Guy Goodbody posted:

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JEEVES420 posted:

"Wisconsin Heat" so what 80f degrees?

Bath Tubs posted:

How the hell is Wilford Brimley still alive that's amazing

Gripweed posted:

JoelJoel posted:

This is a funny image. If you don't get it, you're racist. Now explain it to me or admit you're a horrible person.

Gripweed posted:

Nalesh posted:

You're not endangered.

CeramicPig posted:

In the tempt cuddle headache!
Mood me

Imagined posted:

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FactsAreUseless posted:

Paladinus posted:

This is the least funny thing I've seen all month. And I've seen a video from a plane crash site.

Cartoon Man posted:

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Solar Tornado posted:

Dakimapurra.

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Kheldarn posted:

Yoshi Wins posted:

I'm a Stupid Moron with a Big Butt, and My Butt Smells, and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt

ultrafilter posted:

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madeintaipei posted:

I had arms like that as a baby. The old panzer driver who owned our apartment used to make what fingers he had left into circles and move my arm fat up and down while saying, "But-ter churn, but-ter churn, but-ter churn." I can't help but giggle everytime I see a butter churn. You know that ticklish feeling when someone pinches the bottom part of your upper arm? That feeling.

Herr Günser. Gentle dude, deaf as a stone, loud as a Panther tank, with a laugh you felt before hearing it.

Screaming Idiot posted:

Ramza and Nameless Protagonist are cool with me. Tactics may have sucked, but at least nobody in it looked like a confused J-Pop star.

Blurred posted:

There was a place near me that used to sell hotdogs like this, but I stopped going there... they were a bit FLAKY.


Would I like a hot dog? Um, no thanks... they look a bit FISHY.


"Do you think I did a good job with the spaghetti recipe?"
"Nope, you BLUE it."


"I'll have a steak and glass of mineral water, please."
"Sparkling or still?"
"Still water thanks."
"No...I was actually asking about your steak!!!!"


Would you ever get a tattoo? No? Why not... too CHICKEN?


The world's first chocolate SIP cookie???


"Waiter, waiter! There's something in my milk!"
"Well, well... seems like quite the pickle!"


What do you call a pizza with ham and cheese on it? A PORKY-PINE. (why no, I have no idea why I'm banned from the pizza shop!!)


"Hey does this burger taste inky to you?"
"I don't know, I guess we'll have to DRAW our own conclusions."


"How were your ramen noodles?"
"They were quite ICE (nice)."


I wanted to tell you a CHEESY joke but I'm too ashamed... I'm worried that it might BITE.


I had a joke for this one too.... but it was a little CORNY.


"Hey, why did you give me this half eaten candy?"
"Sorry, I thought you said you wanted a HOLE piece."


Teacher: Johnny, what happened to my biscuit? Did you eat this?
Little Johnny: Well ma'am, I think it's time to close the canteen because it appears jaws has developed a taste for chocolate!


If I kit-katch the person who did this, I'm gonna kit-kut their balls off!!!


Italy may have the best pasta sauce for now, but I think it's clear the rest of the world is KETCHING-UP!!! (ketchup)


Mmmmmm... pizza!


Hey, the recipe only said to RINSE the carrots.... not to give them the full cycle!


Man, I've heard of 'al dente' but this is more like 'al go to the dentist'!!! (because it's too hard and will crack my teeth)


When those Pizza Hut executives said they intended to "milk the new pizza topping for all it's worth", somehow I don't think this is quite what they had in mind!!!


Q: Why didn't these new stuffed peppers catch on?
A: They threw customers for a LOOP!!


Customer: I'll have your best, quick noodles please.
Waiter with a hearing problem: Yes sir, coming right up!


Mathematicians: Circular cubes are impossible! This would be an affront to the laws of geometry!
Spagettio eaters with freezers: Hold my beer...


Some people really go wild for California rolls.... but to me they're not all their CRACKERED UP to be!!!

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