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BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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ultrabindu posted:

A couple of the McD's I went to had an 'express lane' with one person with an iPad taking peoples orders and another person on a till that you pay and then another person brings up your order after about another minute or so, how common is this?

The one near me does this for the lunch rush, especially with the drive-thru line that can sometimes get long enough to spill out of the parking lot and block a lane of the road (because gently caress you, other cars, I need a lovely burger!). The idea is to only stop the line for a second at each window to pay or grab food, and it seems to work...often the ipad person is walking with cars as they continually move.

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BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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I was horrified the first time I saw a chip butty, but holy poo poo.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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If you go to Bing right now, you'll see they chose a beautiful beach as their background image.....



No one who makes these decisions at Bing noticed the big dick drawn in the sand.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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I see that all the time with newer magic players: 100% focused on not losing, you can't see how to win.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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https://twitter.com/cabel/status/943561028784160768

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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Solice Kirsk posted:

The problem with the Patriots is that every call goes their way, their quarterback is some sort of handsome football demigod, their coach can turn any rag tag group of players into champions, and their fans all talk like idiots.

Funny how confirmation bias works. If I didn't have a life I'd edit together a compilation of all of the non-calls and bogus flags that went the other way; no one remembers guys climbing Gronk like a tree (to be fair, the only way to stop him) and the refs twiddling their thumbs. The refs have just been awful in general this year and have hosed every single team over multiple times.....but also helped every team by loving their opponent. Pats fans only remember the calls that hosed the team over, non-Pats-fans only remember the ones that hurt the other team, plus some legit calls on both sides that they refuse to see reason about simply because they don't like the result, and everyone hates everyone else. It's easier to say there's a conspiracy in the whole NFL to prop up the Patriots than to be rational.


I just love how worked up people get over it, poo poo that is not socially acceptable at all but football gives them a pass....guys trying to start poo poo with me in a Publix because I'm wearing a Patriots hoodie the one day of the year it's cold in FL. gently caress me for growing up 20 miles from Foxboro I guess?:shrug:

Football fans in general just suck, and I appear to be in the minority that can just watch my own team each season and not yell at people in supermarkets because they like a team that beat the team I like :smith:

Actual content in this thread that's supposed to be full of funny pictures:

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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This reminded me of a....thing I encountered last time I went to Publix.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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I was pointlessly flown to Nashville for the week for work (I usually work remotely), and this image triggers me right now.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

Free vacation, man! Nashville wouldn't be my first choice, but, free vacation, man!

Doesn't count as a vacation if I have to get up at 7am every day. At home working remote I can just roll out of bed at 11, so this is some serious bullshit. It's not even like there's an event I need to be here for, like a big product release or something. They just want all remote employees to pop in every few months because reasons.

My old excuse of "they don't pay me enough to care" doesn't apply anymore, though; this is actually a pretty sweet gig, so I put up with it. I just don't get why they WANT to pay several grand to have me be less productive for a week, since I'm uncomfortable (have to wear actual pants, crappy office chair, etc.) and forced to use this lovely mac because they won't let me connect my other laptop to the wifi (not that I have my multi-monitor setup or any other resources I have at home anyway). Overall I'd estimate I get maybe 1 day's productivity out of the week.

That said, Wicked opened in the theater across the street from my hotel last night, and it's super easy to find a last minute ticket for just one person, so that was a nice distraction. I loving loathe country music, so otherwise this city is pretty awful for me.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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Randaconda posted:

Woods porn

'Forest porn' sounds classier, and I only learned recently that this was a widespread phenomenon.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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Wapole Languray posted:

Coffee milk is superior to all other milks.

Right on, fellow New Englander :smuggo::respek::smuggo:

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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The Publix around the corner from me here in FL carries Gaspar's linguica. The day that randomly appeared on the shelf I almost wept in the store.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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The Bloop posted:

I didn't think to add linguica or chourico (pronounced shurEESE for reasons) to my list, or I guess cabinets.

That pronunciation is such a minuscule regional thing, I've yet to encounter anyone not living there who knows it.

gently caress I'm hungry. Sadly they don't carry linguica dogs, would love to grill up a few and chuck them in a toasted bun with a bit of mustard right now.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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The Bloop posted:

Ow, right in the quahog

gently caress now I need to make my mom mail me a cooler full of spicy stuffed quahogs.

