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Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:




Carl Benjamin, aka Youtuber Sargon of Akkad, is running for Parliament. Today he visited a fishing village and it turns out he isn't very popular with his constituents.

That smash melee thing with the crab really was a trendsetter.

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Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

I'm the knockoff adidas shirt.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
Also heard that instead of throwing fish at him, we should throw him to the fishes, so he'd be Sargon of Atlantic.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

spongepuppy posted:

Looks like a termite queen?

He doesn't look THAT bad.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

They only have to get lucky with a sale once, you have to be lucky every time you jump in one.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

Alaois posted:

still got someone else's queen on your money

How does someone gently caress up this hard :v:

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
The only objective truth about coffee is that it's bean soup.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
Actually gently caress the coffee derail, baluts loving good, eat it.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

Ak Gara posted:

That reminds me.
How am I meant to slam the phone down on someone these days? I can press the 'hang up' button really hard but they don't know I did that. :(

Take a cue from Sanford Kelly:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwjMZ8nFgIM&t=28s


Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
https://twitter.com/Shitty_Future/status/1070072018954010624

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

VERY HIGH IQ posted:

The cop pulled the slide back which chambered one, took the magazine out, and then pulled the trigger.

How do you even gently caress that up, you'd think they'd drill the correct way to do that so hard they'd be able to do it in their sleep, also why the poo poo did he pull the trigger?


Like you'd think that something that'd help their own safety would be something they'd actually bother learning. Also might just be because I'm not a yank, but why was there an unholstered, hot pistol loving anywhere outside the range area, and why was it aimed in the general direction of someone.

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Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

gbut posted:

You don't understand our culture.

At this rate there won't be anyone to inherit your culture.


Probably for the best

ArcMage posted:

Law enforcement gets very little range time, and their weapons are typically maintained by an armorer, rather than the officer.

I didn't even mean for cleaning and maintaining, I meant for making sure a gun taken from a suspect is no longer hot. I'm half asleep at 6 am in the morning and even I'm 99% sure it's drop the mag, rack it to expel the chambered bullet, then hit the slide release. At no point should your finger be on the trigger. Basic loving safety check that I got drilled into me before I even got anywhere near firing a gun.

Elpato posted:

So, you sometimes end up with a dude racking the slide before ejecting the mag and just getting another round in the chamber when they do the trigger pull, giving some of their paycheck back to Uncle Sam via getting their pay docked for being an idiot.

poo poo, pretty sure that'd get you more than a pay docking over here.

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Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

Just because something is drilled into your brain, doesn't mean it'll stick if you're dumb.

In a live fire section attack(real bullets and a lot of running and shooting), my fire team partner had the muzzle of her rifle about 2 inches from my face and fired because a target popped up. You have a certain cone of fire you're supposed to keep and its drilled into your brain hard.

It's pretty disconcerting when you see a muzzle too close to your eye to focus on it then hearing the sound of it being fired then the crack of the bullet.

Hope yer tinnitus is treating you well. And yeah under fire, poo poo happens, but wouldn't really call what captain cockwomble was in, a high stress situation :v:

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
Someone once told me that US cops were the ones too dumb to be able to open the crayon box, and that makes more and more sense every time I hear about them.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

I'll have you know that slaaneshi worshippers are master debaters.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
Doesn't matter how well a suit is tailored when it's fitted extremely badly or not at all, genuinely can't tell which of the two it is. Almost feels like it's someone elses suit.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

BOOTY-ADE posted:

MULTIPASSAPITLUM

Which branch of the 40k imperium of man is that.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
Now I'm just imagining some bored engineer from boston dynamics or something making a robot arm backpack just to hold his beer.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

Pretty much that but also allowing you to drink directly from it without using your own hands.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

Milo and POTUS posted:

I want the turnip guy

Control thy thirst.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
Same, fish, same.

ACAB


Edit: God drat it bob.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

Those are not seats, it's people that missed their flights.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
From the self admitted pedophile Vic Mignon's court case where he literally admitted everything under oath because he's an idiot:



https://twitter.com/greg_doucette/status/1148684833385865227

Prosecution has it on lock so hard that they started dunking on his lawyer instead in the footnotes.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
Yeah I don't think it's a criminal case, yet, after this it sure as gently caress will be though lmao.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

hawowanlawow posted:

cottonmouths are KOS as far as I'm concerned

gently caress em they're not endangered

They're good rope puppies.

You're not endangered. :colbert:

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

MarcusSA posted:

Bitcoin is like the contra cheat code.

Who lets you buy heroin with the contra code.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

Gripweed posted:

it should be illegal for cops to post pictures of people who have been arrested but not convicted of a crime.

But how else are you gonna ruin peoples lives by arresting them on wrong/false charges?

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

Fister Roboto posted:

laaaaa la la la la la la la

futanari damashiiiiii~

Looks like a loving naval mine.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

??? the gently caress kind of houses have you been visiting?

English ones, obviously.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

DicktheCat posted:

I know everyone wants to gently caress this thing, but the eyes put me in mind of how Junji Ito draws some of his stuff, so maybe, uh, don't.

Coward.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

Paladinus posted:

I personally prefer vag fillet.

Please, we all know that vagyu beef is the best.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

The "Again" just makes it perfect.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

My Spirit Otter posted:

Is that the tick?

No, it's just another parasite.

Nalesh has a new favorite as of 01:52 on Oct 12, 2019

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
Wiki arguments are the best, the most famous one has to be the lion vs tiger fanboys one.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
In a nutshell, someone made a throwaway line on the tiger wiki page that they were the strongest cat, and that pissed off the lion page editors, causing an argument back and forth between the two pages on which is the stronger cat, I think it ended because the wiki admins got tired of it and removed the line from both pages.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

Stoatbringer posted:

If you slap it fast enough it'll cook as you mash it.




This is still my favourite application of the pinnacle of human knowledge.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

There have been legit international incidents caused by mexico v toei due to poo poo like this, like, to the point where the ambassadors of japan and mexico had to get involved.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
Found this from a quick google, seems like they hit most of the major parts of it.

https://torrentfreak.com/japanese-govt-intervention-fails-to-stop-mass-dragon-ball-super-piracy-180319/

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

https://twitter.com/kittynouveau/status/1211347829077229574
https://twitter.com/realMPJohnson/status/1211454267762073602

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Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

Data Graham posted:

Because this is how they sell it



Except usually without even the explanatory text, so welp

This is so loving american it hurts.

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