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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



slinkimalinki posted:

She's not that bad looking

she looks a little dead

:h:

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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
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Dillbag posted:

the correct date format is YYTTMMDD

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I wanna see that last one once it's a little older and stained with nicotine. And everything else.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Tuxedo Ted posted:

Yeah, same, but I'm also curious about that Miata.

That part sounds like Debbie too

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
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Motions of the sense



Memento posted:



Hell, same.

Tuxedo Ted posted:

Yeah, same, but I'm also curious about that Miata.

The rest of it is pretty good too:

quote:

“Summer’s the time for taking off my shirt, crankin’ some tunes, and putting down the roof of my Mazda Miata!”—Phil Jensen, Southeast Portland

You thoughtless loving fuckface. It’s bad enough you’re destroying a perfectly good car interior with your sweat-slathered, eczema-riddled skin, but there’s not a single person in Portland who wants to see your dangling man teats, your floppy biceps, and your misshapen belly covered with scattered patches of hair that wouldn’t look out of place in a burn ward. The mere thought of you driving on any public road makes my vomit vomit. So on behalf of a disgusted planet, PUT ON A SHIRT, you half-nude fuckwit! Oh, and if you don’t stop blasting Imagine Dragons, I will personally push your stupid loving Miata off the Fremont Bridge.—Frank Cassano

https://www.portlandmercury.com/new-column/2018/05/23/20043995/frank-cassanos-imbecile-parade

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



JoelJoel posted:

A friend of mine works at the weather network. They have to close caption everything. Depending if it's live or not they'll have a either a speech to text program do what it can or have a person read everything back real time. Even in the latter you get mistakes.

I was once drinking in a bar that had Nell with Jodie Foster on tv with closed captions. She plays someone raised by wolves or something and her crazy talk was obviously a challenge for the person typing it in. When she’d talk it would pause, then the captioner starts facerolling the keyboard like HNGNGGNLLGGHHHH

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




What the hell is that from it looks kinda funny

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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I had a mangosteen that was good but pretty bland. Not the miracle fruit I was hoping for.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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INEEDYOUSOBADITHURTS.ORG

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Lobok posted:

There used to be a café near my work and on the menu they had the correct panino/panini usage. Never heard anyone say panino.

Maybe because panini is actually correct in English

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/panini

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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RFC2324 posted:

mom would have poo poo a brick if I had just left my boots on the sofa like that

What sofa?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Trump speaks Swiss??

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Solice Kirsk posted:

I thought Switzerland was where they kept Germans in case Germany ever runs out.

It’s where they keep their stolen gold

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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My first time in Germany using the poo poo shelf was not a fun experience. First I’m a little dismayed by my poo poo pile at the top of the toilet like that, but then when I flushed it made a tremendous skid mark all the way across and down! I’m talking a normal Bristol #4 here.

The trick is to make a little toilet paper raft, then it’s fun to watch the thing sail tidily away.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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drat I wish they were closer I’d get that kids party booty shaking mascot to show up everywhere I went.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Admiral Bosch posted:

Yuengling is anti-labor

Didn’t know that, thanks ✊🏻

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Guy Goodbody posted:

that picture got some laughs in the funny pictures thread discord so I thought it was ready for prime time, but I guess it doesn't have the wide appeal a thread-worthy funny picture needs. I'll do better next time

This thread has a discord? (Invite me)

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
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Those ribs are the remains of the last kid in the fire

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

The best part about this one is that the 'models' are all MAD magazine staffers. The guy with the big white beard is Bill Gaines, the publisher.

The guy on the left looks a lot like Al Goldstein but that seems impossible.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I actually wasn't sure who the other two guys were so I did some googling and it's definitely Al Goldstein. The other guy is Lyle Stuart who was the business manager for EC Comics but is probably better known for founding Barricade Books which printed titles such as The Anarchist's Cookbook and The Turner Diaries.

:lol: that’s awesome, nice googling

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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hawowanlawow posted:

all these GG dick suckers obviously don't read the phuo thread lol

The what now?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

I have a radio dj friend who says djs who talk like that are called “pukers”

You mean vocal fry? Puking and vomiting seem like some extreme comparisons but I listen to metal so I might be biased.

And those Big Blastoff recordings are cool!

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
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Just a goon like one of us

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Jerry Cotton posted:

Bars in the US can't flourish with dozens of really bad-tasting local beers with quirky names and silly labels and no sports at all? What kind of capitalism is it :confused:

Nah there’s plenty of those, they’re great.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
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Leon Sumbitches posted:

Saw the urban version of woods porn the other day, I'm calling it platform porn.


:nws:

:nws:


poo poo I’m not far from there now, brb :corrupt:

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
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Stairs posted:

Bit late but that pic of Paul Ryan as a woman looks like me and now I'm sad.

Please tell me you’re not even a woman

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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M’SPAINT :tipshat:

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Just throw a thumb on that thing already

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Dixville posted:

That cat's not obese, he's Rubenesque. :colbert:

Somewhat of an absolute unit

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Deer/hunter

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Pastry of the Year posted:

I have discovered the hilariously traumatic concept art of Fleance Forkuo




Someone make the other three loss panels with the red shirt guy

These rule

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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IncredibleIgloo posted:

Somehow that never happens to me

gently caress harder, you’ll get there

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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His legs look so tiny :3:

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Snowy has a new favorite as of 13:12 on Oct 28, 2018

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Motions of the sense



Mierenneuker posted:

Sorry, I didn't see what is written on that shirt, I was too distracted by the wooden penis covered by that piece of paper.

The toy camera? Usually I’m good at spotting penises but I don’t see it.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Besesoth posted:

mm, Thoth

I love it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ7FJmzpwv4

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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I keep hoping they’ll just repost stuff from wizardmaster.com

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Motions of the sense



Tamales are more like dumplings

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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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I WANT TO BELIEVE

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