be Australian..."

biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

Reminder that Andy Griffith and Don Knotts were both serial sexual harassers.

biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

VanSandman posted:

Aw dang, what?

Yep. Watch any of the "documentaries" about those two and there will always be a segment about them "teasing" or "pursuing" women they worked with and generally harassing any woman they laid eyes on.

biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time


poo poo like this is why Robins keep getting killed.

biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

Bored posted:

We got into a detail about octopus intelligence in the r/relationships thread, which led to me watching this video. I don't know where to post it.

https://youtu.be/KMM4XYteqWI

"Give me the child."

"You just bought eight tickets to the gun show"

"Say hello to your mother for me"

biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

Rough Lobster posted:

I love how in Dune, shooting something shielded with a laser beam will cause nuclear explosions both at the shield's location and at the shooter. So no one bothers trying to shoot each other any more because they could be shielded up and the shoot could nuke himself.

So why has no one ever rigged up a remote firing laser thing?

That was literally a thing done a few times in the Frank Herbert series (don't read any of the poo poo his kid wrote) whenever someone wanted to take something out and didn't care about salvaging whatever was in the area they wanted to gently caress up.

It was the rules-lawyer way to get around the "Anybody that uses actual nuclear bombs will get bombed to oblivion by the rest of the whatever-the-Space-UN-was-called" law that got broken all the time anyway by the aristocrats that cared about public image for using nukes.

Also Stone Burners--literally planet-destroying grenades that could be carried in someone's pocket that avoided the "no nukes" rule. Basically they were "If I'm dying anyway and have time to react, I'm taking the whole fuckin' planet with me!" devices. They worked by dumping some kind of techno-babble matter out that would spread out and rapidly burn a hole to the planet's core so that the pressure release cracked the planet apart.

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biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

im pooping! posted:

arent the tleilaxu in dune robots or something? thats the main vibe i got about them

Nah. They're geneticists that like to do a lot of cloning along with basically being shape-shifters with cybernetic implants. They're pretty far removed from standard humanity, but they aren't AI.

biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Some characters are a bit more creative in getting around established limitations

https://i.imgur.com/PzUxHYd.mp4

Someone send this to whoever is writing the Infinity War script for the movies and tell them that if this isn't in the movie they better do some reshoots.

biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

Phlegmish posted:

I tried it and didn't get any porn at all, this is the closest I got on the first few rows:



Is the joke that she's in porn/there is some kind of drama on a message board about her loving everyone in town or what?

biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

Aleph Null posted:

gently caress, that's not even a joke.

It's Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH all over again!

biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

chitoryu12 posted:

That statistic isn't true and is really misleading. It includes every instance involving a firearm or something similar being discharged at or near a school, including two suicides and a dude shooting a BB gun at a school bus.

The idea that assholes firing their guns at or near a school only counts if children die is pretty loving stupid.

That's like arguing that your mom cheating on your dad with everybody on the continent doesn't count because she isn't getting pregnant.

biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

A shooting that occurs on school property is literally a school shooting.

Anyway, https://imgur.com/gallery/P2uL3

biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

DandyLion posted:

I call Bullshit.

It taught me that in Japan they had a spiderman show where spiderman had a giant mecha spiderman he piloted. Before that all I knew was tentacle porn.

Typical SA newbie bullshit, there have been multiple threads on these very forums about that show (and the Italian version of Spider-man, as well).

biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

There used to be an ad on these forums for that Amazon listing that just said "55 GALLONS OF LUBE".

biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

anatomi posted:

I haven't read RP1, but is it a satire?

This article about Ready Player One sums it up pretty well.

quote:

Nearly every one of Ready Player One’s faults is a direct result of Cline’s authorial narcissism. The writing process appears to have begun with the question: What if the entire world revolved around me, and the specific video games and movies I like? The rest was assembled around that essential core. Cline is far from the first author to write a self-insert wish fulfillment narrative, but he may be the first to write one this lazy and self-indulgent. To place oneself in the character of Wade Watts, an 18-year-old video game trivia knower, requires no imagined heroism or personal growth. It simply constructs a world around the reader, where his comfort zone, his passively acquired knowledge of retro video games and Star Wars, is enough to effortlessly make him a Great Man of History. A fantasy this mundane is barely a fantasy at all — just a desire to be unjustly rewarded for mediocrity. And, thanks to Steven Spielberg, Cline’s mediocrity has been rewarded beyond his wildest dreams.

That's pretty much it.

There is more in the article but the whole thing is basically one big cluster-gently caress.

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biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

Gorilla Salad posted:

Like someone spent $100million on a Family Guy episode.

That's pretty much exactly what it is.

biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

Former DILF posted:

ive never seen a 70 year old man run up stairs to a plane

It's funny because the wind is blowing so that you can clearly see how loving bald he is. Which is only funny because he tries so drat hard to make people think he has a full head of hair.

biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

Gorilla Salad posted:

I am humbled before the master.

I am surprised they're able to get both of those massive cheeks onto a keyboard.

biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time


They should've posted this GIF.

biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

HAmbONE posted:

Alberta represent. Is there something going on below the left brake light as well?

That's the "TOYOTA" from the factory, because the dealership vinyl lettering might come off.

biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time


Looks like somebody found the gay boyfriend rabbit that Mike Pence's rabbit married in that kids book.

biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

Yeah yeah, he said "Black" as a proper noun sort of thing, but it still plays funny when dubbed.

biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time


And nobody was attacked by spontaneous fascism.

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biracial bear for uncut
Jun 9, 2009

ask me about being the most obnoxious person of all time

Collateral Damage posted:

The chemist in me is triggered.

Tell him to pull out.

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