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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


I miss the good ol' days when children would just shoot you and call you a pussyfag while teabagging you.

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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: Now with text walls about horse genitals

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Powaqoatse posted:

something, a joke that involves the horse hitting a key on the keyboard that makes it a pun

Why the long space?

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Millennial is an attitude not an age

if you're entitled and always staring at your cell phone, you're a millennial
Th e part about the cellphone is how we differentiate it from every other generation.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

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Gromit posted:

As requested.



Damnit, that took me way too long to figure out

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Genocide Tendency posted:

Whats the over/under on Facebook comments before someone criticizes the dude for smoking while completely ignoring the 4 loving cobras?

He shouldn't be forcing those poor cobras to inhale his lovely carcinogens

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

The principal hosed up my ex's name during our high school graduation. Her name is Susan.



(He pronounced it Suzanne)

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

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Paladinus posted:

Gummy vitamins are the least effective way to get vitamins into your body. And it's one of the most expensive ones, too.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/teen-vogue/do-gummy-vitamins-actuall_b_7034380.html

Just eat an apple and regular gumdrops or whatever instead.

That article says basically none of what you just posted. It does say that gummis make it easy to overdose on vitamins, which is bad, and that there's no regulation (which is true for the entire supplement industry). You're not wrong that eating properly is the most sure fire way to get your vitamins but taking supplements to make up what you might be lacking isn't a problem if you don't mind burning cash.

e: Actually that article was kind of worthless. You can get your vitamins from gummis, but it's possible to overdose (which is true of all supplements) and they're not regulated (also true of all supplements) and it can be bad for your teeth if you don't keep them clean (well duh.)

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

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This one is really traveling, isn't it.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Bobby Digital posted:

F U C K Bi Tc He S Ge Tm O Ne Y

I'm embarrassingly proud of the fact that I was able to work it out without looking the elements up.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

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Screaming Idiot posted:

The Librarian is a nurturing, caring sort.

So that's why he didn't want to be a human again.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

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Because its the Global center for anti extremism or whatever.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


I'm the illiterate midwestern traveling salesman into cartoon pornography.

e: Mother I'd loving Love

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

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Boofchicken posted:

I never knew what this song was about until I read the lyrics.



Pfft, that's obviously fake, here's the real lyrics according to google:

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


I didn't read that but I started scrolling, and then I kept scrolling, and then I kept scrolling, and then I just grabbed the loving bar because jesus christ that's a lot of pedophile targets.

Also

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Don't call other people pedophiles for liking anime. This has happened often enough in the fanart thread that I've really lost patience for it. I feel like flinging the word around so casually makes light of a truly heinous crime, the monsters that commit it, and the trauma of survivors of actual pedophilia.

That said, jesus christ, that loving post :dogbutton:

In my defense, I never actually called anyone a pedophile for liking anime, just that idolmaster (like star trek) probably has a lot of pedophile fans.

Anyway





Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Hyperlynx posted:

"How do you gently caress up programming a tap, anyway?"

It had a leak

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

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Samuringa posted:

This is pretty great, I'll take a look at his channel later, thanks for sharing

content:


I work in a hardware store. The number of times I get a lady in "My husband just sent me to pick up a screw."

Okay well here's my aisle with 1000 different types of screws. Usually just ends up with me on the phone with the husband (who often barely knows any more what kind of piece he needs anyway.)

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

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Ride The Gravitron posted:

Just take the screw in with you

You'd be surprised how often people don't think to do that. My favorite is people who come in "Oh I'll just eyeball it." Good fuckin' luck.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

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Ferrule posted:

Man it must be so great to be able to lord your supreme knowledge about a 6/32 vs 8/32 over some housewife. I'm really impressed with how awesome you you are.

If you need a screw for an outlet or switch cover plate they are 6-32 oval head screws and cabinet and drawer pulls are usually 8-32 truss head screws, at least the metal ones with tapped threads. Wood ones often just use wood screws.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

Congratulations, you win screw knowing.

