Lady Disdain posted:

1. Why is this a thing ?
2. Why did I not know this is a thing until now ?
(3. Is there more ? What do I google ?)

quote:

Wild bee: just getting snack
Me: no prob bee

Mason bee: just make house
Me: build a way b

Honey bee:jus sampling the lavenders
Me: you know I got an assortment

Bumble bee: hey *bonk* I jus *bonk* I h
Me: *holds flower still*

Wasp: I'LL SEE U IN HELL
Me: U TELL THEM WHO SENT U

syense posted:

I think they do that so they can get your IMEI number and associate it with you advertising profile and use that info cross reference the data with other apps

Rigged Death Trap posted:

I dont think many instances of absurd gallows humor has survived from then.

Much like how the current absurdist gallows humor memes will be lost in a decade or so.

Picnic Princess posted:

That whale video makes me so mad because that would honestly be the absolute coolest and best thing to ever happen to me, they've been my favourite type of animal since I was a little kid and any time I ever see any species of cetacean I literally shake because I'm so excited and happy. I could die the next day and my life would have been fulfilled.

Blurred posted:

They said, "Some scenario like this is going to become the new "the calls are coming from inside the house" if it hasn't already"

LifeSunDeath posted:

Making fun of blind people is funky

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

As little a teat

Slippery posted:

I appreciated this reference [to Spider Man's old nemesis...a truck!]

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Can you still use images you've uploaded as attachments?

But I suppose that still means to get platinum.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Since this is the first new register in like a year I think we need to mine them for market data. Find out what SA's potential customer wants from the website.

Platystemon posted:

Thyme and Tide wait for no man.

Pick posted:

Mister Speaker posted:

Does anyone have the one where the sperm are excitedly talking about reaching the egg and one of them is like "we're in a McFlurry dude"

Hackers film 1995 posted:

that neil guy made bustin’ so i forgive him of any internet infractions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

People are putting hot sauce on their dicks and waving them around? Kids these days smh

Cartoon Man posted:

quote:

A while ago, some presumed goon wrote a thread scraper for SA. It was a chrome extension supposed to turn an entire SA thread into a single HTML file so the browser user could save it to their HD. It wasn't working so 'Mojo asked me to see if it could fix it.

I forked the code and fixed the error messages, then did it again when chrome started hating on http connections or something. It's now the single thing I have available on github, because it would be rude not to let the orginal author know that somebody still loves his dead gay code:

https://github.com/Fumblemouse/SA-Archiving-Tool

To use:

Hit the big green Clone button and download it as a zip file.

Extract the zip file somewhere on your local hard drive.

In Chrome, go Settings -> More Tools -> Extensions and flick the Developer Mode switch on the top right.

There should now be an option to Load Unpacked on the left. Ignoring the untold comedy potential for that phrase, click the option and find the folder you extracted the zip to - by default, SA-Archiving-Tool-master. Select that folder and click the Open button.

All going well you should now have a hard-to-see SA icon on the chrome extension bar. If you visit a SA thread with a thread ID, eg https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3903748 the icon should now be clickable with a single option...Archive.

Click that link, and your local PC will think for a while, depending on your local tubespeed, then display a single page with the entire thread on it. CTRL+S or Rightclick Save As and save it whereever you want. WebPage, Complete will save images also.

Because nothing in life is easy, the saved page's HTML CSS tags refers to something set up by the chrome extension, so it will look a bit crappy in another browser or if you remove the extension. This can be fixed by changing the CSS reference in the Saved As HTML file to the files in the /archive folder from the extracted zipfile - or you could copy the /archive css files into the HTML file's folder and just have the tags as direct links to files (no folder references)

Go crazy!

Flyinglemur posted:

This is a pretty good take on her relationship with Porter Wagner, summed up in 6 minutes by a drunk dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK40qogSdFI

FreudianSlippers posted:

I'm working on a video based on Luke 2:10 where an angel tells some shepherds about the birth of Christ.

http://i.imgur.com/wPQwRsG.gifv

It's still a bit rough but it's come a long way from this:

Eat The Rich posted:

Lol I got Mad Mad for this

BrianBoitano posted:

koshmar posted:

I’d be willing to go out on a limb and say that there are Christians who think Jesus literally put quill to paper and wrote the Bible, in English.

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Thats a long rear end video to at the end give a noncommital "yeah it sucked even in the context of musical trends at the time."

Rigged Death Trap posted:

It was but I hated how wishy washy he was about admitting that even though thats what he amounted to saying.

freeedr posted:

I wish I had

Zesty posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Xj3C6gp.mp4

RandolphCarter posted:

That is some wonderful timing.

Paladinus posted:

KANEDAAAAAAA
GROOOOOOBERU

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/e713n42.mp4

TopHatGenius posted:

These are great.

I can't remember where it was posted but there was a website that allowed you to view tweets now that Twitter is super aggressive at making users log in.

The Bananana posted:

Love it