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HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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drat pick wild as hell

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HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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Pastry of the Year posted:

He's now also claiming to be a hilarious edgy Twitter comedian working on the next level:



This is a man that literally thousands of people entrusted with the power to make laws

That one is better with the context of the one that came immediately after it.


drat that man is cringingly unfunny.



HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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Not a picture, but Cracked found the Huckabee tweets too.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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Kennel posted:

Horse tools.

This is a good reference

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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Bombadilillo posted:

This is so anybody with any of those locks can open the whole thing. While not sharing keys.

Its standard to access back roads, so you can have all the locks you use keyed to one key for your convenience, and everybody can do that when they don't share all the same access.

The ghetto version is to daisy chain locks chain-lock-lock-lock...lock-chain.

It also makes it impossible for any one person to screw up and lock everyone else out, as happens on daisy chained locks all the time.

The picture probably belongs in the badass thread rather than here, given it's a very elegant solution for 6 people carried out entirely with an angle grinder and a cutting torch.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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nice

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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Pick posted:

Who... loving... cares.... about Amy Schumer.... Seriously, why is this site always talking about Amy Schumer?

Because she's funny.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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Jamesman posted:

So is three scoops.

https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/864603957473280000

Mike Huckabee is the comedian with his finger on the pulse of the nation.








What is it with idiot right-wingers and lame pun insults?

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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Well, that checks out entirely.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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Alter Ego posted:

He actually used to be kind of funny. 8 years of Obama positively destroyed every visible member of the GOP.

Speaking as an Arkansan for his entire relevant political presence, the only time Huckabee was ever either literate or funny was when someone else was writing his material.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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CainsDescendant posted:

I remember when I was in high school Huckabee took away our soda machines because he had just lost a lot of weight and thought that kids shouldn't be allowed sugary drinks, the meltdown that followed was pretty ugly. A couple of weeks later we got our sodas back without comment. That's my Huckabee story, thanks for listening.

Where did you go to school?

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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My sister was in his marathon training group and apparently it was a complete pain in the rear end for everyone.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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Elizabethan Error posted:

This isn't the 'be lovely to your cats' thread, and they probably don't react to things that look like snakes in the same way.

For someone that spends as much time as you do policing other peoples' posts in this thread, you might occasionally come up with some actual funny content, you boring shithead.



HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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Memento posted:

Cane All toads excrete poison from glands on their shoulders, and it runs down their backs.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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My cats are named Toad and Wren.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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It wasn't a wedding, read the article.

They were practicing for their upcoming wedding.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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Dick Trauma posted:

If I'd have known it was going to be that sort of party I'd have stuck my dick in the bucket of ice cream.
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HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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I believe the same company also makes Fresh Boobs

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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GoodyTwoShoes posted:

Well, now I know where they got the plot (and a lot of choreography, and an actor) for Brick Mansions (Paul Walker, David Belle, 2014).

...and producer and writer and it's almost like it's actually a remake

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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I like this post

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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budgieinspector posted:

List of phrases I've searched for in Google, while trying to find the original of this:

fat guy shooting
fat guy shooting machine gun
fat guy shooting machine gun 2018
fat guy shooting machine gun 2018 Mr. Hankey tattoo
fat guy shooting machine gun 2018 Mr. Hankey tattoo nipple piercings
fat guy shooting machine gun 2018 Mr. Hankey tattoo nipple piercings bullet wounds
New Year's dildo party at Cletus's place
I Have No rear end and I Must Scream
bucket o' chicken and extra biscuits to go
ain't no excuse to not gently caress a moose
goddamn Canadians wanna steal my fritters

Help a brother out, y'all. I need to know what the story is, here.

I don't think this got answered but that's Brian Waterberry and he's solid gold. rear end crack sweat-covered gold.
https://instagram.com/p/BddAM_yDQjV/
https://instagram.com/p/BdTkbjNDvrx/
https://instagram.com/p/BdO71bujwkL/

He's disgusting.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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Shared with everyone


Take the video description off, it ruins the surprise on Facebook

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:



Arkansas also has Toad Suck.

And Bald Knob

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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oh for fucks sake, alabama

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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freeedr posted:

Everyone keeps saying “tamale”, which isn’t even a word. It’s bothering me.



Thanks for being the first to point that out.

One tamal.
Two tamales.

edit: but who the gently caress ever has one tamal

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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this is violence

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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MrUnderbridge posted:

Well for Jerry it was 1995.

Man I miss Jerry.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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HEY MAAAA! THAT WEIRD FUCKIN CAT IS BACK!

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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TUNAFISHING 87 posted:

I own this book and it is fantastic. Its extremely un-self-conscious and nerdy.

Yeah, this is the best guide for mushroom foraging out there and the little anecdotes and vignettes are awesome.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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SpacePig posted:

Anaconda Dufresne.

e: escaped from a hole he hid behind a poster of Raquelsnake Welch.

close but it’s John Goodsnake in Rattling Arizona

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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hawowanlawow posted:

is this a representation of Scotland as Elmo?

It's art by Cal Kearns.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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mind the walrus posted:

One of the most overrated jokes I've ever seen, right up there with Sneeds Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's).

Like yeah it's cool they snuck it past the censors, but it's not that brilliant.

hm

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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Kheldarn posted:

That art style looks more like Cracked.

That's jack davis, its as mad magazine as you can get. it even says mad on the middle panel

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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Yoshi Wins posted:

His reasoning was sound, but it may have been a bit rash to shoot the 9 year old girl in the head immediately.

He was still a cop at that point in the movie tho

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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Hey I posted that in the Americana.txt thread

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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The Bloop posted:

who the gently caress throws out those bags, they are reused for something else 99% of the time anyway

Here I am throwing out all my free bags and buying OTHER plastic bags to use for garbage in my car or whatever


RCarr posted:

There’s 2 types of people.

The type that throws those bags out.

And

The type that has 500 of them stuffed in a drawer somewhere.

Also if you’re using them as a garbage bag for your car, I assume you’re still throwing them out after.

A few years ago in PI, somebody said that you could reuse plastic shopping bags for cleaning out the litterbox, and I don't remember what happened but poo poo got out of hand so bad the thread had to be locked.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

A PI thread getting locked because everyone posting in the thread was insane?

That's a first.

If I recall correctly, the last thing posted in the thread was "Never mind, I forgot how bad the crazy was in here." I think it was probably in early 2013, and it looks like everything in PI was archived before May 2014.

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HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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shelley posted:

the thread isn’t very long, so... here’s the whole thing

Oh, well that was not as wild as I made it out to be and also wrong on some other details. Sorry to get hopes up for a saga, I am an unreliable witness.

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