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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Lets play the game of which is the original, because honestly I can't tell.

Also editing the dog as well was a nice touch.

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Loss edits are getting more and more esoteric.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



I hope there is a better story than a case of someone who couldn't figure out how to walk up an incline.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


cnut posted:

Not sure this is real because I don't see "oval office" anywhere.



It looks to be scrolling so I am sure oval office was going to make an appearance shortly.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Android Apocalypse posted:

My ex described my testes like sharkskin, which made me feel kind of good to know they were smooth & pleasant to the touch.

There's a joke about sensing blood here I just know it.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


dumb. posted:

You need to check your math because on the official Goose Aggression Scale 7 is the obliteration of all humanity.

At 10 they gain the Infinity Gauntlet.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Phlegmish posted:

OK, but can the robot do this [cries tears of existential angst]

We can make it cry, but we can't make it feel.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


CzarChasm posted:

The way I understand it, "accidentally" is how anal usually goes.

So they just slipped it in when animating it?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



So does the wine make your penis magic or is it made from magical penises?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


The MSJ posted:

I can safely say the terrifying luck dragon is not the thing I notice the most in that photo.

Oh yeah, might want to nws that image.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


ante posted:

You can only get it from them if you undercook their meat.

What about their eggs? How well do you have cook them?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Let's train it to post in a SA subforum

"The bot just rendered goatse in perfect ascii and then killed itself."

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


LifeSunDeath posted:

what is even going on anymore


And here I was expecting there to be an over 9000 joke as well.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


PoptartsNinja posted:

That's a lot of effort for a loss.jpg

And is well worth it. Loss.jpg is funny, always. :colbert:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



I don't think I have ever scissored with someone while playing chess, but I guess I have been doing it wrong if it is what the champs do.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Guy Goodbody posted:

You prefer completely motionless boobs?

No, just gyroscopically stable.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


FactsAreUseless posted:

The boobies are still
Universe jiggles instead
Snow falls from the trees

:golfclap:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Earthworm Jim hasn't aged well.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


LifeSunDeath posted:

Quiet fapping suspiciously missing, must be very encouraged.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Kwyndig posted:

They could have reballed the dog (using http://www.neuticles.com/), and judging from the lack of response from the dog, they might have.

Do they make those for humans? Asking for a friend.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


So does the toe thumb guy have tons of trouble with scanners that require a thumbprint, or would they actually accept the toe print?

I am of course assuming this was done to both hands and there is not another thumb available.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Solice Kirsk posted:

Come on. It goes:

Urinal -> Toilet -> Sink -> Garbage can -> Floor drain -> Ladies Room -> Outside -> Urinal next to another guy

What about those troughs that you see at older stadiums? Where do those fit in?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Coq au Nandos posted:

The best urinals are manufactured by Dyson and are usually placed near the entrance to the bathroom.

I thought those were the taint dryers? Man have I been using those wrong.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Facebook Aunt posted:

Imagine if they hadn't tho? Pigeon guided missiles lead to pigeon guided space rockets. First pigeon on the moon. The space pigeon shuttle. The lack of military interest in computers means cheap microprocessors are never developed, that IBM guy was right and there are only a few dozen tape to tape mainframes in use.

Fast forward to 2018 and every home has their own pigeon coop so we can play pigeon games and post on the PigeonNet.

Pornhub would be a lot stranger place in this scenario.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Samuringa posted:

The Octopus brain looks like a tiny octopus itself, so, technically, they already are a mech.



It is drat octopi all the way down. :aaa:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



I love these.

"FIGHT ME. I AM SOUND"

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Brewmaster posted:

"Available in 2, 4, 8, 16 and 34 Ounce. Also available in 55 Gallon Drum."

That's one hell of a jump in size.

But think of the savings!

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Elysiume posted:

FIND AND DATE OTHER PEOPLE WHO THINK P4SSW0RD IS AN OKAY PASSWORD

So many Hunter2 matches.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


RFC2324 posted:

i just want to be dressed for the occasion. :ohdear:

Just don't wear anything that has a US flag on it or is too flammable and you will be good.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


So that poor dude thinks that vaginas have some kind of dick growing powers? Like they are some hosed up vegetable garden, but for dicks? Or more that the in and out motion stretches out the penis over time?

So many drat questions. :psyduck:

Beachcomber posted:

Man, who isn't?

Bailey Jay

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



I tried that once, was told to never come back to that Victoria's secret.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


hhhat posted:

he didnt start the fire

But how long has he been there?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Inescapable Duck posted:

Richard Garriott literally lives in a castle last I checked and spent most of his money from his last failed MMO to go into space.

He had to sell the castle-house during his legal battle, think it is now owned by some investment firm and rented out as a party house now.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Trig Discipline posted:

where we're going we won't need eyes

:nws:

Oh god it even has teeth. :cry:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Look at the spelling in blue font.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Solice Kirsk posted:

I always found Lacroix's teachings to be a little watered-down.

The best description I have heard is Lacroix is flavor adjacent.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


china bot posted:

this dude makes close to my yearly salary in a month :suicide:

But think of the insane requests and unsolicited wank material they get sent from fans/supporters.

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


captainOrbital posted:

Don't be jealous of how professional this motherfucker is dressed.

(Not pictured: A tiny banker's collar and power tie on each leg, just below the knee)

What no bowties?

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