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ashnjack
Jun 8, 2010

FUCK FLOWERS. JUST...FUCK 'EM.

Gromit posted:

Anyone wants a pack of dubious Australian food should PM me their address. I'm happy to send you the suffering that is musk candy and Vegemite, or whatever else it is I find in the supermarket that sounds uniquely Australian. You won't get those nasty store-brand sticks that Amazon have, either.

Honestly, I would be up for this, but I don't know what kind of weird funny money you people have. Not sure how I would pay you if you require shipping wallabies or whatever.

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ashnjack
Jun 8, 2010

FUCK FLOWERS. JUST...FUCK 'EM.

Whybird posted:

While we're on the topic of Australian delicacies.



After seeing this I decided to try biting into an onion myself. The fact that he shows no reaction is proof of his reptilian nature.

ashnjack
Jun 8, 2010

FUCK FLOWERS. JUST...FUCK 'EM.
Vegemite cheesybite sounds like a company trying to update a classic to the new millennium and inevitably making it vomit inducing.

ashnjack
Jun 8, 2010

FUCK FLOWERS. JUST...FUCK 'EM.
Well given Gromit spent :20bux::10bux: sending this to me the least I could do is post.



While the shezzy Vegemite wasn't great, I had no issues having it for breakfast. No where near as salty as the vegimite I remember an aus camp councler once let me try.

You honestly can't really taste the cheese. Which may be a blessing in disguise. Given the cost it took to get to me I'm actually gonna try to finish it. Maybe.



The musk lifesavers tasted like a wild buffalo was scrapped along the roof of my mouth, which made it a perfect treat to give to victims ex-friends friends. So they disappeared quickly.

Unfortunately the pineapple lumps tasted like banana/pineapple flavored furniture foam with a lovely chocolate covering. As such I plan to bring them to work with me.

All in all would rate 7/10 would order again. And Gromit, if you find any weird Midwest USA crap you want to try send me a PM.

ashnjack
Jun 8, 2010

FUCK FLOWERS. JUST...FUCK 'EM.

Gromit posted:

Hooray - I'm glad to hear that another one made it safely. I'm disappointed that you liked it all, though. It was supposed to be one "excellent", one "licking the inside of an old ladies purse", and one "with some degreaser this stuff would come off the underside of my engine pretty easily".

The question is which one is which?

ashnjack
Jun 8, 2010

FUCK FLOWERS. JUST...FUCK 'EM.

I keep on seeing this all over the place, does anyone know what the hell the actual context is for this? Like, what is the actual reason for the giant glowing ball.

ashnjack
Jun 8, 2010

FUCK FLOWERS. JUST...FUCK 'EM.

sneakyfrog posted:



This is amazing!:allears:

ashnjack
Jun 8, 2010

FUCK FLOWERS. JUST...FUCK 'EM.

What's so funny about Trump grabbing his water glass?:confused:

ashnjack
Jun 8, 2010

FUCK FLOWERS. JUST...FUCK 'EM.

gbut posted:

Well, you do need the GPS signal, so your theory is flawed.

Yeah. You can't bring both a sat phone and a gps signal. That's 2 items.

ashnjack
Jun 8, 2010

FUCK FLOWERS. JUST...FUCK 'EM.

I want a song based on that lady whistling. Screaming giant old cowboy ghost can be in it as well I suppose.

ashnjack
Jun 8, 2010

FUCK FLOWERS. JUST...FUCK 'EM.

Powaqoatse posted:

its impossible to tell that shes actually whistling in that video you posted so i found this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl1ILppC-HU

she is pretty good yeah.

Wow. That is a happening McDonalds playpen.

ashnjack
Jun 8, 2010

FUCK FLOWERS. JUST...FUCK 'EM.

Scratch Monkey posted:

But it probably contains a little less cadmiumcatmium

ashnjack
Jun 8, 2010

FUCK FLOWERS. JUST...FUCK 'EM.

With Enthusiasm! What is this from by the way?

ashnjack
Jun 8, 2010

FUCK FLOWERS. JUST...FUCK 'EM.

Well there went half an hour of my life.

On the other hand it just goes to show me that avoiding higher mathematics after calculus was the correct choice.

ashnjack
Jun 8, 2010

FUCK FLOWERS. JUST...FUCK 'EM.

Hihohe posted:

I honestly dont know where this goes but its pretty funny

https://twitter.com/KonathanKoestar/status/1131617808956231680

I know this is probably from porn because of course it is, whatever else could this be.

but I’m morbidly wondering how, if they’ve screwed up a body this terribly in an opening, much more Eldritch horror the rest of the thing is?

Is it going to end up with some irrational number of bodies coupling in sixth dimensional space?

“ The colors from beyond space that wants to bang you”

ashnjack
Jun 8, 2010

FUCK FLOWERS. JUST...FUCK 'EM.

Something doesn’t look quite right about this Polish Muppet babies book.

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ashnjack
Jun 8, 2010

FUCK FLOWERS. JUST...FUCK 'EM.

I'd probably try it as long as a gelatin was unflavored

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