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FreudianSlippers posted:Fanny Watch your loving language!
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 00:18 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 01:58 |
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True facts about animals. I laughed so hard I gave myself a headache.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 13:11 |
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You wouldn't download a kebab.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 14:07 |
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mobby_6kl posted:Not an American Kebab, that's for sure Americain.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 15:10 |
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A "caring hands" ring.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 20:53 |
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Eat the entire bag in one sitting, let God decide your fate.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 23:07 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Well yeah, having a mutant child is of little importance then, compared to keeping land holdings and power structures intact.
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# ¿ May 2, 2017 13:50 |
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Bad Sneakers posted:I'm still trying to make chip butty sound appealing in my head. All I'm coming up with is chewing on a ball of greasy dough. It's pretty good if you've grown up eating them. Best kind is proper fat chip-shop chips covered in salt and vinegar, then a thick slice of bread with butter on it. Sauces optional, but brown sauce is good.
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# ¿ May 4, 2017 17:38 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:That sounds like the type of food a person would eat if people could hibernate. You could just sleep for a week, slowly burning off all the calories and fat from a single chip butty Yeah, it's best eaten if you need to feel ashamed but also comfortably happy.
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# ¿ May 4, 2017 17:47 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2017 21:13 |
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Elsa posted:lol if you don't see it Is it the seal?
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# ¿ May 4, 2017 21:20 |
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This was originally (?) posted on Twitter with the comment "still love my girl even though she's a gemini" so less a spooky picture and more a joke about being two faced.
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# ¿ May 5, 2017 23:12 |
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om nom nom posted:A prolapsed anus is often harder on the horse. Everything is harder on horses.
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# ¿ May 7, 2017 18:46 |
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Bogatyr posted:Poor Freckles, thought of horsefucking and had a little death. drat, son!
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# ¿ May 7, 2017 19:21 |
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Bombadilillo posted:No It never said which part of the body they got the skin from
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 17:03 |
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I can't go past white goods stores with Smeg fridges/freezers without giggling like a weirdo.
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 17:46 |
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marshmallow creep posted:Those are real? Yep! Smeg is a completely legitimate white goods company. I think they sell other stuff too?
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 19:20 |
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*accordion sounds*
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# ¿ May 14, 2017 16:50 |
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marshmallow creep posted:From the creators of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs and Lego Movie comes Funko POP, the movie! Well I mean there's an Emoji movie so why the gently caress not.
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# ¿ May 26, 2017 19:05 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:One with Angry Birds also. I'm willing to ignore that since it's a movie based on a game and there have been plenty of those over the years. Emojis, though? What the gently caress.
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# ¿ May 26, 2017 19:14 |
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That boy needs therapy. So does the dog now.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2017 15:35 |
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I'm sorry for causing that derail. Have my penance in the form of a weird profile I found on OK Cupid.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2017 15:24 |
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Data Graham posted:I'm disappointed that this doesn't have the usual "war" wikipedia infobox, with lists of belligerents and casualties They removed in war infobox because it wasn't professional or some poo poo. I think if you go to edit on that page there's a notification that says adding the infobox back is considered an act of vandalism.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2017 17:06 |
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Yeah hi where the gently caress can I buy this??
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2017 19:09 |
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value-brand cereal posted:Wait. What the gently caress is this. Whomst the gently caress is this. Is this a foundation mismatch or genuinely what the gently caress. Michael Jackson Disease.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2017 20:05 |
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https://embed.tumblr.com/embed/post/p0lSVeSf04-CwXivrhFpAQ/167780508141 I have no loving idea how to just post the video and not just a link to the post, but here we are.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2017 23:16 |
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Ashsaber posted:There's between 20 and 30 right now IIRC, from an announcement of a charity marathon stream. It just keeps going, and poor kid never even gets to be champion. IIRC there was literally an entire season of pure filler. The newest movie is the 20th cinematic movie they've made, and is a remake of the first episode specifically because of that. Also, fun fact, it contains Ash's fourth canonical death. Let it stick, the poor bastard has suffered enough.
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2017 23:19 |
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This got posted before, it's either a sex test for the baby or a test to see when you're due.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2017 19:24 |
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In terms of being a good familiar, they at least have the ability to make a decent circle, but it needs to be salt not dirt.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2017 22:00 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:What are you talking about, plant pots are terrible familiars. Au contraire, they can store things, grow plants, and be used to knock people out. They're the best familiars on the market. Let's see a lovely owl do all that.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2017 22:52 |
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Blind Rasputin posted:I’m so god drat confused Long story short, Veni Vidi Ameche! is a goddamn moron.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2017 13:02 |
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:I'm hoping to do a tiny bit to dispel myths about sharks by disseminating the correct information about why sharks can feel deceptively smooth, and explaining the proper angles and directions of shark stroking that will allow people to experience for themselves the true, pointy nature of shark skin. Dude. Just stop. Sharks are smooth.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2017 20:41 |
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HPanda posted:Is...is a craigie a penis? Cause if it is, this new version is going places. It's yer neck, pal.
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2017 17:44 |
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The purrito is a very professional technique for restraining cats, please do not turn it into a funny picture.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2017 14:22 |
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A few pages late, but maybe the person who made that is from Yorkshire. 'Tis t'reason for t'season.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2017 13:47 |
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Timeless.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2017 17:27 |
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God, why are goons such pedantic shitweasels about the most pointless poo poo? Stop talking about nuclear war unless you're also posting a funny picture about nuclear war, dammit!
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2018 17:08 |
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Still not as bad as the tortoise clamping down on that poor dog's bollocks.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 23:26 |
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Jamesman posted:Do vets still remove testicles? I thought they just severed the tubes nowadays. Last time I had to get a cat neutered, he still had his balls after. It might vary between practices, but I think in the UK the consensus is to remove because leaving tissue behind like that is a recipe for cancer risk later in life. The practice I work in removes them. In fact, the only species I think we really leave them in is ferrets because they have the most delicate hormonal system I have ever comprehended.
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