Viruswithshoes posted:

Happy IWD!

lord funk posted:

Just throwing it out there, but Name of the Year is down to the final four: http://www.nameoftheyear.com/

Genocide Tendency posted:

The rest of this gif, particularly the part where he gets mauled by that tiger is in the Schadenfreude thread.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I've talked to a few people who are the "have to constantly make noise" type, and all have admitted they are literally afraid of silence, usually centered around a reason like "I feel like something bad will happen if it's too quiet for too long."

As for museums, I can understand kids being loud, they're kids. But parenting has changed where 30 years ago parents told their kids to shut the gently caress up in a place like a museum, now people are happy to let their kids tear-rear end around at full volume because they're unique little snowflakes and to dare stifle them would be a war crime.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

A burn needs to make sense to, you know, burn.

Stink Terios posted:

This is kind of innacurate, we sure as hell don't put cream cheese on pizza.
We use catupiry instead, which a kind of cheese that is creamy. But not cream cheese.

Also that "super deluxe" described is missing heart of palm, the best ingredient.

The Bananana posted:

What

PittTheElder posted:

Dumb nerds think video games - most especially Japanese games - are really funny. Same way they think anime is good.

Randaconda posted:

well, i love boobs

Pastry Mistakes posted:

Is this a robot smoking pot? I must see where this is from

Garrand posted:

I was actually going to suggest he post it in the cute thread because it's tiny and adorable but okay you do you

Wikipedia posted:

The blue-ringed octopus, despite its small size, carries enough venom to kill twenty-six adult humans within minutes. Their bites are tiny and often painless, with many victims not realizing they have been envenomated until respiratory depression and paralysis start to set in.[7] No blue-ringed octopus antivenom is available yet, making it one of the deadliest reef inhabitants in the ocean.

Who What Now posted:

Stop stealing Guy Goodbody's gimmick.

The Bloop posted:

I don't remember if a goon made it or not but I saw it here first: yourteamcheats.com lists every confirmed case of cheating and the Patriots are pretty much dead center, not some outlier.

The Bloop posted:

Doesn't make it inaccurate.

LargeHadron posted:

The fiction we create in order to dramatize sports

EmmyOk posted:

are there school shooting derails in tow threads now?

chitoryu12 posted:

Brewmaster posted:

That dude makes me feel very uncomfortable.

The Bloop posted:

I honestly can't tell if this is you being "funny" again it if you are an idiot

Ak Gara posted:

Considering I use a 3/16th tool at work, 2/5ths would be correct I guess?

Fister Roboto posted:

what does that have to do with anything

Two Feet From Bread posted:

Except it absolutely is. You can be racist against white people. You can be sexist against men. You can be heterophobic. Anti discrimination laws and hate laws protect and apply to all races, genders, and sexual orientations. Not just the flavor of the day. To say otherwise makes you a literal racist sexist biggot.

Reverse anything is a bullshit term meant to cheapen the discrimination and justify a disproportionately smaller punishment.

Guy Goodbody posted:

Verrit is real fuckin' hard to explain, because it makes no sense at all and is only of relevant to extremely online politics people.

After the humiliating defeat of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton by the game show host Donald Trump in the 2016 US Presidential election, Clinton consultant Peter Daou launched Verrit to combat the spread of Fake News. Essentially Verrit is a website that has quotes about how Hilary Clinton was good, and each quote came with a Verrit code. You would take the code to the Verrit website to verify that the quote was real.

If you are asking, "wait, what?" or "surely there was more to it than that?" then yeah, that was literally everyone else's reaaction. Coming from a high-level consultant like Daou and with the approval of Clinton herself who had tweeted about the launch, people were baffled by Verrit. And everyone assumed that was the end of it. Until now.

Xun posted:

Also American bakeries seem to exclusively sell sweets

Xun posted:

Yeah I loving grew up in suburban Texas. Most of the bakeries around there only sell cakes, cupcakes, cookies, etc. Even ones near the city sell maybe like 3 types of bread. Haven’t been to any fancy bougie ones though

nerdz posted:

adding to the bread derail

https://twitter.com/munchies/status/970335591626936320

Honj Steak posted:

Good luck getting an English person pronounce Magyarország.

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Creative output isn't chained to race and beyond Miyazaki and Cowboy Bebop anime is widely viewed as impenetrable offal to basically everyone but a small clique of pillowfuckers that nobody else remotely wants to deal with. We both know that loving Dragonball Z is not what's on the table here. I concede that in any huge turd there may be an intact peanut though so congrats on fishing that toilet and being the stinky dude on the train with cat ears on his beanie holding a big red flag that says ACTUALLY while daring people to make eye contact

Tears for Fears posted:

Please tell me this was a loving joke.

Phlegmish posted:

Why are you reacting seriously to today's Two Minutes Hate. Last time it was the Dutch

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Basically yeah. Deadpool is a comic book character that realizes it. Gwenpool isn't actually a super hero at all but is just a normal comics nerd who is now in a comic that uses her knowledge of how comics work to just do whatever.

Randaconda posted:

Because black folks started using it, apparently.