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LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

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LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Totally fine as long as they don't touch

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LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

NtotheTC posted:

Oh whoops. OK I thought this was the stdh thread. Well gently caress it I'm getting probated anyway- that picture is dumb and not funny and belongs in stdh

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Your Computer posted:

someone made these, not as a "har har, let's take a kids' cartoon and make them hosed up" joke but instead honestly thinking "this is what kids want from a pokemon movie"

they literally googled "realistic pokemon" and went with the first search results, even hiring the dude who made those hosed up pokemon*. I wonder if they'll make a Mario movie next





*actually really cool that they hired the dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtMZKYnLg5c

But for real there's a Mario movie in the pipe

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT-UDSFoMYs

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
People rag on Ohio but at least Ohio is notable for something, even if it's for being a lightening rod for insults. Ohio has personality. People can't even be bothered to make fun of some places, like Iowa or South Dakota or Delaware.

And yes, the Ohio Defender has logged on.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
A group of David Mitchells in the wild

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Snowmankilla posted:

I really like living in Columbus? :shrug:

:same: but there are like 80 counties it would suck to live in.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
I had always assumed it but I never thought I'd live to see the day where SA was outed as being full of grapists

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
Yeah I totally remember all the times I was innocently playing Dungeons & Dragons with my friends and then suddenly found myself in the thralls of sex.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

I can’t stop looking at that F. Looks like an r with a squiggle added on top.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

value-brand cereal posted:

Roachpatrol got banned from tumblr recently during the child porn purge. They write incest and child porn fanfics. And rape, I think.

M m m m milkshake ducked!!!!!

There's a certain type of person who, when they hear another person begin to talk about Star Trek, start filling up a little mental meter that raises as the person talks more passionately about the Federation and Vulcans and at the top of the meter is a big sign that reads "Pedophile". Obviously the majority of Trekkies are good, upstanding, innocent folk but once you hear enough stories you start to think that if someone quotes specific episodes across multiple incarnations of the show then it wouldn't be the worst idea to audit their PC for child porn.
They should get the band back together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzj4gHuH2LA

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Data Graham posted:

I love that song because Harry Belafonte, King of Calypso and multiple grammy winner, has no idea what a "tempo" is

Maybe it is you who does not truly understand tempo.



Cue a sarcastic accusation of mansplaining, followed by a sincere but curt defensive rebuttal, then a :that'sthejoke", starting three pages of arguments over musical theory.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
Me, talking to the Native American leader who is trying to hand me a copy of Killer Clowns from Outer Space: "This ain't 'IT', Chief."

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
Kenny Loggins, singing a variation of his 1979 hit to the former mascot of the Cleveland Indians, trying to explain that their relationship has run its course: "This ain't it, Chief."

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I wouldn't say this one is the best but you'd be hard pressed to find a synth-poppier TV show theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev1aBt-_Zs4

The good quality video of the opening was removed from YT, but check that hook. "Bionic, Bionic Six!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozushuepKko

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

muscles like this! posted:

I got a random email from a company client today that I'm pretty sure is their password for something.

I do some computer janitor work and on multiple occasions people have given me their password to this system or the other, completely unprompted. It's baffling how they've turned a blind eye to every cyber security awareness training they've gone through and will kindly offer up the keys to the kingdom to a guy on the phone.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

404’d. Anyone have a cache?

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Pastry of the Year posted:

Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXDNBBh2QSo

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
I’m a B Minor until I get some drinks in me. Then I become a C Major.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Hey Cathy, do you recognize this bangin' latino chica with the big tits?

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Megillah Gorilla posted:

One on the right has some good childbirthing hips.

Yeah, but it's still weird to see them on a real doll like that.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Shut up Meg posted:

Remember, these people can afford the best tailors in the entire world.
The cut of those suits are the most flattering they could possibly be.



