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Tasteful Dickpic posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM MY PENIS INTO A DR SCHOLL GEL INSERT SOFT PUSSY IT’S FIFTY SHADES OF GREY AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, GREY.
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So poor that the shadows of your macbook are low res yes 
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FreudianSlippers posted:Take for example Tubgirl (2000) who seems to be ejecting a geyser of diarrehea from her anus but it is in fact orange juice. All this time it was orange juice? I feel like a terrible void has just opened up beneath my feet. A fleshy void, sticky and slightly citrusy.
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Lobok posted:Boris Johnson has the appearance of someone who just straight guzzles petrol but I don't know if he actually has. 
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PittTheElder posted:You say this but how else am I supposed to show off how much of a man I am?? 100% meat diet
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bows1 posted:I see a practical tit right now Turn on you're monitor
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Pocket-seeking ladies, try Uniqlo if there's one near you. My partner just got a nice dress with big pockets, and they even had running leggings with decent pockets.
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Bees on Wheat posted:
Excuse me how did you get my gin
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Sanford posted:See also The Spastics Society in the UK, which became SCOPE. “Spastic” was a very common insult when I was a kid in the 80s, often shortened to “spaz” which I believe got Weird Al in trouble. I heard for a time "scoper" was the replacement. And so the treadmill turns.
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Sanford posted:It’s entirely possible you heard that directly or indirectly via the tv show, book, or website The Law of the Playground written by my friend Log, and that little falsehood about “scoper” written by me. I’d certainly never heard it used when I added it to the original website, nor since. Pretty sure I made it up. If this is true then it's even funnier tbh
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Paladinus posted:I mean, it's obviously fake. The screenshot, not his general thinking. Listen here bud, it may be factually false but it is emotionally true.
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Screaming Idiot posted:I love that last sign: "Dogma is a sin!" Dogma balls
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Cooking With Beksinski
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3D Megadoodoo posted:
From a YouTube video about trains 
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Get this: sugar free ketchup exists.
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sarcastx posted:also like this version (profoundly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls_cVm7rk_Q Peck the eyes right oot yer fuckin heid
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Mister Speaker posted:^ What's the joke here, that the name sounds like 'easy lie' or that the 'signature' looks like that of a child who just learned about cursive? I'm guessing the toner was why the explosion was so big. You can get a similar effect with flour and a candle under a container.
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when i eat classic american food pizza i like to use mayonnaise on the pizza instead of tomato sauce and i think everyone should do it like this furthermore i think anyone who uses tomato sauce is a dumb idiot i also use fruit as the toppings instead of meat or vegetables or cheese which are also for idiots
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Byzantine posted:...I hope you're not cooking the mayo with the pizza. of course not i deep fry it first 
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Scholtz posted:https://twitter.com/David_Leavitt/status/1608590553117229056?t=kk7gZdoMRY4YPt4iY84mvg&s=19 https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1608582107563167744
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Field Mousepad posted:Kill jester is amazing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp74YXEcb5Q
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anatomi posted:Watch out for clouds? I remember him (and his buddy) as goons, like they posted the "follow-up" video somewhere in the forums. But yeah, it's been a while... Does anyone have this follow up video? Would love to see it.
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Mr. Fix It posted:not too mention that sise can be a verb. are u sising up my bird mate
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Karate Bastard posted:Sounds like a confused Scandinavian. Hvaš įlena žiny yes.
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Grassy Knowles posted:Is there a club or thread I should be joining for these updates? GBS
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Large Testicles posted:Did someone say buttcoin? More like shitcoin because it comes out of a butt.
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projecthalaxy posted:Mea culpa those are good but i need more jpeg artifacts  ah yes that's the stuff
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humorlaugh dot com
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Non Compos Mentis posted:thats meant to be an R? The cursive lowercase r is... cursed. 
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Nicodemus Dumps posted:Sorry, I don't think it's the one you're getting Barney-type beat
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