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Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

No that's a photo from 1995

Didn't Disney's first Beauty and the Beast come out in 1991?

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Nov 4, 2009

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Hot Smart ARYAN Girl posted:

Are y'all really so clueless that you do not realize that those movies are all remakes of movies that came out at roughly the same time in the 90s, or are y'all being snarky because you feel threatened that someone would poke fun at a 90s nostalgia cash grab?

Roughly the same time means covering half the decade now?

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Nov 4, 2009

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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

I gotta admit, if furries looked like this instead of lovely cartoon characters I'd take them a lot more seriously.

Yeah, those wings are great.

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Nov 4, 2009

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Guy Goodbody posted:

FOR Taco Bell, not from Taco Bell
Brill, the company that supplies Taco Bell with cinnabon frosting
Clearly, something has gone awry.

Maybe the Taco Bell he works at had an unexpected need for cinnabon icing, and all the delivery trucks were unavailable

I worked at Taco Bell during my undergrad. If a store runs out of something unexpectedly, they will ask a nearby store to loan them the item to hold them over until the next truck delivery comes. When that happens, the employees use their own transportation to move the item.

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Nov 4, 2009

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naM sdrawkcaB posted:

This is good I'd give this person a high five.

I'd love to see how that'd work.

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Nov 4, 2009

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I never expected to see my field pop up here!

Like all proper science, there was a systematic replication:

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Nov 4, 2009

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Guy Goodbody posted:

The lizard leader starts molesting him, yeah

Yeah but she only does that in between literally breeding the male lizard people to death.

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Nov 4, 2009

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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Wasn't it in WoW because keke is lol in S. Korean?

Not quite. If a Horde player says LOL, it appears to Alliance players as KEK.

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Nov 4, 2009

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RagnarokAngel posted:

He knows, but in South Korea "kek" has been the local version of "lol" since before WoW. It's assumed to be the reason "kek" was chosen for the cross faction filter.

Huh, learn something new every day.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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Bombadilillo posted:

PSA

Avacado pits can rot in the Avacado so the normal hard ball has near zero resistance.

I had a friend who did the thing where you chop the pit with a knife and twist it out. But it was so over rip the knife just when through everything and into his hand. Not that bad but still 15 stitches.

Saw gently into the pit with a aerated blade. It will dislodge or bite in and have the same twist the knife effect.

Even if you were expecting a normal hard pit, why would you try to stab a round, hard object in your hand with the tip of a knife?

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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thecluckmeme posted:

That is what we get, but it's Everclear brand here. Pro tip: don't use that poo poo as a mixer with normal alcohol, it is 2.5x stronger than generally accessible vodka.

If you touch that bottle (At a 750? Jesus Christ!) you boil a gallon of apple cider with brown sugar, cinnamon sticks, and a whole apple cut in eighths. Add in nutmeg during this to your personal Apple pie taste. THEN pour in the bottle, once it cools, and that's Apple pie, jungle juice's nicer, deadlier cousin

You don't loving mix it with OJ, that poo poo is for homemade illegal cocktail premixes you sell to freshman at 80-proof for $15 a mason jar

Why add apple slices? To add that missing apple flavor to apple cider?

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Nov 4, 2009

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El Burbo posted:

This snail is infected with a parasite that controls its brain

The pulsing stripes are the parasites, trying to attract birds so they can continue the next step of their lifecycle in an avian digestive tract.

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Nov 4, 2009

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I love how, even after explaining he had married a woman and had two kids, the article goes out of its way to call him "The heterosexual Hance."

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Nov 4, 2009

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Shrapnig posted:

Who gives a poo poo?

Dude was a first responder during 9/11 and twerked during the Pride Parade while on duty.

He's more of a man, regardless of who he fucks, than anyone posting in this thread.

Go back to Tumblr.

That was.....entirely my point?

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Nov 4, 2009

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Shrapnig posted:

Then why even bring it up?

Its hard to make a point about how stupid the article is about it without bringing it up. I didn't realize someone would be triggered by pointing out an article had the worst case of the NotGays outside of Conservapedia - my bad.

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Nov 4, 2009

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Zipperelli. posted:

Two normal looking people posing for a photo? idgi?

Based on how they are sitting it looks like he's in the skirt.

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Nov 4, 2009

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Jamesman posted:

Hey guys I fixed the comic.



Not enough tiki torches.

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Nov 4, 2009

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The MSJ posted:

Use the mobile data on their phone?



Then why not just make a hotspot with your phone instead of busting your rear end for wifi passwords?

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Nov 4, 2009

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

One guy I used to work with was so straight edge he wouldn't even take an aspirin for a headache.

Welp, that's my drug story.

I'm happy knowing he's in pain.

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Nov 4, 2009

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honda whisperer posted:

Russian anti tank dogs

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-tank_dog

They trained dogs to run up to tanks with explosives on them in WWII. The Russians trained the dogs on Russian tanks. You won't believe what happens next.

JoelJoel posted:

Don't worry, America had a similarly grim and grizzly failed program involving cute animals.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acoustic_Kitty

Skinner taught pigeons how to guide bombs years before electronic guidance systems were in common use. Despite being accurate, the government felt silly and discontinued the program.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pigeon

Pigeons have incredible vision - trained pigeons can identify cancer in scans as well as a trained pathologist.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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Bored posted:

I had no clue that crocodiles had the mental capabilities to form friendships.

