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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



PittTheElder posted:

Fewer text walls, surely.

Came to post this, dammit.

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Apr 12, 2013



BrianBoitano posted:

Its spiritual successor:



This is in the same vein and I'll love it forever

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Apr 12, 2013



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Apr 12, 2013




The bloom has long since been off the rose for Chuck Tingle (for me), but that placid gay wraith just hovering there in a circlet of wires made me snort.

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Apr 12, 2013



Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Cartoon Man posted:

Please have a lengthy section on budgeting and taxes.

Because no I don't need to invest in one these right away:


Here, I'll save you a few bucks.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013




You know, Wolfram Alpha would make a pretty solid porn name.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Gorilla Salad posted:

Vegemite.

Seriously. Cats absolutely love the stuff. We used it for every cat we ever had when it came time to to get them to eat pills.

I'm the loving weirdo that lives in the US and orders Vegemite from overseas, so I'll definitely be trying this out.



(not my photo)

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013




ESOLTEST? TSETLOSE?

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Apr 12, 2013



Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Gorilla Salad posted:

So which horrible British "blokes mag" was this culled from?

Charlie Brooker's old "Unnovations" website.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



whiteyfats posted:



click for big

IRL Papa John looks more like a mobbed-up greaseball than his fantasy depiction as a mobbed-up greaseball

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Elsa posted:

Somehow he was on the fifty yard line and on the field at the end of the Super Bowl. I was impressed.

Are you telling me this midwestern anti-healthcare pizza impresario is also Plastic Man?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



what the gently caress

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Facebook Aunt posted:

That's why they invented Gripe Water that's 3.6% alcohol. Calms the little tykes right down.

are you Nice Pete?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



System Metternich posted:

Former governor and washed out presidential candidate Mike Huckabee who just last week called for Trump to simply ignore the judicial ruling against his travel ban, following the extremely legal precedent set by the loving trail of tears jesus christ

Also his son tortured a dog to death

He's now also claiming to be a hilarious edgy Twitter comedian working on the next level:



This is a man that literally thousands of people entrusted with the power to make laws

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Frush posted:

Ok, I've squinted at that one enough. What am I missing? The lady has a long neck, or some innuendo about carpet and laid?

I'd give you a hand, but I gotta split.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013




This should be the background image of these wonderful doomed forums

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Istari posted:

If this answers the "how dogs would wear pants" question, then dogs have mistaken pants for some sort of dungaree/chaps combo.

Have you ever met a dog? They're not super smart. I once told a dog that a pair of pants were chaps and the dumb fucker believed me

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Data Graham posted:

Because this has given me so many belly laughs, our own Aramek on a cold read:



I love this, and he's got a great voice.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



"Roasting teeth mold"

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Apr 12, 2013



Choco1980 posted:

It was some 4 page insert from a Hustler called "Beaver Hunter" mostly filled with explicit ads for phone sex lines.

Discarded in the woods by a trapper that immediately composed an angry telegram to Larry Flynt Publications

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Apr 12, 2013



Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013




Looks like someone didn't say the magic word!

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I always like these guys from Willow. Just a head mask and a bunch of body fur on a dog.





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Apr 12, 2013



This is one of my favorite Muppet videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bfdaR4xMeU

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Apr 12, 2013



Zesty posted:

Actually, because it wasn't funny. You know what that's like.

Come on, dude.

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Apr 12, 2013



LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I see they cast the new Alicia Masters.

Nice

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Apr 12, 2013



Zesty posted:

Plucky little guy just got a couple probations. No big deal, nothing to judge him about. It's the mods who are terrible and hate it when people are funny.

I am sorry you and Solice Kirsk had an ugly breakup but trawling post histories is extremely gauche and, to top it all off, none of those are Funny Pictures

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Apr 12, 2013



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Apr 12, 2013



The time Koko the Gorilla was literally a bird:

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Apr 12, 2013




That image makes my organs hurt every time I see it.

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Apr 12, 2013




The tracks on the flip side of that album are literally called "Other," "Galactic," and "Funk."

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Apr 12, 2013




HERE COMES THE KILLJOY

http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=4605

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



syscall girl posted:

Woe to you, my Princess, when I come... you shall see who is the stronger, a gentle girl who doesn't eat enough or a big wild man who has cocaine in his body.

Well hello, new opening line.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Just Offscreen posted:

Should I pick up Barlowe's Guide to Extraterrestrials? I absolutely loved Expedition- one of my favorite books.

Oh hell yes, it's such a neat read. That book blew my mind as a kid and it's got some neat deep cuts (e.g. a little-read James Tiptree novel that I love)

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



whiteyfats posted:

If somebody did with say Elsa or Ariel, the Mouse might have a hit put out on somebody.

hmm, yes

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Apr 12, 2013



Fried Watermelon posted:

Perhaps you can help me find a book that haunted me as a child. It was sort of like that derelict spaceship book but it had a skeleton in an space suit with the cracked helmet, maybe he was on a desert planet half covered or something.

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



bilperkins2 posted:

How the gently caress, in three minutes, did you see the post and find it?

You know how there are some movies that people are always like "I saw this when I was a kid, I know I'm probably making this up, but -" and it's almost always Invaders from Mars or The Peanut Butter Solution or The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T?

This book cover is like that for old sci-fi art.

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