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Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

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Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

DrBouvenstein posted:

Found this on some squash I got from the market:


Me too, squash, me too.

nuterbutt

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Bogan King posted:

Not sure about you but most people find the content in the brazzers clips to be the thing they :fap: to rather than the logo itself.

don't kinkshame

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Ziv Zulander posted:

It's the opening ceremony for some sort of anti-extremism center in Saudi Arabia.

And it's not just a giant glowing ball, it's a globe.

so the orb is going to reveal the people responsible for funding extremism?

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

oldpainless posted:

Logically if you believe the female cashier is nice because she's attracted to you then so must also be the male cashiers

it is a burden I have to bear.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

دَولةُ الإسلام قامَت بدِماء الصّادِقين
دَولةُ الإسلام قامَت بِجهاد المُتّقين
قدّموا الأرواح حَقّا بِثَباتٍ ويَقين
لِيُقامَ الدّين فيها شَرعُ ربّ العالمين
أمّتي فَإستَبْشري لا تَيأسي النّصْرُ قِريب
دَولةُ الإسلام قامَت وَبدا العزّ المَهيب
أشْرقَت ترسُم مجْدا وإنتهى عهْد الغُروب
بِرجالٍ أوفِياءٍ لا يهابون الحروب
صاغُوا مجْداً خالِداً لا لَيس يَفْنى أو يغيب
أمّتي الله مَولانا فَجودي بالدّماء
لنْ يعود النّصرُ إلّا بِدماء الشّهداء
منْ مَضَوا يَرجونَ مَولاهم بدارِ الأنبياء
قَدّموا الأرواحَ لله وللدّين فِداء
أهلُ بَذْلٍ وعَطايا أهلُ جودٍ وإباء
أمّتي فَإستَبْشري قَد أشْرَقت شَمْسُ الصّمود
وَلَقد سِرنا جموعاً لِرُبى المَجْدُ التَّليد
لِنُعيد النّور والإيمانَ و العزَّ المَجيد
بِرجالٍ طَلّقوا الدُّنيا وفازوا بالخُلود
وأعادوا أمّةَ الأمجادَ والنّصْر الأكيد
.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Bogan King posted:

It's a song.

produced by ISIS's record label

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Dreddout posted:

HYUCK ME UP INSIDE

CAN'T HYUCK UP

SAVE ME FROM THE GOOFBALL I'VE BECOME


VanSandman posted:

Oh god I can hear it in my head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOsck7jYUsE

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

zoux posted:

Listen here cum slut

What?

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Guy Goodbody posted:

Amy Schumer is a comedian. Some people like her, some people don't. She's been accused of stealing jokes. She became famous around the same time as Meghan Trainor, as part of a media conspiracy to try to make shapeless white girls into sex symbols.

She is also a rapist.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Mierenneuker posted:

The whole "Amy Schumer steals jokes" thing seems like it's something blown really out of proportion by people who really just hate her because she's female. I think there's a whole lot of space between what she did and what someone like Carlos Mencia did (besides his whole identity being a act).


That's the thing people use to hate on Lena Dunham, you are you don't have your women who make fun of themselves confused?

Lena Dunham is a pedophile, they're both terrible people.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Skippy McPants posted:

You could say this about a lot of animal dicks. There's dongs with spikes, bifurcation, and literal bones. There are even explosive dinguses (ducks are rul weird). Nature is crazy and for whatever reason, humans have some of the most aesthetically uneventful wedding tackle in the entire animal kingdom.

we're weird, we have massive, disproportionate dicks and breasts that stay around all the time




not both at the same time.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Cindy Shitbird posted:

speak for yourself, sir :btroll:

I mean I was, on the giant dick thing.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
so that's the human equivalent of holding up like a car right

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Replies the racoon: "Its my nature..."

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

The octopus' testicles are located in its head.



I must combat the black menace

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

The name ‘Belgium' comes from the Romans when they called their province in the north of Gaul Gallia Belgica, after its previous inhabitants the Celtic and German Belgae. Belgium's official name today is the Kingdom of Belgium, known in the country's three official languages as Koninkrijk België (Dutch), Royaume deBelgique (French) and Königreich Belgien (German). King Philippe of Belgium is the current monarch.



millennial players just need to work harder

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

nael posted:

I have a friend who goes to furry cons. He said one year this guy who was really well known in the local furry community died in a car accident. The next con after his death, some guy showed up in an exact replica of the dead guy's costume and just followed his friends around. I wonder if he got a letter.

Pulls head off, empty suit crumples to the ground

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Barry Bluejeans posted:

Hello Mr. Stine, thank you for visiting the Something Awful dot com forums

((Goosebumps))

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

null_pointer posted:

ultra spergy.

Let's just say it: the Clarissa comic was a godamned Jew

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
what's that you're talking about? <thing>? oh, I'm too cool for that.



I liked it when I was like 12 though.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

hey did you guys know that a popular thing was actually bad

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

MisterBibs posted:

I'm not sure I get this one. It's obviously racist, but why is a 2x2 patch of water in Minecraft supposed to be smart?

you know, it's possible to mention Africans in a sentence without it being racist.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Part of Everything posted:



Discovered on r/sbubby, a bizarre repository of logos that have been altered to become unintelligible.

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Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

RoboRodent posted:

"Benereal diseases."

FUGG

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