Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

That would explain why Mad Martigan was fisted to death by an Asian prostitute.

Pookah posted:

Famously beautiful football player Cristiano Ronaldo has just been honoured by having an airport named after him and a bust put there in his honour:

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Gunsafes are a thing.

Leon Einstein posted:

This pic was on MSN and there was an article with it talking about how "spooky" it is.

Leavemywife posted:

Why the hell would Sony be able to tell Disney how to use their properties?

TontoCorazon posted:

Just lol if you're not kissing your spotter on the reg.

Jamesman posted:

Who can figure out the true meaning of my post? Enjoy!

CaptainBtaksDad posted:

That and never in the history of humanity has technology decreased the number of jobs available. Its called the luddite fallacy.

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

That's what the strap is for. His left hand is doing gently caress all.

LargeHadron posted:

I take back my comment about the capo. I hadn't been looking closely enough, and I thought his left hand was playing a chord. Looks like he's just holding it while speaking to the audience. No harm there.

I don't know who this guy is, but he looks like someone who would change his Facebook profile picture to Owen Wilson on change-your-profile-picture-to-a-famous-person-you're-the-ugly-version-of day.

Mr Havafap posted:

that's a pretty good Dan Carlin impression

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

fizzymercy posted:

Because Clarissa is the ideal of child sexual abuse. That comic doesn't even remotely cover what it is actually like to be sexually abused. Frankly it is so on the nose it's painful, but not in a good way. Clarissa has an understanding that something is wrong and wants things to stop. That's an agency most abuse victims dream of. It's not realistic beyond it's moral statements. Clarissa is the superhero most abused kids wish they could have been. The realism doesn't shine until people ignore her or say she's being dramatic. It's a simplified version of what actual abuse looks like, and it makes the horror slightly relatable. It is a comic book version of a reality. Clarissa is cleansing if you're an abuse victim because she exemplifies how you want to react to your abuse. It isn't reality. It's a comic book, divorced of reality. Victims of childhood sexual abuse want to be brave and it never works out like you'd think. Clarissa makes this obvious, she's the superhero all abuse victims want.

Abuse isn't as cut and dry as the comic would make you believe. It's almost a farce in that regard. It's correct and all wrong at once.

Germansimp posted:

So that's what it looks like when the soul leaves the body.

Indecisive posted:

He didn't die tragically, he killed himself. Accidents are tragic, he did it on purpose.

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

Data Graham posted:

*adds Doctor Jackstraw to FutureSAUsernames.txt*

EmmyOk posted:

Memento posted:

goon old

Guy Goodbody posted:

Comptroll The Forums posted:

The Irish used up all their humor on Father Ted. Their not expected to be funny again until at least 2030.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Why are you all responding to PCOS Bill

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I don't even have a guess for "female disease."

dumb. posted:

mind the walrus posted:

Just email the robot chicken guys christ

Strudel Man posted:

The personification of that comic is begging for someone, anyone to finally let him die.

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

is it because he said Van Rompuy has the charisma of a damp rag?

Skippy McPants posted:

Didn't this cause the major schism pretty early on in the church? Like, some Christians didn't want to circumcise because it made conversion easier, but they couldn't drop the practice and still consider themselves a part of Judaism.

Zzulu posted:

On September 10, 1945, farmer Lloyd Olsen of Fruita, Colorado was planning to eat supper with his mother-in-law and was sent out to the yard by his wife to bring back a chicken. Olsen chose a five-and-a-half-month-old Wyandotte chicken named Mike. The axe removed the bulk of the head, but missed the jugular vein, leaving one ear and most of the brain stem intact.[3][4]
Due to Olsen's failed attempt to behead Mike, the chicken was still able to balance on a perch and walk clumsily. He attempted to preen, peck for food, and crow, though with limited success; his "crowing" consisted of a gurgling sound made in his throat.[3] When Mike did not die, Olsen instead decided to care for the bird. He fed it a mixture of milk and water via an eyedropper, and gave it small grains of corn

soylon posted:

that's not really why they do it, a lot of hormones are produced in the eyestalks in crustaceans - including those that stimulate/inhibit moulting and reproductive development. It'd be more like if aliens removed the part of our brain that allows us to make rational decisions or have inhibitions.

canyoneer posted:

So like being drunk all the time, got it.

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTXhxFvu4I4

I know this isn't a picture. what are you going going to do. ANYONE! NO ONE HAS THE POWER TO DEFY ME

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Like many things, Australians do it better. We have the Halal Snack Pack; A shitload of different kebab meats on a shitload of chips, slathered in BBQ sauce and Garlic sauce. Best served at 2am with near-terminal alcohol poisoning on a Tuesday night.