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Memento
Aug 25, 2009




http://i.imgur.com/MBNxqTA.mp4

"You're ok. You're ok. Don't tell mom. You're ok."

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009




beato posted:

how is babby formed
how girl get pragnent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg

Memento
Aug 25, 2009





The thread title says "Funny Pictures" not "Concerning Pictures"

Memento
Aug 25, 2009





Holy poo poo I had that one. It was a Choose Your Own Adventure book with the incredibly creative title of "Space Vampires".

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




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Aug 25, 2009




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Aug 25, 2009




Shrapnig posted:

I don't get it.

video games

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Powaqoatse posted:

link the tweet pls

It's a facebook status

Memento
Aug 25, 2009





That couch sure has seen a few gags.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




RareAcumen posted:

From the Anti Food Porn thread but it can pull double duty and be posted here too.

https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_oiw207gXHc1ttrxmx.mp4#_=_

Not just military food, but Russian military food.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Vegemite is not only incredibly important for your daily diet, its cultural significance cannot be understated.

I never saw chili con carne when I was in the army; plenty of curry with rice, "spaghetti bolognese", and "Chinese" stir fry though. We don't actually have any Mexican population here so there's basically no Mexican food to speak of. I imagine the chili was a recipe someone grabbed from the internet and then made to military spec (bad, expensive, calorie-dense).

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Memento has a new favorite as of 02:38 on Aug 9, 2018

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




cohsae posted:

WE AGREED TO PRETEND THAT NEVER HAPPENED

Seriously though I wonder if that was posted in the terrible marketing thread. Surely it must have been.

It absolutely was. The constant refrain was "just do the loving deal with Baker's Delight to get the cheesymite name, give them whatever they want, seriously you're losing so much credibility in the eyes of the public it's worth it".

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Bogan King posted:

We don't need comparisons to anything to show how poo poo we are

I dunno man, have you been to New Zealand recently? They started to have a loving serious orc problem in the early 2000s.

New page edit:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Gromit posted:

Pascall Pineapple Lumps

These things are legit.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Solice Kirsk posted:

The funniest thing is this could trigger an automatic resupply and that store will get like 6 cases of it because they showed a 600% increase in sales this week or something.

This is exactly what will happen, which makes it even funnier.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




poo poo, they're evolving.

Good thing they'll never manage to take over the world no matter how advanced their technology gets; at some point in time their marauding army will see a line of ants or think about water and spontaneously all fall over and break their legs.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




http://i.imgur.com/rRT3mkL.mp4

What the gently caress Japan.


What the gently caress.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Solice Kirsk posted:

Out of all the old 80's movies that are getting remakes and sequels why isn't Willow one of them? I love that movie. I blame Willow and Legend for making me like fantasy books and games.

I thought they announced they were working on a script and casting for a Willow sequel last year? Dunno how Mad Martigan's going to pull up, unless they write a good reason for him to be obese now.

edit: gently caress me Val Kilmer lost a lot of weight. Ok, maybe they need a reason for Mad Martigan to look so gaunt and haggard.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Choco1980 posted:

Read this before and still laughed hard

Thank you for drawing my attention to this because I didn't realise it was edited.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009





Hot drat

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Ak Gara posted:

Here's a helpful video on the correct way. (how to I turn the helpful part into a postable webm?)

imgur.com/vidgif and follow the prompts.

If it makes a gifv, just post the url in any SA thread and it will automatically inline the image

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




The Great Burrito posted:

God what is it with bronze statues especially that makes them come out wrong every time? Note that I couldn't make something half as good, hence I am not employed in said field.

You should read some of the articles about it. The guy spent three whole weeks working on it! He got approval from Ronaldo himself!

He really doubles down on how loving dreadful it is.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




spog posted:

fine Australian cuisine

lol

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I don't know why McD's wasted however many millions creating these things. They just slow down the ordering process. They should've created an ordering app for phones, lets you create your order whenever/wherever you want, and then submit it and pick it up at the preferred time. Boom, simple

Do you guys have Create Your Taste there? Custom burgers with all sorts of poo poo, like brie, and truffles, bacon slices, fancy cheeses and sauces etc etc. McDonalds wanted to compete with the gourmet burger market here in Aus and seem to be doing well. Those machines are a central part of it because they let you take your time and select the burger you want.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Powaqoatse posted:

yall mans enough to burg on this level?



Krona are worth about 10 US cents, try harder.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




trapped mouse posted:

there's a lot of brazilian americans where i live, but i can't say i've encountered that particular surname

My academic supervisor introduced me to this guy at a conference, excellent researcher and a very good drinker.



Definitely found some Truckie Porn back in the late 80s in a wooded area behind my friend's hjouse. Truckie Porn, for the non-Australians reading, showed tits and some muff, lots of bad jokes, "articles" like "seventy eight different names for your dick" etc.

Actual porn was supplied by a friend of mine's dad being a heavy drinker and not keeping good track of the contents of the footlocker in his garage. He had a big collection of things like Fiesta, Bawdy, Hustler, some Color Climax mags and a rotating stack of VHS tapes I'm sure he was trading from his friends.

Memento has a new favorite as of 23:13 on Apr 6, 2017

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Owlkill posted:

Is it pronounced the way you'd expect? My pic was from a friend who'd met the gentleman in question but I didn't think to ask.

Yep, Professor gently caress, just like you'd expect.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




TontoCorazon posted:

It belongs right next to that S that everybody knows about. It's one of those unbreakable bonds humans* share

*of a certain age

Millenials won't ever know the cautious, slightly shameful joy of finding a stash of of woods porn magazines in the late 80s, and handing them around to your friends while trying to avoid getting caught out by your parents. poo poo, I can't imagine they'd even need to hide poo poo under their mattress or the false bottom of their chest of drawers anymore. Surely 13 year olds just have their porn on their smartphones now.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




I honestly thought it applied to people born near the millennium, guess it doesn't.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




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Aug 25, 2009





This poo poo + cheap vodka = teenager fuel.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




9 hours from kissing to wedding? Guessing there was some schnapps involved.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Stoatbringer posted:

lol at anyone who didn't know the best way to dial was to tap the receiver hook at the correct speed to generates the clicks for each digit.

bitch please, whistle at 2400 baud or GTFO

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Railing Kill posted:

L'Carpetron Dookmarriot: LG Dwarven Cleric

Actually works really well with the dreadful Scottish accent I now associate with fantasy Dwarves.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




That's the best thing that has come out of this pepsi bullshit yet.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

New video for "Pantera: A Vulgar Display of Power" is looking pretty good.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Solice Kirsk posted:

Nice try, that's a woodland snipper.

How about this guy, is a sand snipper OK?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Guy Goodbody posted:

That everyday price is ridiculously high

Australia tax.

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Aug 25, 2009




Solice Kirsk posted:

once the Queen of England dies

Don't you put that evil in this thread.

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