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Not quite, but sorta? This is the "coffee" component:



You use it in milk the same way you'd use Hershey's Syrup or whatever. My wife is from Rhode Island, and when we visit all her relatives, there isn't a refrigerator in any of their houses that doesn't have a bottle of this in it. It's not bad, but it's not something I'd break my back to find. Weirdly though, I love Narragansett beer which is essentially the local PBR. It's a great beach beer.

For anyone curious but not in New England, they sell it on Amazon now :science:

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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Kheldarn posted:

The only horoscopes I need are Sorrowscopes.

Weird Al did it better :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26IOww0gO1w

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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My dissertation was going to be building a network that automated calculating 3D trajectories of bolide events observed with these exact cameras, so this amuses me way more than it should.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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zoux posted:

Quoting late but I just found out that



You can't leave out the best part:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07GWi3FQAfo

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I just want a Dash Rendar movie.

Biplane posted:

still waiting for a Jizz Wailer biopic

Zuckuss or gtfo :colbert:

It's perfect, you can get like 5 more spinoffs from one crappy book, then a disappointing Avengers-style crossover at the end.



In all seriousness, though, there are a few great things from the old EU they nuked that they should save :smith:, including Chewbacca sacrificing himself to save Han's son and having a moon dropped on his head while he roared at it in defiance.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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RFC2324 posted:

isn't that the one where Luke actually bangs Leia?

Yup. It was written before the original film became successful (they were going to release it as a low-budget sequel if it tanked), so before it was established that they were siblings.

Zopotantor posted:

Does anybody even remember that? :corsair:

I have a copy on a shelf in the other room :negative:

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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Swat Kats was one of the greatest cartoons of my childhood :allears:. Probably one of the last 80s style premises where you can just hear the middle-aged network executive say, "What if these two guys were fighter pilots who built their own kick-rear end jet in a garbage dump.....but they're also in a world where EVERYONE IS A CAT!"

:catdrugs:, the TV show.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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Parrotine posted:

What happend to that reboot they talked about doing back in 2015? Did it die in development hell?

The kickstarter made triple its goal back then. The last update was last summer, there's been zero posted since.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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Aleph Null posted:

If college debt, even the deaths of trillions will not absolve you of your financial responsibility.

In the end, half of my earning potential will still exist. Perfectly balanced.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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Say Nothing posted:

Sounds hot.



This just made my night, that might be my favorite Patton Oswalt bit.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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My cats fight over this coveted spot if more than one follows me into the bathroom.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Not really. But half the fun of Apples to Apples was making it dirty somehow. Cards Against Humanity is fun when you're too drunk to be creative.

It's the most fun when the cards take on a whole new meaning. The best one that comes to mind was something like, "My visit to the White House was going great until the secret service noticed _______ in my bag."

"Michelle Obama's Arms" rightfully won.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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chitoryu12 posted:



He also wasn’t wearing a shirt under the suit jacket.

Wtf those aren't even the right size for his feet by at least 2 sizes....

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

Wow, I didn't know any of this. That sucks, I kinda liked him.

Probably because it's based entirely on the raging of people on twitter, and everyone loves piling on even if they never actually see any of this poo poo the person in question supposedly did.

Entirely related:

Gay Horney posted:

Imagine breathlessly rushing to block some one on Twitter because you read a post on a forum

I read what he wrote about the whole incident, and ignoring anything about who did what to who when (I don't have the energy to defend a guy I don't even know to other people I don't know)....dude's spot on about how utterly toxic these sites are now. How many people in just this thread are nodding along to "gently caress Wil Wheaton" who didn't even know about any of this poo poo.

I've been banned from so many sphynx cat groups on facebook for "being mean" by doing things like responding to "Omg something is wrong with my cat what should I do" with "stop asking for medical advice on facebook and take her to the vet". I'm pretty sure it's impossible to interact with anyone on social media at this point and not kick off a lynch mob that wants to drive you off of it, no matter how minor (or imaginary) your crimes. It's a lot easier to believe the horrible poo poo you read about someone and write them off as a terrible person than it is to give them the benefit of the doubt.

All that said, burn it all to the ground and start over. Or don't, I'm totally fine with twitter just not existing anymore.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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zoux posted:

His crimes as I read them are:

accidentally promoted a terf-block list that he then apologized for
Reported someone for being BOFA pranked (which is lame) and that someone happened to be trans, so he's a transphobe

Pretty much. I love how this "article" (someone's rant) even describes exactly what happened, which is incredibly clear was due to the idiotic "prank" and not because the user was trans in any way.....and then acknowledges the obvious problem here with, "Why does this user being trans matter?" Because he made a mistake ages ago, which he apologized for and rectified as far as he was able to, if he does ANYTHING and the other party happens to be trans he's a monster?

