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Pastry of the Year posted:double-posting is gauche but Having been sent to the clinic after one of our chooks pecked my eyeball, I want one too. They really will eat anything. You'd just have to cut the bodies into smaller chunks. And give away the eggs for a while...
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Solice Kirsk posted:No, that's a kitten. It's a form of baby cat. Nice try. Obviously some kind of pastry.
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BOOTY-ADE posted:News flash: people have always been awful & will gladly dump pets at shelters when they stop being "cute" & they realize pets are a responsibility they have to care for Happens every time some movie or show has a particular breed being cute. 101 Dalmations (toon and live action) led to a lot of them dumped when the owners found lots of them were deaf.
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Aug 29, 2018 00:58
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Actually, that was pretty good.
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Aug 31, 2018 13:14
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Don't worry, be texting.
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Facebook Aunt posted:I prefer to think they typo'd "hole". Carpet your hole. Filthy hobbitses don't put carpets in their holes!
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Data Graham posted:DOCTOR TRAN I'll see your Dr. Tran and raise you the whole Mr. Wong series!
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burial posted:I know, I know. I just don’t like it because the web shooters/web fluid were always like “check it out, Spider-man is smart!” and it doesn’t make any sense biologically for webs to come out of wrists or wherever they’re coming out of these days. Venture Brothers got that right. The guys spinnerets were right above his crack.
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Sep 25, 2018 03:32
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But enough about Dear Leader.
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Sep 25, 2018 15:13
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Uhhh... but they do have McDonald's in India...
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Sep 26, 2018 03:25
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Kwyndig posted:They don't serve hamburgers there though, it's all potato and fish. And chicken, eggs and paneer. A lot of it looks pretty decent.
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Mezzanine posted:Wow, he aged much worse than Kareem or Robert Hays It's all the plastic surgery.
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Oct 3, 2018 15:19
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That doctor in the background: "Jesus, you dipshits, it's just a loving nosebleed. I'm out, I've got real patients to attend to."
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Oct 5, 2018 17:18
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Is the concept "lovely things happen", "I'm tripping balls" or both?
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Oct 5, 2018 17:27
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ultrafilter posted:https://twitter.com/fleanceforkuo/status/911487364895305728 Ok, definitely tripping balls then.
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Oct 6, 2018 03:27
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Ooo.. Poor guy has stones?
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Oct 10, 2018 23:31
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Well maybe she would have stayed if he kept his cock out of his palm.
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Oct 13, 2018 13:15
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Funny. I tell my wife the same thing when she says she'll miss me if I die first.
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spog posted:Agreed. I've got four full grown pecan trees. It happens. And no moms in sight.
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Oct 14, 2018 03:35
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Slid nipples, the scourge of aging bodybuilders.
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Hogge Wild posted:when did the dead turn into harp playing winged haloed people in robes Well for Jerry it was 1995.
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Nov 7, 2018 15:55
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It sure makes me feel better.
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Nov 8, 2018 22:58
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Samuringa posted:You forgot the pickles again. That's the surprise.
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Nov 19, 2018 02:31
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When I lived in Germany, the US TV station was run by the armed forces. One commercial I remember is one where kids in a cafe are saying things like "Dad's going to Sicily this week" while a shifty character takes notes. Operational security: its everyone's job.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Oh, a Turfucken. 
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Nov 23, 2018 19:04
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Are we sure it's not just hovering? Or looming ominously?
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Nov 27, 2018 17:35
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Or maybe Cool Ranch Doritos.
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Dec 3, 2018 19:08
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RickVoid posted:Also, not cherry. 2/10. Well, not yet, anyway.
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:You should buy a stack of small, clearly not right wing stickers to keep in your car for such occasions. A little rainbow flag under all that, they won't notice for days. I've thought of a sticker I'd like to see made: a klansman leaning out from behind something and giving a thumbs up. For those "heritage not hate" and stars and bars flag stickers. Slap it on so it looks like he's leaning out from to offending sticker. But, 
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That's a muppet. E, f, b.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Beautiful and alien and in your backyard NIMBY
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Dec 14, 2018 15:58
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Actually, if you read closely, you'll see that she didn't do surgery on the grapes. But the assisting nurse was a MAN - with a HOOK!
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Who What Now posted:I always make sweet, sensual love. Sample size = 1 Checks out?
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Sponge Baathist posted:do those people have to wear safety restraints or can they just get a new lease on life collecting dust in the hospital as a paralegal from falling out of the coaster? A job's a job, dude.
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That angry scotsman boot tae kick some arse
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That's just Pizza Rat all dressed up.
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Dagen H posted:This isn't funny at all Really. It so should have been Victorian Royale.
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So it was really a Flavor Blasted Extreme Cheddar goldfish?
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But you can't tell him much.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:I grew up on Flip Wilson. Fellow elder goon!  
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