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Data Graham posted:Seen on the walk to work Seems like pretty good advice if you're not a surgeon.
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Dienes posted:I worked at Taco Bell during my undergrad. If a store runs out of something unexpectedly, they will ask a nearby store to loan them the item to hold them over until the next truck delivery comes. When that happens, the employees use their own transportation to move the item. Yup, I can confirm. And failing that, they'll send you to KFC or Pizza Hut if it's something they stock, and vice versa. At least corporate does that; I'm not sure about franchises.
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BrigadierSensible posted:Is this a case of the Spelling Bee people making up a fake account to do that joke, or a cake of Kyle Chapman getting owned on twitter so hard he deleted his account? I highly doubt they'd let their social media people say "loving," even if it were a straw man.
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May 19, 2017 10:18
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PCOS Bill posted:It's a shame you didn't understand the point of talking about refrigerators in regards to poverty. You might have learned something if you paid attention. Hey, what does a coffee pot need to know about cooling things?
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The General posted:I can't tell fact from fake news anymore. The perfectly straight scanlines are a pretty good giveaway.
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May 20, 2017 00:50
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Looking at the blue chair magically makes everything make sense.
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Blendy posted:So if I'm reading this correctly Knuckles had a kid with a distant relative. I'm sure glad I never kept up with this lore. This is only the tip of the Ken Penders iceberg of crazy (that isn't actually canon or relevant to anyone besides Ken Penders).
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treiz01 posted:I definitely remember reading this when it came out. What clinched it was the dude with the metal eye and the cloak... jesus what a bunch of grim looking unfunny fucks Not the cover featuring Sonic bawling like a baby?
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Jul 5, 2017 20:11
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Crash has a girlfriend. Well, technically. She only appeared in the first game and was never mentioned again.
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I don't think they're dumb. I think they have a hosed up mentality where they believe, "If these people are dumb enough to fall for this poo poo, they're a blight to the human race and deserve to die, so we might as well sell them their own nooses." Every single one of these things is trying to sell you something that will either do nothing or actively kill you.
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Jul 13, 2017 17:38
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To be fair, it is Paladinus.
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Jul 19, 2017 01:49
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Oh my God SHUT UP!
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Jul 21, 2017 06:06
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RareAcumen posted:You greatly overestimate my skill at using computers. Well, it doesn't look like he was very successful, if it's not sold out.
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Jul 22, 2017 06:22
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Weapon Brown is great. Clarissa is...tough to read. I honestly want to know how he stomached making Clarissa. Managing to do that is pretty impressive.
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Screaming Idiot posted:Or just write a comic not about school kids for once, Japan. Like, about consenting adults capable of doing things on their own. Let me tell you about Berserk.
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Dreddout posted:Berserk has nothing to do with consenting adults! 
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Aug 12, 2017 09:33
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Collateral Damage posted:Are those rocks in the blender in the picture? They are clearly smaller mason jars.
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Aug 15, 2017 17:58
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Current hypothesis that's in vogue is that the entire universe is flat, therefore the Earth must also be flat! Checkmate, roundies! 
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Picnic Princess posted:Antifa isn't the government yet. So while you can say what you want and the government can't arrest you, you're still subject to dealing with the consequences from other civilians as well as private corporations. Difficult concept, I know. You can just ignore PCOS Bill like the rest of us. Difficult concept, I know.
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Scaling aside, those are some of the best dresses I've seen. For clowns to wear. To the circus. Idiots.
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Sep 6, 2017 08:55
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It's funny because they don't offer that for free everyday or at reasonable times like every 3-star motel ever.
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Sep 12, 2017 02:47
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Caufman posted:It's as normal as a relationship between a human and a tentacle monster gets. But enough about PCOS Bill's sex life.
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Caufman posted:It's only a split second, but the lady's body language does not suggest this is going where Mr. Smith wants it to go. Oh, it's going where he wants it, but it's not what he wants to go there.
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Migratory birds are all protected by treaty because one country could gently caress up the ecosystem of another by killing the birds.
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Joke's on the dad when the kid hard-resets the router and gets the network infected with a botnet.
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Sep 18, 2017 03:47
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"So, how about that game last Monday?" "Repent, bitch! Hellfire awaits you!" "Why are you throwing bacon at me?"
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Sep 23, 2017 01:12
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It doesn’t rotate 7 times, though.
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Oct 24, 2017 13:51
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You forgot the ifunny.co watermark.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Is there an obscure category of the NYT Best Seller list where they only get 15 or so books listed per year? Because this just gave me a great idea .... Too late, somebody already did it. https://www.pajiba.com/book_reviews/did-this-book-buy-its-way-onto-the-new-york-times-bestseller-list.php
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Zil posted:The longer I look at the, the more questions I have. Get Out Of Hell Free is $5.
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Ziv Zulander posted:Also note how Obi Wan swung his lightsaber horizontally, yet that's clearly a vertical cut. The explanation provided is that he was only threatening the alien, but his species can detach their arms to scare off predators the same way a lizard can detach its tail. That explanation is bullshit. Clearly, Han shot at the arm the moment Obi Wan swung his sword, and it was that shot that severed the arm.
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A_Account posted:Is this funny? You could just pay them £10 a piece to mow the lawn.
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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang posted:just to make sure I got the joke, that is not actually a hard drive. That is the fan? Hard drives don’t run on AC power, no.
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A Moose posted:I think the idea behind weird makeup and hairstyles is that they're reversible. You can undo them after you get done breaking into whatever you're doing. You're not trying to fool people, just cameras. Couldn’t they just, you know, use a mask?
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MarcusSA posted:This really belongs here too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXx489yL6PE
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Alternate headline: CBS Denver Discovers Internet
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Jose Valasquez posted:
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oldpainless posted:This is also my compliment to my many sexual partners But enough about your sex dolls.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I don't think that woman would really appreciate being referred to as a "snack machine". I’m just a snack machine, And I won’t work for nobody but you.
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