Sound Mr. Brown posted:

People keep posting these things, what is it and why is it a funny internet thing?

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

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a kitten posted:

Say Nothing posted:

SomeJazzyRat posted:

Oh yeah, this is the store that sells a glove made of certain breed shark skin, complete with tiny barbs pointing inward. The point being, it's like a thousand fishhooks keeping it in place, requiring you to either cut it off or to deglove your hand to remove it.




Costs over 700 dollerydoos. Fuckin' Nords are weird.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

What about it, exactly, is pedophilic?

freeedr posted:

That wasn’t a tweet.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3378458&perpage=40&pagenumber=4#post386426737

If you have archives.

It won’t let me attach the screenshot image right now and gently caress it.

Inescapable Duck posted:

I think the idea was 'They're just big chickens, right?'

There's a reason emu farming never took off as anything but a novelty down under. And we're not lazy about our farming. We invented the combine harvester. (and the rotary clothesline. We like outdoor spinning things.)

Skippy McPants posted:

Not much. They happened to be just about the only domesticatable animal in the Americas, and that's about it.

Acid Reflux posted:

Milo and POTUS posted:

Albino puts on face paint to escape from anti-witchcraft mob. A PYF poster tackles him and begins vigorously scrubbing the paint off with a sponge, making sure to let him know that it is NEVER ok. As the mob surrounds the doomed man he turns to address them and says you're welcome.

Erebus posted:

Greta Van Susteren released an app for people to formally apologize with, I wonder how that's going

Firstborn posted:

pls explain

Whatev posted:

I wish you had said "Hint: Guy Goodbody's gimmick is posting aggressively unfunny poo poo." so I could say "I thought that was your gimmick" leaving you flustered and ruddy red

What lives we could have led

Baronjutter posted:

I'm surprised they didn't white mom it up by spelling it Tyton or something.

Powaqoatse posted:

STAR TREK DOT JPEG lmao





not sure what it means but im a fan of the bumba memes

Guy Goodbody posted:

you don't have to spoiler or NWS tag text, dude

zedprime posted:

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Gonna need an explanation and, depending on the explanation, one of those butt gun thingies

minato posted:

AARRHRGHG SHE'S STANDING AT THE WINDOW

Dienes posted:

The Vampire: the Masquerade game, I think.

Jamesman posted:

"Why should MY tax dollars go to pay for someone else's medical bills?"

Does anyone have those tweets from some conservative idiot who bitched about the idea of universal healthcare, then got in a car accident and started begging people for donations?

Snowy posted:

What was the porno shop doing with all that birdseed?

null_pointer posted:

Jesus Christ I'm a moron. Maybe I should join the Polce

Cable Guy posted:

Brewmaster posted:

Tag yourself in this boring list, and also tell us your thoughts on RP1

Ashsaber posted:

Can we Not? I would take a dozen mildly interesting pictures from Guy Goodbody rather than the dozen loving nothing posts about how a bunch of people don't like him or his sense of humor that seem to trail every one of his posts. If you want to complain about him post a picture of your own so that you are at least as interesting as the image you're panning.

Guy Goodbody posted:

Yeah, it completely falls apart if you think about it. Like the Fermi Paradox. C'mon, smart guys from the fifties. Do better.

Guy Goodbody posted:

There's no reason to come up with an explanation for why we can't see aliens, because it's just a fact that if there were aliens we probably wouldn't be able to see them. Space is loving huge. It's literally unimaginably big. The galaxy could be teeming with life and we'd have no idea.

Look at this. These are the best photographs of Uranus that exist. The furthest out planet in our own solar system could have a drat Walmart on it, and we'd have no clue. Because it's so, so, so far away. If we want a better picture, we'd have to spend millions of dollars designing and building a space vehicle to put a camera in, shoot it in to space, and wait years for the camera to get close enough to take some pictures. That's just to get photos of a planet in our own solar system.



But let's say the aliens did want to say hi, let's say that aliens sent a probe to our solar system. Even if they are sending probes, so what? The fastest man made object is the Juno probe, which is moving at 25 miles a second. Let's say the aliens send one of those probes our way. Let's be super generous and also say that the aliens live in the closest star system to us, which is 4.3 light years away. It would take more than 50 million years for that probe to reach us. Let's be super de duper generous and say that the aliens manages to launch the probe and successfully predict where it would end up fifty million years later. One micro-meteorite could puncture the probe, destroy the radio inside, we would have no way of knowing it was moving through our solar system. One random radioactive burst could fry the radio inside, ditto. One misplaced meteorite's gravity could ever so slightly skew the probes trajectory so that thirty million years later instead of heading for earth it's billions of miles away. And those are just the accidents. Imagine if human beings set out to build a machine to last fifty million years. It's impossible.

But, fine let's say somehow the alien probe did manage to make the fifty million year journey to the Sol system, still beeping out it's simple message to any intelligent life who was there to listen. But it passed through our system in 1904 and the few radio operators who heard it thought it was weird interference and didn't care.

Guy Goodbody posted:

Bitch I will never read a loving book.