Mediocre tailor enters Trump Tower. Tells Donald that he's an amazing tailor and that he admires and respects Donald. Donald hires mediocre tailor. Tailor makes mediocre clothes, but Trump has successfully surrounded him with sycophantic yes men. Everyone says suits look great. Trump thinks his tailor is great. Outsiders comment on bad design of suits. Donald labels them as "haters", "idiots", and "losers". Trump is not bothered by the opinions of haters, idiots, or losers, and so continues wearing his bad suits with pride.

That's it. Perception is everything, confidence is king and there is no objective truth wrt Trump.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Elfface posted:

Ah, I see what you did there. Easy mistake to make.


Cybermen are the silvery-metal ones with head-handles. You're thinking of Autons, which are the plastic dummies brought to life.

I see one Adipose in the middle there.

Also, tag thyself: http://www.thedoctorwhosite.co.uk/doctorwho/characters/aliens/

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

The Bloop posted:

Those sure are some wavy-rear end bricks. Does anyone recognize where it was taken?

I want to believe

I don't recognize the location, but I ran it through FotoForensics on a lark



Doesn't look touched up.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Hey handsome. I’m feeling adventurous, how about you sliiide on into my meat tent. The flaps are wide open :biglips:

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Data Graham posted:

Lookin forward to seeing that on the nightly news

Looks like a photoshop so I guess stay tuned to your local Fox affiliate to receive outrage instructions.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Raptor1033 posted:

He was arrested on a Sunday and bailed out later, so yeah, he stayed over night.

Totally normal to lock someone up for a sticker on their car.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
I don’t get the connection between bindii and Steve Irwin.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

A_Account posted:

Serious question, will you get high if you drink bong water?

If at all, it would be a very minor experience for a very large investment. Water is not an effective filter for the active ingredients of marijuana, it's used mainly to filter out the ash and cool the smoke you inhale. So only trace amounts of THC would be left in the water, and you would have to drink a lot of it to intake the equivalent of the chemical that you would from one toke or drag off the bong via the intended method. It would also taste like poo poo, be full of filth and usually sitting in an unclean vessel. It would be akin to drinking the liquid at the bottom of your trash/recycling bin hoping to get drunk off the drippings from beer cans.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.


Don't start a derail, just appreciate it.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Just something about the way Melania's dressed makes her look like she should be plotting the death of a perky and beloved teenage princess, while periodically bursting into song about how delightfully evil she is.

...wait, she's in England visiting the Royal Family :stonk:.


Also Trump looks like a small child that's been forcibly dressed by their parents for a wedding and wants to go play with his [insert handheld console of choice] in the corner instead of be at this dumb event for grown-ups.

I can't get over Melania's dress. That design at the bust line looks like someone gave a kid some scissors and a sheet of paper and said "make some grass". No, it looks like badly realized white fire that someone might make if they showed up at the Trump residence with no tailoring experience and said "I'm an amazing tailor and I'll make you a dress just like that cool princess has in Game of Thrones!" No, wait, actually it looks like a dress made from someone's OC from the Sonic the Hedgehog universe.

e: In conclusion, I think the person who dressed the Trumps is, as the brits would say, having a laugh.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
Someone find that photo of Don Jr in a kilt because he's standing the exact same way. For a second I thought his excessive tailcoats were a kilt and it wasn't his "separated dad" look.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
When your pilot mishears “stretcher” as “stretch her”

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

By popular demand posted:

I hear Croydon does terrible things to a man's soul.

E:

Im constable dumbo ears.

Congrats on your success within your community theater group! Your parents must be so proud!

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

I know why this is funny, and I know you know why this is funny, but for the poor goon who hasn't binged the Fenslerfilms GI Joe PSAs I come with a gift:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5NRGlamFSE

e: A personal favorite from the same collection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=terB-PBT3c4

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
Listen if you transubstantiate something that leaves crumbs you’re gonna have bits of the son of God all over your chapel. That’s hella rude, no two ways about it. Gonna leave the body of Jesus to get moldy in the piles of your carpet, smdh.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Cheeseman posted:

That sounds awful

Yeah, it’s much better to use a thin metal rod with a ball on the end

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LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
Is ice in Australia really that lucrative? I know it gets hot as balls there but it's just frozen water.

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