Ak Gara posted:

Wait are they saying the raper masturbating makes them less likely to rape or the rapee masturbating makes them less likely to be raped?

[edit] What a lovely top of page

Powaqoatse posted:

id say building a shopping mall out of gypsum and styrofoam is a major problem

trapped mouse posted:

Strudel Man posted:

The personification of that comic is begging for someone, anyone to finally let him die.

Picnic Princess posted:

Everyone's making fun of her horribly photoshopped giraffe neck, but I wanna know how she intends to use an ice axe on the beach.

Memento posted:

Dreddout posted:

I'm glad I'm not the only one who had this specific paranoid fantasy as a kid.

Tbf my school did a thing where on the day before Christmas break we were told an elf had come to visit the school and was crawling through the vents. The intercoms would occasionally come on and ring a bell in order to simulate an elf crawing his way past our classroom. I remember it freaked the gently caress out of me, and was in retrospect probably the germ of my later paranoia

Away all Goats posted:

PCOS Bill posted:

That's a dog crate. They have a dog. It looks like the exact same crate I have for mine.

The MSJ posted:

There's also a movie about this called The Bay.

Olive! posted:

Watching a video on card tricks and...



...my, what an unfortunate shirt.

Caufman posted:

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Oh god that's nightmarish. Monkeys are loving assholes and they'll bite the hell out of you without warning, especially if they're frustrated because they were expecting food and got none.
They got big teeth too:

RandomFerret posted:

Then why do you call yourselves kiwis?

If you'd won, they'd be the ones who had to integrate.

Olive! posted:

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That means the buns are overproofed

Say Nothing posted:

FactsAreUseless posted:

Here are all the real ones, for anybody else who didn't recognize some:

OMW: Opera Man Waterboy - Kids love Adam Sandler, and this is a coded reference.
BRB: Blade's Real Badass
J/O: Juice/Orange - There's actually several J/ acronyms, including Juice/Apple, Juice/Cranberry, and Juice/Electricity
DM: Dungeon Master
THOT: Terrible Hat On Teresa
MCM: My Cat Masturbates
TBT: Teresa's Bad Tits
SMDH: Slap My Donkey Harder
LMAO: Love My Awesome Orangutan
RWBT: Real Weird Being Teens
OFC: Old Fat Crow
BYOB: Bring Your Own Beer
LKOP: Look, Cop - a warning the police are near
HAWT: Happy About Water Tower
TBH: Teresa Be Hating
FOMO: Finally On My Own
IDFC: I Deliver loving Crepes
IMO: In My Oldsmobile
IDGAF: I Don't Greet Any Fatties
POS: Particularly Opinionated Sister
NSFW: Newt's Safe, Four Words
ASL: Area Santa Lands

Pick posted:

And I bet it's on a truck, too

Guy Goodbody posted:

https://i.imgur.com/1SbMqwK.jpg

Facebook Aunt posted:

But then why not just go the other way? Why engage the tiny dinosaur? And why doesn't the bird leave? It doesn't look like the right season to be protecting a nest. Are they playing?

minato posted:

makes sense

rational people believe the earth is billions of years old
spiritual people believe it's just 6500 years old
paedophiles believe it's just young enough to gently caress

Spermando posted:

I always pick the axe too. The holy water and the cross boomerang aren't that good.

Lobok posted:

Boss? You wanted to see me?
Yes, our IT department has brought to my attention that you were searching for "autistic underwater weighing test"? Should I be worried that in some half-baked experiment you are going to accidentally drown some poor mentally challenged person in your life?

Drone_Fragger posted:

It's a dump stat for every class apart from wizard. Since no other class needs or cares about INT.

Baronjutter posted:

What colour is the most powerful type of cat?

BioMe posted:

It's really obvious if you learned basic biology or sex ed and think about it a moment. Most sexually reproducing species can, including people. Doesn't come up often, but there's at least one twins' fatherhood dispute that ended with three people becoming aware of the fact, and I wish I could have seen all of their faces.

Pakled posted:

This is a pretty weak burn since it's factually incorrect. No foreign nationals donated her campaign, that's illegal. Some Saudis donated to the Clinton Foundation, which is a charity and had no role in financing her campaign at all.

Bert Roberge posted:

Domus posted:

I keep seeing these vegan ads, but I don't get it. Shouldn't it be 'Go vegetarian'? It's not like taking a cow's milk or a chicken's egg kills it.

Wizard Master posted:

syscall girl posted:

solice i love you m8 but this is getting quoted for posterity

please rehost it on imgur or what have ye

e: whoops, context. carry on

e2: for funny pictures

Guy Goodbody posted:

RareAcumen posted:

pwease no steppy

repeating posted:

Those are balls