Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Charleston Chews are dope af, especially when frozen, but I never really got why Futurama used them like a punchline from time to time. Just random wackiness I guess.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





me reading this thread

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Beachcomber posted:

Just FYI, you need to be killed with fire

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




shuttttt uppppppp

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




G H O S T D I C K

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




zoux posted:



Smuck my dick.

I refuse to believe that this is real, even after visiting their site. I reject any framing of reality that can include S M A L T

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





It's like it's wearing a mask of itself

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Solice Kirsk posted:

Are you not allowed to spearfish for grouper?

Dunno about that but this guy's a turd for using scuba tanks, freedive or gtfo

vv e: double turd vv

Chard has a new favorite as of 05:28 on May 14, 2017

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Please don't quote or engage with PCOS Bill, nothing of value will ever be gained.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Memento posted:

Take it easy mate, you start to think you're a state, you definitely are a state.

God drat I havent thought about The Streets in like 12 years :golfclap:

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




TheMaskedUgly posted:

That no-flap dive at the end from lefty was pretty bad rear end

birds are extremely powerful foes

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





Not pictured: they are actually sewn together in that pose, you can only wear them standing like the model.

e: I guess you could sit down too

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Not to kinkshame anyone but fuckin lol if you think that's the reason why

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

Who goes to Pronhub and searches for "porn" anyway? You've already found it.

It's akin to accessing the ebay platinum reserve, you just have to sift the layers

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





Priming is a hell of a drug

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




He's a live action cartoon character that stooges for Fox, if that counts as real. Being that stereotype is his whole gimmick.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





this owns

Chard
Aug 24, 2010






I love reverse image search

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Telltolin posted:

I fixed it for you


I'm sure that was an attempt at a burn, somehow, but that's literally what it looks like in RIS - it fills in the suggested term. So... :shrug:

Anyway,


e: still not sure what movie that's from

Chard has a new favorite as of 06:39 on Jun 27, 2017

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




James Woods posted:

Yeah that's a brakeless fixie, you can tell not only by the lack of brake levers but also because the crankset continues to rotate as he coasts. He only has one gear ratio through the whole race which should put him at a serious disadvantage making him even more badass. This does however mean that his rotating assembly has a lot less frictional resistance due to the lack of a derailer setup if you're crazy enough to take your feet off the pedals. I ride the same kind of setup around the hills of San Francisco and it takes a hell of a lot of strength and training to do that style of riding for leisure much less in a competitive setting. If I ever accidentally get my feet out of the straps on a downhill and am going too fast to do the shoe on the tire trick like he did I usually just aim for a bush or soft looking pedestrian.

Maybe you should buy brakes for your bike.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




James Woods posted:

It's actually never really a problem since I can slow myself down any hill I can confidently ride down and lock my rear wheel or even power slide to a stop in an emergency. Some bikes of this type don't even have the ability to mount brake hardware to the frame and fork. It's just a different style of riding and part of the fun is the challenge. The only time I actually had to put myself into a bush was when I was riding in a Critical Mass going down the windy part of Lombard and had a strap break so I took a dive to avoid hitting anyone else.


Here have a look at Hipster Bike 9000 in all it's glory.



Yeah that's cool I bike commute and you're the kind of people that make drivers swerve at me. Get some loving brakes.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Chard
Aug 24, 2010




I lust for american death. am I:

a) uspol3.0 poster (southeast)
b) donald trump (southwest)
c) secret enlightened answer: extinction of all useful energy and heat death of universe

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




I've never gotten a joke in my entire life.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




The oatmeal is loving garbage tho

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Fister Roboto posted:

I'm a big fan of the meat canoe.
_____/

:same:

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




spoiler tags break links back into images

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Toilet Shoes posted:

March your butt right back into the library and maybe you'll learn something.

Of course I made this joke, on this website. Where else can you get away with this poo poo, besides Reddit?

I was gonna just post :gas: but then I felt real bad about it so now I'm doing this halfassed thing instead.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




The real chaos defrost was in our hearts all along

Chard
Aug 24, 2010






fuckin lol :ocelot:

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




*furiously updating filthy_drug_takers.xlsx*

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




stop playing terrible games

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Base Camp Blanket posted:

I lived in an apartment complex that had a big central area with a pond, a pool, and some grass. There was a goose that was always hanging around there, and it was the biggest rear end in a top hat in the whole world. It would constantly charge at people anywhere within the vicinity of that very large central area. I don't believe it was protecting a nest either, as I lived there about a year, and never saw any other geese.

Geese loving suck. They are huge pricks.

you have to eat the goose

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




One day soon we will be able to grow organisms to spec, complete with non-biological components.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




TontoCorazon posted:

Wasn't this made here a long time ago? I could have sworn it was from a Photoshop thread.

Almost certainly yes

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Dungeon Meshi owns

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





Would.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




DiggityDoink posted:

Only if you had a magic slinky that could pull a 180



relax my dude, we have got this

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Why in the hell would you go to the trouble of making a cake and then render it completely inedible?

I take it you've never seen even one episode of those horrible cake shows.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Lol if you've never had a cali burrito

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply