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System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Former governor and washed out presidential candidate Mike Huckabee who just last week called for Trump to simply ignore the judicial ruling against his travel ban, following the extremely legal precedent set by the loving trail of tears jesus christ

Also his son tortured a dog to death

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System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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Born in '88, never found wood porn. My cousin and I stumbled upon a literal chest full of 1970s Scandinavian* hardcore pornos once though, tons of magazines and super 8 reels. It was in the garden shed of the house my aunt's family had just moved in, that was a great find. Sadly the previous owner, an old man who still lived in the upper story of the house along with his wife, apparently got wind of us finding it and moved the goods away soon after :(

*dunno why it was Scandinavian, it's not like 1970s Germany was lacking in awkward porn flicks

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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Out of personal experience I can confidently state that Kissing is a great place for pizza and Wedding a great place for getting laid :v:

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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I uttered an audible “OH GOD“ at this

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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“Gentlemen, I fear we've got a traitor in our midst!“ *gasp*

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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Apropos of nothing, but my brother's gf just told me that apparently the new and hip form of piracy is to just upload the drat thing into closed Facebook groups

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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https://twitter.com/NASAMoon/status/899681358737539073

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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Karate Bastard posted:

How dare you post that without a link.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4oTrQgFYFI

System Metternich has a new favorite as of 14:41 on Aug 24, 2017

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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Hell, I'd watch it

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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https://twitter.com/holland_tom/status/919100549571731457

That's the swolest pigeon I've ever seen

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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https://twitter.com/saladinahmed/status/918308847563038720

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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I didn't know that Robbie Rotten had a sister

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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https://twitter.com/Tazznemo/status/923626550087634944

For fucks sake Durgesh!!! :argh:

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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My 6yo sister got hooked on Pokemon recently and is now talking all day about non-existent animals with gibberish names, I feel like it's 2001 all over again

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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lmao

“Fürze“ means “farts“ in German

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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https://twitter.com/parabasis/status/953069862280196096

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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Hard mode is stripping to Krzysztof Penderecki's Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima, if you manage to do that *and* keep the guy's interest then you've qualified for the title "sex goddess" imo

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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EmmyOk posted:

Irish Travellers bizarrely use YouTube a lot to post call out videos to fight each other. I guess they take on monikers sometimes and the funniest I ever saw was some guy yelling that he'd fight "Bluebottle Face Martin and Jelly Legs Mick"

That sounds amazing, please link some

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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So the train of death leads nowhere? Dang, truly horrifying.

Also, what's so bad about hiking trails and 72°F (cause there's no way the creator of that image sees Celsius as anything else as satanic)?

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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This still makes me cringe like hell, not only because of the obvious implication that only white is "normal", but also because of the cheap font & design, the fact that all the kids look like weird goblins and that whoever did that only had the best intentions. Classic case of Fremdschämen

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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Jerry Cotton posted:

It's from Cracked.

Schooled... by a Finn... :negative:

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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https://twitter.com/turnageb/status/963120469233881088

drat

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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https://twitter.com/lafix/status/986033699660713986?s=21

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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Wheat Loaf posted:



Alright, maybe it's not "Ha ha" funny.

During the same campaign, Labour‘s platform included a proto-Brexit, btw (which might have been one of the reasons why they went on to suffer their worst defeat since 1918)

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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Got speed, yo? Shack Emperor

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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BiggerBoat posted:

Why did everybody just stop?

He kicked awkwardly shoved the ball beyond the out line, and going from the little I could see in the video it means that the opposing team‘s goalkeeper gets the ball

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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bony tony posted:

Children are tiny drunk adults

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cds7lSHawAw

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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doverhog posted:

Veli meitsillä saattais olla vähän häsläystä sulle.

Bruader kennt i a boa vo dene Ringalan hom

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1085159285208858624?s=20

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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Zopotantor posted:

I’m going to post this even though they didn’t use four glasses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN9edpdCH7c

I loved watching this as a kid, grew to hate it as a teenager and now that I’ve grown older came to love it again (or more accurately: the ritual of watching it). Strange how that works.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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extremely cursed

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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"the moment when a bird shits a selfie on your window"

https://twitter.com/gludger/status/1120638189675393024?s=21

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

RFC2324 posted:

why don't we have an "I'm having a stroke" emote?

👃🏼🔥🍞

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System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

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Captain Splendid posted:

I know I've seen this exact expression before somewhere. Can anyone help?


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