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Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

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Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

its funny because the lead singer had trauma from sexual abuse and killed himself

thats what makes the image funny

Actually its funny because some person/company created fairly good looking/quality chibi anime figurines of a washed up irrelevant American band; an item no one conceivably wanted or asked for.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Jesus cant we all just laugh at Japan making weird poo poo...its just as funny now as it would have been two months ago.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
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Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
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Lovecraft hated hillbillies more than anything

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
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Cloacas are pretty common in the animal world

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
I didnt know welbutrin let you cum, after many years on lexapro I know what I'm talking to my doctor about next. Thankyou funny pictures thread, have a picture of my baby rat in a cone and boot for your trouble

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Pick posted:

Someone said kidney stones? yowza!

https://i.imgur.com/TtkXaCr.jpg

^ note, that kidney's not in a body now

I wonder if you could polish these up and drill em like a string of human pearls

Bismuth has a new favorite as of 11:44 on Jun 29, 2020

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Antigravitas posted:

Fun Fact: Donald Duck is much, much more popular in European countries than Mickey Mouse is. Don Rosa has most of his fanbase in Europe as well.

Who the gently caress likes mickey mouse outside of kingdom hearts?

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Inceltown posted:

I will not tell you what this is but be warned that it is most certainly going to count as :nws: and going to get some questions asked of you by a partner if they see it. Questions you will not easily be able to answer.

https://i.imgur.com/lloAqwp.mp4

Did the actor uh, really do that?

The actor, not lowtax, I know he did

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
I was in elementary school when Tom Green was relevant so I guess I missed the golden days of...men jacking horses off being in theaters?

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
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Veterans day is now sanitation workers day

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
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Yeah just get an LED one, all the pretty lamp with none of the problems

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Desert Bus posted:

Aren't there Nephilim too?

They were the result of angels getting it on with humans and got sloshed in the flood

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

That one X-Files episode has a different ending for them.

Was it a happy ending?

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

BrianBoitano posted:

If I had to guess, I'd say the point is to eliminate the small risk of pregnancy, which would be insanely bad for the baby & mother.

Can't they just do reversible c-sections?

ɔ-sections arent possible at 0 g

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Tumble posted:

rats are so cool, i just wish they lived longer :(

Big same

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Johnny Aztec posted:

Rats: No concept of personal space. *jots that down*

Its really true



but how can you not love them



They're god's perfect angels

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Cartoon Man posted:



What the hell kinda planet is Minnesota from?

This needs to be dealt with

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
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Cats get a lot of praise for being "funny" animals but i think rats are a close contender for just looking like absolute goobers in every single photo

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
A curse upon your house

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Solice Kirsk posted:

Learning to responsibly use/maintain a firearm is an important life skill. Same with basic maintenance of a car, how to properly use a knife, how to build a fire, and how to cook. If you don't know how to do, at the very least, three of those things you probably should.

Ok grandpa

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
I can open a pdf by myself so I've already got a leg up on most of the "survival skills" people

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

OwlFancier posted:

I'm curious what "using a knife" means if not cooking?

Are you supposed to learn to stab people?

Its for whittling your corn cob pipe

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
I want to see that mermaid all straightened out or bent forward with that rear end slapped on like a fanny pack

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Jabberlock posted:







Have some avs

The last one, but reversed so its laserng the post would be amazing

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
holy poo poo

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Catpain Slack posted:

NO! How could you? I had forgotten about that wretched thing :(

Sounds like you had a lapse in memory

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Been seeing more rats on the forums lately, keep it up

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

PainterofCrap posted:

Isn't there a company out there that makes dildoes of animals? Swear I saw one of a dolphin or orca somewhere.

Unfortunately, that leads to, "how did they get the mold"

Do you think all the human shaped dildoes are molded off real boners?

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Memento posted:

Well, lots of them are

Have you ever been to a rubber dick store? Because none of them are, they are all beautiful works of art sculpted Ghost-style, often at truly inhuman sizes

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

A guy I know used to work in an adult store and he was super into it, and his favourite part of the job was welcoming people who'd never set foot in an adult store before and guiding them through the process of getting their gently caress on, like some kind of rubber dick sommelier.
Apparently there was one particular model of dildo that was almost exactly the same size and shape as his own dick and whenever anyone chose that particular model it made him particularly happy. :dong::thumbsup:

They were just buying that model to throw over the power lines in portland

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
who loving takes more than 5mins to poop, see a doctor

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Love to sit in a chamber of my own poo poo fumes instead of doomscrolling on the couch

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Man shaped tumor posted:

So then the best metal of them all is bismuth.

always has been

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
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This fuckin guy



https://ak.picdn.net/shutterstock/v...low-motion.webm

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
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Lol Peppas dad is a goon

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Never lit

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Gotta keep it at six words. :colbert:

I think the "never x" part is more iconic than the number of words, but "sex candle, never lit" also works?

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Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Jesus christ superstar is great, if you dont know what its about just watch it. Judas is hot if that helps motivate you.

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