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Are y'all really so clueless that you do not realize that those movies are all remakes of movies that came out at roughly the same time in the 90s, or are y'all being snarky because you feel threatened that someone would poke fun at a 90s nostalgia cash grab?
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Did you say half the decade because five years sounded to small?
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Accretionist posted:How am I suppose to know you think the 90s were all one year or something, you dirty little zygote They were all out within four years of each other. When you get older you will realize that four years is not a very long time. I know they are targeted towards children, that is why I assumed goons would be excited about them.
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Choco1980 posted:Have you ever even been near a physical theater? No movie has ever in the last 40 years been held over one year, let alone four. No wonder everyone was clueless about your "funny" post about a marquee displaying remakes for films so broadly apart, one having been originally released in the west on home video... I didn't post it, poo poo lord. I just got it. The joke was not that they were literally all out at the same exact time in the 90s, it was that Hollywood is continuing to churn out remakes.
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The Bloop posted:I am a super thrifty person but thrift store underwear skeeves me out I call in to question the wholesomeness of any thrift store that even has an underwear section.
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Paladinus posted:I'm just providing a reasonable argument. 
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TrustmeImLegit posted:As you get more seniority you have to do fewer and fewer handjobs, regardless of your skill. Its pretty unfair. in 95 we tried to get new handjob cream, there were scabs everywhere
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Being afraid of soda because it has acid in it is like not eating foods because they have "chemicals." It just shows a lack of understanding of basic science (and science terms). I'm pretty sure the original poster was just trying to shame soda drinkers and get a nice smug high, like yourself.
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Johnny Aztec posted:Except that "sword" is just pathetic. please tell us what sword would be better and post a picture of yourself with one
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Sexual Aluminum posted:What's more amazing is how they are able to put costumes on dogs. Most dogs hate dress up time. They actually grew the dogs inside the costumes.
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Apr 19, 2017 13:42
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I'm sure the goon millionaires in the UK would pick up her philanthropic slack
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Chitin posted:If we had an American monarchy maybe people would feel like we had the "attending lots of parades and squinting at disasters" functions of government covered and the President wouldn't be expected to do all that poo poo and could spend that time governing. No, no, keep him busy doing anything but governing
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Picking out a ring for his sweetie pie 
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May 10, 2017 04:50
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Choco1980 posted:Not everyone is a weird sperg that saves videos and memes "just in case" they become relevant in a conversation. I mean, search bars exist for a reason... Who what now's gimmick is to pretend to be super super dense in order to shame people
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May 17, 2017 14:28
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Funny pictures 2.0/r/iamverysmart
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May 19, 2017 13:31
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Guy Goodbody posted:is this thread now for AUG stuff too since that thread got closed? I'll allow it
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May 22, 2017 23:43
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rock2much posted:I don't get it. Is it the demon thing about to attack you? I knew someone would post this, as if it wasn't obvious what is happening. Like, it's a giant monster behind him, literally in mid swing. Now cue "sorry I don't play games all day / I don't own a TV."
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May 23, 2017 19:45
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lol, jesus Christ they pick their own quotes
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May 25, 2017 23:55
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You should preach on the subway zesty
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May 26, 2017 01:44
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Wait, so what's so bad about it?
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May 28, 2017 17:56
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Shrapnig posted:And just like everyone else who's mad on the internet you're not going to do poo poo about it. How did you get ahold of your mom's credit card?
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oh my god lol anything spent on anything he doesn't like was raided from the fight against terrorism edit: woops this isn't the idiot trump thread
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Jun 1, 2017 20:55
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I'd like jastiger to weigh in on this damning evidence that the Midwest is more brain hosed than the South
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Jun 2, 2017 23:05
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Yeah, also gently caress the ocean guess I won't be sleeping tonight
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Jun 5, 2017 15:17
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Doctor Malaver posted:Post that poo poo in schadenfreude, not here. 
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Jun 13, 2017 14:06
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canyoneer posted:He's not even doing the classic cannon pose where you straddle the back and pretend the barrel is your penis tho what is she embarrassed about? This is Larry David we're talking about here
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holy poo poo that's terrible
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Jun 21, 2017 02:18
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I've seen this strip many times over the years, and I just now realized scorpy is crying and doesn't just have weird eyes.
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Jun 23, 2017 00:28
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That is one weird looking garment Looks like some kind of giant girdle she fashioned into an outfit
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blood in the water
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Aug 7, 2017 14:13
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Pretty sure a satellite phone would inherently have GPS
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Aug 18, 2017 22:38
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Android Apocalypse posted:Chaotic Good is a person that is willing to break the rules if they think what they're doing is for the greater good, or if the existing rules are considered wrong. See: Robin Hood, Dirty Harry, Martin Luther King, Jr. p sure that's neutral good
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I like to think I would have told anyone who tried to draft me into the Confederate army to gently caress off and started a successful insurgency Seriously, I really like to think that. It makes me feel really good about myself
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null_pointer posted:I don't know what's worse -- the fact that Bill is constantly making GBS threads unfunny off-content stuff throughout the whole forum to try and make up for his fragile ego, or the fact that we respond to it. wow, how has nobody thought of this before???
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sirbeefalot posted:You might be looking for Amanda Chantal Bacon? couldn't make it
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Oct 28, 2017 00:18
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Yeah, emus were a fad here in Texas for a little while in the 90's. I don't know why, because the meat sucks, the eggs suck, and they're relatively dangerous. The gently caress are they useful for? We still have an intact severed emu leg laying around we use to make kick-rear end dinosaur tracks in the mud.
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My grandpa tried to skin an emu and cure the hide, but they're so fuckin oily and greasy that it would never dry out. There isn't enough salt in the world for it. The board he pinned the hide to was completely soaked through with bird grease.
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yeah he will always be the Encino man guy to me
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Yeah he's not that great. the only standup that still makes me laugh is Chappelle
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Andy Dick was hilarious on Newsradio. He's a trash human being, though. Perhaps we should specify when we are comparing someone to Andy Dick the person as opposed to Andy Dick the sometimes-OK comedic actor. Jim Gaffigan does not deserve the former, as far as I know. maybe we should specify when we're talking about comedians' personal lives instead, because that's what nobody gives a poo poo about
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