You read anything else he writes, and it's incredibly clear he's on the right side of poo poo. But that requires effort and thought.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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biracial bear for uncut posted:

Most of the complaints boil down to the whole "Silence is complicity" thing. If you aren't regularly saying "gently caress those awful people that do those awful things" as a person with (even as small as Wheaton's) sphere of influence, you're probably supporting them.

Which gets down to the heart of the biggest problem with social media in general as a court of public opinion: The only emotion allowed is outrage. You're either yelling about the correct things, or you're the enemy.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

What the gently caress is going on in this thread.

I honestly thought this was IOSM because I don't pay enough attention to things....so yeah, I'm going to slip out of this derail now.

Have a funny cat gif.

https://i.imgur.com/uIBsSLt.mp4

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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Trig Discipline posted:

I have a friend who has been expelled from several of the chillest Facebook cat groups because he won't shut the gently caress up about vegan stuff. I think it's hilarious but I suspect that he does not agree.

Mine's the exact opposite. I was apparently "being mean" for being the only one posting any actual science when it came to poo poo like raw diets and "omg you guys coconut oil cures everything". I'm a paid shill for both big pharma AND big pet food, it seems.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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What assholes for protecting those chips from being reduced to dust in shipping :rolleyes:

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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Johnny Aztec posted:

Ernest Hemingway, Sex stimulants, and queer nudes.

This is the magazine for me!

Your avatar made me hear this in Jonathan Frakes' voice and that only improved it.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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Just lol at the idea that most people get past algebra, let alone touch multivariable calculus. I taught HS math in Florida, specifically Algebra 2; I assumed I would be teaching freshmen, based on when I remember taking classes in my day, but 99% of my students were seniors, most of whom failed the course multiple times (and the administration pulled strings to graduate them anyway so the school didn't look bad).

A more appropriate graph for the top end of that curve:

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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Captain Splendid posted:

This is absolutely true.

The biggest number you use at university is maybe 4.

Literally every time a group of PhD candidates here does an escape room together:

"Ok, so we solved that complex cipher in our heads, why isn't this working...."
25 minutes later....
"loving HELL THERE ARE SIX BIRDS ON THAT POSTER, NOT FIVE."

Breeze through the hardest poo poo, utterly fail at counting or basic arithmetic.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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Aleph Null posted:

I had Algebra, Geometry, Trig, and Basic Calc in high school; I tested out of Calc 1, did pretty good in Calc 2 and Differential Equations (my favorite) in college before flunking out of Topology because I was the only undergrad in the class.

Now, I figure out tips and round them up to a whole dollar value in my head.



Edit: math was like loving magic to me. I loved that poo poo. Then: Topology. That killed me. Literally. I am dead and a ghost.

Oh gently caress I'm having a PTSD flashback to "Boundary Value Problems" in undergrad....loving 12 pages to solve a single problem because your single differential equation gets broken into separate equations of a single variable and each of those has a whole class of possible solutions based on assumptions about the sign of a constant and :psyboom:

Speaking of topology, currently teaching myself tensors properly for the first time, we always just hand-wave those away in a lot of physics courses. I was trying to finally tackle some general relativity and it turns out properly understanding tensors is no longer optional. It sounds a lot scarier than it is, though, I have no idea why they couldn't include this in the graduate classical mechanics course....would have made electrodynamics and quantum mechanics a hell of a lot simpler.

Really the worst poo poo was discrete math, which was extremely common in statistical mechanics. drat you Grand Canonical Ensembles :argh:

Alright I'm done nerding out over math. Here's a related funny picture, though.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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Beachcomber posted:

In Europe that kind of thing is super common, probably because stores close earlier in general.

I'm trying to figure out where that is. My first instinct was China because the water was mostly in the non-cold (they're super weird about drinking cold water), but then everything is in English. UK?

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BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

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To get away from weird lesbian chat, it does weird me out when anyone list interests like that and everything is a variation on a single theme. You're an astronaut, you're probably a nerd on some level....surely you're into sci-fi or art or anything else you could toss in to mix it up a little.

Then again, I have never met a single person who is into crossfit whose interest list would be anything but 41 variants of "working out"......but Anne McClain is still pretty awesome

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