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The MSJ
May 17, 2010



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The MSJ
May 17, 2010



States grouped so that they have the same population as California.

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May 17, 2010



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May 17, 2010



RyokoTK posted:

Reality, as programmed by Bethesda.

Nah, that's just how sex really looks like.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010




Of course it's a black pigeon.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Women love high APM fingers.

Sort of related:
https://twitter.com/EdibleToaster/s...547333809848320

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Most people just call him Toblerone.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010





Happy International Women's Day!

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



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May 17, 2010



Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

The saddest bear cookies possible.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010




Sounds like a place for a mighty warrior.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



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May 17, 2010



The MSJ
May 17, 2010




Not surprised that Jughead/Cody/Ross' son is a weaboo.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



The MSJ
May 17, 2010



https://mobile.twitter.com/abrekke8...src=twsrc%5Etfw

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Memento posted:

Not just military food, but Russian military food.

The ration they showed in National Geographic actually looks better.

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Includes meat with vegetables, instant noodles, stewed meat, instant dry milk, raisins, wheat crackers, chocolate, more stewed meat, whole sweetened condensed milk, instant buckwheat, black tea bags.

4 others for comparison:

USA

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Includes items such as bread, Tabasco sauce, Skittles, Chiclets, spaghetti and meatballs, dried cranberries, pretzels, cheese spread.

Italy

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Includes a mixed-fruit cup, portable stoves, jam, coffee, water-purification tablets and vitamins, biscuits, turkey, liqueur, toothbrushes, beef in gelatin, rice salad, pasta with beans, cereal bars.

Japan

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Includes cooked rice, seaweed, curry with vegetables and sausage.

Australia

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Includes Scotch biscuits, chili con carne, tuna, a muesli cereal bar, diced andy, Vegemite, a sesame-seed biscuit.
I am not the least bit surprised by the vegemite.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



I've been eating raw onions with satay for years. They do get sliced up first though.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Gordon getting owned by other cooks is funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UjzXJcxr8k

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



The MSJ has a new favorite as of 13:42 on Mar 22, 2017

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Where are all the tweets asking for sex with Mr Clean and Brawny guy? I know Tony The Tiger had to block furries who were harassing him.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



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May 17, 2010



Quit it with the (fashion) victim blaming.

Also:

Istari posted:

If this answers the "how dogs would wear pants" question, then dogs have mistaken pants for some sort of dungaree/chaps combo.


The hero Gotham deserves:


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

OMG Bat-Horse confirmed




The MSJ has a new favorite as of 00:55 on Mar 27, 2017

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May 17, 2010



We Know Catheters posted:

Why is he famous? Is it just because he played Sherlock Holmes?

Sherlock appears to be his big break, but he's been on TV for years before that. I remember him playing a reporter on Broken News.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze66UWFvtFY

The MSJ has a new favorite as of 23:50 on Mar 27, 2017

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May 17, 2010



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May 17, 2010





for fucks sake posted:

IT’S FIFTY SHADES OF GREY AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, GREY.

Actual scene from Fifty Shades Darker. Anastasia is in Christian Grey's childhood bedroom.

The poster, for those who never seen it before:

Both Fifty Shades and Riddick are Universal Pictures franchises. From this article about it:

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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS FIFTTY SHADES OF GREY AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTERS, CHRISTIAN. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN ON ANASTASIA’S INNER GODDESS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY hosed THE WORLD’S MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY OFFICE AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN OFFICE CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT

The MSJ
May 17, 2010




Good Ed Sheeran sex dolls are rare.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010





Hihohe posted:

And here we see the before and after of worshipping Chaos gods such as Nurgle

The one on the right is the after picture, since as far as I know Chaos people in Warhams40k tend to get tumor-y.

The MSJ has a new favorite as of 03:27 on Apr 3, 2017

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May 17, 2010



Bloody Hedgehog posted:

So what's the theory behind woods porn? Guys that are so ashamed that they're touching their dilz that they have to go out in the woods away from civilization and people so no one will know?

I was reading an indie comic years ago where a guy was talking about his real-life childhood, and how he and his friends used to go down into the sewers to explore. At one point they found a huge cache of porn down there, and I thought it must be the same thing. Some dude so afraid someone will find out that he jerks it that he has to go down underground away from people to do it.

Imagine if the IT movie, still set in the 1980s, have a kid looking into the sewer and sees a woman with huge tits instead of a clown.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



As I get older, I recognise even more the tragic nature of Stacy's Mom's music video.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



TontoCorazon posted:

Oh man, somebody has the album. If you can find it online listen to that poo poo, is insane.

I believe his lawyers were working overtime trying to get that thing of the internet a whole ago.

I hope Hulk Hogan's powerful lawyers will never seek to remove that song about his young fan who was dying from cancer and ends up in Wrestling Valhalla where he tag teams with Hogan for all eternity.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010




I think I killed many of these in Dead Space.

Speaking of which, they tried making a dog wear a xeno costume for Alien 3 before deciding that CGI + animatronics work better. But I remember someone in CineD posting a clip from a horror movie about giant rats where the rats were played by dogs.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



There was a referendum in Turkey recently. You know who is a famous Turk?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



https://twitter.com/mikerugnetta/st...103713086140417

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Palpek posted:

Hell yeah, it's back.




The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Schlep schlep in your cervix, baby.


The MSJ
May 17, 2010



projecthalaxy posted:

People on knifecrime island get the news and stuff right? They've heard that you dont have to have kings anymore? New systems have been created.

They made the king/queen into government employees several centuries ago, didn't they?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010





Oh, this is completely real.

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010





This is pretty true based on Fast & Furious 8.

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