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BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
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Can't find the tweet right now but it was apparently at 8AM too.

Party hard.

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BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

A guy I knew nearly died when he suddenly developed gangrene and after the microsurgeons were done cutting stuff off and sewing what was left back together as well as they could he was left with some hellacious chronic pain but because he was a rehabilitated junkie with a documented record of substance abuse the pain docs refused to hook him up with the good stuff. They sent him along to a pain management clinic where they went "Okay, here's some lovely pain meds that won't get you through the day but as for the rest of the pain .... have you considered taking up meditation?"

So yeah, no opioids for rehabilitated junkies.

A compelling reason not to seek official treatment. Good thing subs and methadone are widely available on the black market, too bad competent medical guidance and oversight isn't.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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sirbeefalot posted:

That's a magsafe, a 2nd gen version even.

:goonsay:

Which means it's at least 2013.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
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Oh that's nice! Something the kids can play on while they wait for the zip line.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
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Hjalmar posted:

If an Australian calls you "mate", you're probably about to lose a few teeth.

Yes but only because, as a mate, they'd like you to look similar to them.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
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Base Camp Blanket posted:

This is true of fruit, but not generally other plants.

By the way, anyone who has't read about it before, check out how Jains are supposed to eat. It's quite intense.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jain_vegetarianism

pfftt, nice cruelty dawg. I'm a windfall fruitarian. I spend all day hanging out waiting for fruit to naturally fall off of trees and that's all I eat.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo

We Know Catheters posted:

Women are finally free

Nah, just centsless.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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We Know Catheters posted:

That's not going to do anything to someone who's into CBT

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy??

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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Glazier posted:

Cock and Ball Torture

No wonder my last therapist was useless and always wearing leather.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo

Anyone have a link to something with sound? Seems important for this one :D

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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mind the walrus posted:

Yeah but the first thing you do after you thought you were going to die is go wank it to porn?

I get like, an adrenaline response but the spike still means there are loads of people who are single, lonely, and more instinctively going to porn than other people for comfort. That's kind-of sad.

Well some of that is probably just due to people's morning routine being interrupted. That 40 minutes of far below average traffic created pent up demand (heh). Once the all clear was given, people got back to their Saturday morning. I bet there were a bunch of porn jackers who were woken up early by friends and family during the missile alert who then got a start on their day earlier than usual.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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Guy Goodbody posted:

Guess which of theses houses was growing weed in the attic



None of them it was just Bitcoin miners?

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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"Twice the loaf for half the dough"
"Lots of bread for not much bread"

Yeah, I'm a few pages behind but I'm going to guess we're all still talking about cheap bread stores?


E: oh holy gently caress, I posted this before I knew you dumb bastards were gonna argue about it for two pages, forget it, forget I said anything, jesus.

BallerBallerDillz has a new favorite as of 06:39 on Mar 5, 2018

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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It kinda looks like a guy eating an egg on a fork in front of a horrified duck.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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RareAcumen posted:

What, did you people think dril was an actual person too?

Wait, are you saying dril is just an algorithm? That's pretty drat impressive, I'd like to see the code behind that.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Chopper

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
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Solice Kirsk posted:

More like the West Prank, amiright?!

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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VanSandman posted:

The sad truth is most, if not all, of the speakers in these sound walls are fake for safety reasons.

efb

Maybe some sound walls - but not the one in that picture, oh no, not the original wall of sound. Jerry built a wall and he made Owsley pay for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PODPgBaiFI4

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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Scratchmo

Ugh, that's such a cheesy joke.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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Data Graham posted:

SELF HEALING BEARS :black101:

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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Real fresh buffalo mozzarella is amazing but it should never be refrigerated, it really loses something if it's not eaten with a few hours of being pulled. Once you're into mass produced mozzarella you buy in the supermarket, who cares.

I guess I should have a picture too - in the spirit of GG, here's a picture of the Italian buffalo that produces the milk for the best fresh mozzarella.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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drat, really? I thought they just wore funny hats and drove silly little cars in parades. :(

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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Scratchmo

I don't care for that.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
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Really? Someone posted a picture of a literal pot with a guy gettin a hummer and nobody made a pot head joke? For shame.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo

Uhh, p sure this is fake dumbass

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
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Dick Yeungling is a big Trump supporter and a general rear end in a top hat. Even though I grew up on Yeungling and have fond memories of drinking it with high school friends I don't buy anything from that tool any more. Not even Lord Chesterfield which is the real best beer that brewery makes.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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black.lion posted:

I think we grew up together

oh no!


You didn't hang around big bush did you?

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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computer angel posted:

My boyfriend's Cuban parents, when talking about island cuisine, discussed something known as 'potato mayonnaise' which I speculate is emulsified potato. Goes great on lard bread.

You taking about causa? That poo poo is delicious.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo
Oh shi- are you supposed to use a different cream for the big ones? I just always use the same one for all of em.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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I'm permabanned poster linuxuser58. I first started forcing girls to switch to Linux when I was 12. by 14 I got really obsessed with the concept of "floss" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and I would search for things like "forcing Linux using girls to switch to a BSD variant but not Mac".

BallerBallerDillz has a new favorite as of 08:18 on Sep 24, 2018

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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I think I'll probably skip the heat coin I generally shouldn't touch, but I've always wanted to try one of these. I bet they're terrible.

https://heatermeals.com/

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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oryx posted:

what part of the human body is that on?

The dermis! :eng101:

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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Neddy Seagoon posted:

If she was smart, she'd at least try to obscure it with matching socks and a bracelet or something underneath around the other ankle.

Then again, if she was smart she wouldn't have done something that ended in house-arrest.

I'm going to guess that enough of her regulars are sympathetic to that sort of situation that having a visible ankle monitor actually improves her tips.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo

Turtlicious posted:

I actually own something similar to this piece to purity test people I invite into my home. I bought it after a goon showed it to me lol. If you're not going to hit it, you're probably not going to be cool with me.

I just think a pikachu dick bong is funny.

Doesn't having the smoke hit you way in the back of the throat gently caress you up? I feel like I'd be coughing all over the place.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo
I like says you.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

When you really need a hero but life hands you a blue Ricky

https://youtu.be/PnSMpibkyP8

I now wonder if that's what this song is really talking about

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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LifeSunDeath posted:

I want this on a shirt.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo

IncredibleIgloo posted:

The spirited sequel to free solo.

Jazz without ropes or harnesses!

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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Scratchmo

Lobok posted:

They hadn't discovered the combination of sweet and salty yet. The key ingredient in nearly everything back then was hard drugs and that was good enough.

Laudanum fro-yo is delicious :colbert:

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BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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https://twitter.com/EnlightFundy/status/1149148738209878016?s=19

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