There are multiple grades of bolts and you can identify them based on the markings on their heads. Grade 2 bolts are just basic steel bolts. They will have either no markings or just a manufacturers stamp on the head. Grade 5 bolts are hardened bolts that can be identified by 3 lines in a kind of Y pattern on the head. These can sometimes be used as shear pins (although you'll want to know the force the shear pin is meant to take before putting in a hardened bolt) otherwise most people just go with grade 8. Grade 8 bolts are harder still and will have 6 lines on top of the head. These are standards for imperial measured SAE bolts.

Metric bolts will have a number on the head indicating the grade of the bolt; 8.8, 10.9, and 12.9 are common although there are other grades. The higher the number the harder the metal.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

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The Lone Badger posted:

Doesn't a harder steel make it more brittle and thus more likely to snap under tensile loading?

While harder bolts are technically more brittle, calling a bolt brittle is based on the relative strength of the bolt. The differences are such that even if a grade 8 bolt would break from being brittle a grade 5 and especially 2 bolt would have given way sooner anyway due to just being a weaker material. In short: If pure strength is what you're looking for grade 8 is always a better, if more expensive, option.

e: To clarify: basically what's happening is that, as a bolt reaches the maximum load it can bear, it can either deform or break. Harder bolts will break as it hits those limits while softer metals bend instead. It's just that the grade 8 bolts limits are so much higher that it doesn't make much of a difference.

I'm not a metallurgist by any means, this is just from what I've read up on the subject and talking with the rep who deals our fastener hardware.

Garrand has a new favorite as of 02:35 on Jul 31, 2017

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

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Memento posted:

I think that generally refers to case-hardening, which is just a surface treatment.

Oh, I missed this. I believe that's actually the reverse. The point of case-hardening is hardening the exterior of a steel that can't be hardened (low carbon content) or requires certain forms of flexibility under specific kinds of stresses. Basically the tootsie pops of hardware.

last edit: I honestly didn't mean to make so much of this. I was just planning on posting a screw or bolt based comment towards anybody who snarked my previous ones just to see how long people would reply.


I tried searching for something funny on imgur but bolts just really aren't funny.

Garrand has a new favorite as of 02:43 on Jul 31, 2017

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

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I don't have a comment on the show itself since I don't watch it but that character is not in fact a self insert seeing as how that writer had nothing to do with the actual creation of him. Another writer entirely created Jared Shapiro and decided Goldman was a good fit visually and, because of that, they had him do the voice.

This takes like 10 seconds worth of googling to figure out and it's depressing that so many people can't even manage that.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

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Moon Moon Moon appears to be in the middle of a small town in Missouri.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

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Being a furry is still better than being a rapist.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

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Choco1980 posted:

Wait wait wait, are we just going to glaze right over the "Hip Hopportunity" thing here?

Did you uh....read the rest of it?

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

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Is that spider supposed to be for emphasis like the peace sign or an attempt at 'shopping a tattoo on himself?

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

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Guys, come on. The engine finished eating and has been calling for his check for ages.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

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Who What Now posted:

I, for one, do not wish to have intercourse with a high school boy.

Rudy was about college football

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

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Solice Kirsk posted:

And there's no ground. So it's dangerous violence.

What a polarizing picture.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

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Your Computer posted:

Full fart doesn't literally mean 'fast lane', it means bånn gass.

bånn this sick filth

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

gently caress it, I'll answer in both threads.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Yoshi Wins posted:

This gif just completely amazes me. I have never seen a dog look "disgusted" before, ever. I didn't know they were capable of it. What the hell is he sniffing anyway?

Yoshi eggs

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

I was actually going to suggest he post it in the cute thread because it's tiny and adorable but okay you do you

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

People aren't going along with it because someone said it's a Christmas tradition, they're doing it because they think it's fun/cute/goofy.

The extension into fake security cameras is getting weird, but it's meant to be basically a little game parents play with their kids through december.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Then they went to all the trouble of creating a a 4 cell lenticular cover for the loving book:

Who the gently caress even makes lenticular images these days? How did they find a company that would do this for them?


Is that the loving Carlton dance?

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

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One set each for above and below. Perfect symmetry.

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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

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MrJacobs posted:

You can hire strippers for home events like bachelor parties.

Yeah but then the ruse falls apart when the stripper realizes there's nobody else here.

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