They really don't. :unsmigghh:

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Nov 4, 2009

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Ziv Zulander posted:

This is poo poo. Is there a joke here I'm missing?

https://theflatearthsociety.org

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Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

Milo and POTUS posted:

Nice setup, wizard.


What ccg is this?

The Vampire: the Masquerade game, I think.

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Nov 4, 2009

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Hyperlynx posted:

Huh. What do you know?


The issue isn't getting the milk out of the cow, it's getting the milk in there in the first place. Like all other mammals, cows don't lactate unless they're having babies. So you need to keep the cows giving birth all the time. So that means a lot of delicious, delicious veal.

You phrased it like they just tossed out the extra baby cows. Dairy cows are bred to produce more dairy cows or veal/beef cows. Its not this wasteful practice you're trying to frame it as.

That's chickens.

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Nov 4, 2009

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Rysithusiku posted:

Old people with dementia tend to bite I guess.

Can confirm. They are also used in severe behavior clinics. You'll still get a bad bruise but at least you won't have teeth breaking skin.

Then pinch the nose to release the jaw.

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Nov 4, 2009

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Jerry Cotton posted:

The US wanted to bomb Japan with incendiary bats (because they'd hide under the eaves and burn down all the houses when they lit up) and the first test was such a huge success they decided to not do a second test. I.e. the bats all flew into the nearby hangar and it burned down.

Skinner trained pigeons, known for their visual acuity, to serve as guidance systems for missiles. Despite success, the US government didn't trust pigeon-guided missiles and scrapped the project to develop computer guidance.

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Nov 4, 2009

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Facebook Aunt posted:

Imagine if they hadn't tho? Pigeon guided missiles lead to pigeon guided space rockets. First pigeon on the moon. The space pigeon shuttle. The lack of military interest in computers means cheap microprocessors are never developed, that IBM guy was right and there are only a few dozen tape to tape mainframes in use.

Fast forward to 2018 and every home has their own pigeon coop so we can play pigeon games and post on the PigeonNet.

Why, we'd have pigeon-powered Google!

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Nov 4, 2009

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Guy Goodbody posted:

Whenever they do one of those things where they show how much fecal matter is on everything, I know the reaction you're supposed to have is "eww, everything's disgusting" but I always juts think that just clearly means trace amounts of poop are fine. If every waiter in every restaurant and every surface in every home has some amount of poop on it, and humanity is still alive, then humans have a higher poop tolerance than we give ourselves credit for.

Its all about the amount of poop and the odds of it getting into an orifice/mucus membrane. Poop bacteria on a purse isn't a big deal wince you don't typically lick your purse or put it on a cutting board. On a phone grosses me out more since you are putting it on your face and will often touch it right before touching your face.

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Nov 4, 2009

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Is there an obscure category of the NYT Best Seller list where they only get 15 or so books listed per year? Because this just gave me a great idea ....

Kinda?

https://medium.com/the-mission/behind-the-scam-what-does-it-take-to-be-a-best-selling-author-3-and-5-minutes-ec05cee1749a

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Nov 4, 2009

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Paladinus posted:

None of it happened.

How can you say that? There's totally picture evidence that we'll never see.

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Nov 4, 2009

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Seanan McGuire is American. She's also a little ..... 'carefree' .... with the truth in the stories about her life. Here's another story where she gets called to the local hospital because a man had a lizard in his leg:


The only part of her Twitter that is even remotely believable is that she lives with a bunch of cats and plays Overwatch all night.

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Nov 4, 2009

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In what world is Interview a horror film and not just homoerotica?

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Nov 4, 2009

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Kit Walker posted:

The animals in these pictures were definitely dead at the time they were taken. I've seen them posted often but I guarantee they were just posed corpses

https://petapixel.com/2015/03/05/a-frog-riding-a-beetle-is-this-a-real-wildlife-photo-or-a-bunch-of-bs/

Not dead - just horribly distressed.

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Nov 4, 2009

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Samuringa posted:

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/138309165822115840

This explains some things.

edit: just in case he deletes it



This explains the divorce - good to see him moving on.

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Nov 4, 2009

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Samuringa posted:

I always thought it was the usual overreaction people have, but their art did get a lot worse.

The little black flecks are distracting. He had to deliberately put them there....but, why?

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Nov 4, 2009

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Covering half the face with hair confuses facial recognition software?! :monocle:

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Guy Goodbody posted:

game of scones because he's sitting in the famous Metal Throne from game of thrones. But memento changed it thrones to scones becuase the dude is fat, so he must eat a lot, and scones are a food

I don't get the Ceres one either

Cereous means waxy or wax-like appearance, and also sounds like serious. It is a pun saying the dude looks waxy and is emulating a character with the tagline "Why so serious?"

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Nov 4, 2009

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Aleph Null posted:

Have you tried Cinnamon in your chili? It sounds like it would be a nice compliment to some mild / medium spices. gently caress, I might try it.

True cinnamon is great in chili - its got a warm heat to it. Cassia cinnamon is awful for chili.

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Nov 4, 2009

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Un chien andalou posted:

Yeah its like chicken of the sea except much crunchier

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Nov 4, 2009

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Wintermutant posted:

Not sure if this is the best thread for this but I thought it was funny; looks like my neighbor got caught cheating

:nws: https://imgur.com/M8TXCOd :nws:

Bonus points if anyone can make out the text written on one of the prints towards the middle

"Awway on vacation"?

Is that the neighbor or the person they cheated with? Because if its the latter, :eyepop:

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