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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Comptroll The Forums posted:

Where does senpai fall on the giving/recieving cummies flowchart?

gently caress you.

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

They're not that expensive!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

I thought New Zealand was a lie, perpetuated by the Illuminati to make Australia look bad by comparison.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

I'm real excited about my care package now. Thanks, Gromit!

thomit

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

RFC2324 posted:

Are you 70?

They could just be Japanese.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

If only there was a Linux phone OS!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM MY PENIS INTO A DR SCHOLL GEL INSERT SOFT PUSSY

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Gromit posted:

Hooray - I'm glad it made it. I've heard back from you and one other who forgot which thread this all went down in. Hopefully all 10 people I sent packages to will post their opinions and a photo. I should have made that a rule, but with any luck people will be nice enough to do that anyway.

I haven't received mine yet! I don't know why. Do you have a tracking number or something?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Millennials are people who are younger than you, who annoy you. That's really it.

I found woods porn as a young boy once, in 94 or 95. I remember talking to my buddy at the time that it was weird that someone had left a dirty magazine out in the middle of nowhere like that. I don't have anything else to contribute.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

I received my care package today! I'm going to be really boring and say that I loved all of the weird stuff I was sent. The livesavers tasted sorta like perfume, the pineapple lumps were delicious, and the Vegemite was just kinda tangy cream cheese. 10/10, would care again.

Thanks Gromit

Thomit

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: Even the pictures are text walls

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

That's not a very funny picture.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

It's Hey Really Giger, did you expect there to not be weird alien teats?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

When you buy it, you have to give everyone around you an equal share, though, so you don't get much yourself.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

MAI WIFE

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Joke's on Prince Charles, actually. He hasn't had a proper job for over sixty years!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)


A-HA-HA-HA-*hrrk*

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

theflyingorc posted:

in the middle of clown street

Clown Street? That sounds like madness.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Every dog is the best, but that dog is the best.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Aggro posted:

The joke works if you change the age to 18.

But then it's not ~edgy~

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)


Pretty strong knife game. I'm impressed.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

The Thump-Thump, surely.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

I didn't think Trumpy could be more of a GI Joe villain, but here we are.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Baby got grass

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Pornhub has always had its finger in the pulse of what's popular.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Is it true that the doggo next to you is a good boy?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Let me tell you how much I've come to hate Donald J. Trump since he started his presidency.

There are approximately 37.2 thousand billion cells in my body. If the word "hate" was engraved on each nanoÅngström, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for that vaguely man-shaped hydrogen bladder at this instant. For him. Hate. Hate.

Philippe has a new favorite as of 13:13 on May 28, 2017

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Shrapnig posted:

And just like everyone else who's mad on the internet you're not going to do poo poo about it.

I'm not American, and I don't have any political power or clout, but shouting into the void makes the farce of reality more easily bearable for a while. It's like this:

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Tasmania, huh? Makes sense.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

"How dare he turn our democratic system into a farce", thinks woman who lost seats to Jeremy Corbyn in a general election she was sure to win as a confidence boost.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

That's disappointing. I was expecting "It was opposite day".

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Man, Cliff gets around. Good for him.

Sluttiness works the same way.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

I think I'm just too obtuse to get it.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

I'm not sure whether I can believe it is not butter.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Ignoranus posted:

Millenial Joseph and Mary. They'll come up with a different insulting nickname for Jesus's generation.

He's a postmillennial!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

thecluckmeme posted:

That is what we get, but it's Everclear brand here. Pro tip: don't use that poo poo as a mixer with normal alcohol, it is 2.5x stronger than generally accessible vodka.

If you touch that bottle (At a 750? Jesus Christ!) you boil a gallon of apple cider with brown sugar, cinnamon sticks, and a whole apple cut in eighths. Add in nutmeg during this to your personal Apple pie taste. THEN pour in the bottle, once it cools, and that's Apple pie, jungle juice's nicer, deadlier cousin

You don't loving mix it with OJ, that poo poo is for homemade illegal cocktail premixes you sell to freshman at 80-proof for $15 a mason jar

I'd just pour it into a pump bottle and put into a doctor's office, but you do you.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Lord Hydronium posted:

I'm glad we're keeping an eye out for infiltration by The Thing.

Also, username/post combo.

You know, see nothing, say nothing.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Ironically, a cheerio would be classified as a small pastry.

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)


Goddamnit. GW, you continue to be the worst.

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