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punchymcpunch posted:nobody has ever in their life said "chaps" instead of "assless chaps" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiRPBCiJg2c
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:That was the terriblest of all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bEDM4bsfWg
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Phlegmish posted:Wow kids really seem to hate this one specific wasp you've really only got to be bitten/stung once by some kind of insect to hate them deeply bees get a pass because they are vital to the ecosystem. but gently caress wasps, fire ants etc. forever
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its pretty ok actually. ugly as sin but not because it's poorly designed
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Jul 20, 2018 22:00
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Krankenstyle posted:ugh that house is hella design school 101 bullshit. its ugly in a boring way. it looks like it doesnt even give a gently caress itself. like someone dropped a bunch of house parts and didnt bother picking them up. your typical generic mcmansion is ugly in a boring way, where it's real slapdash and oddly disjointed this house, is making a statement. and that statement is "gently caress you"
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Krankenstyle posted:I thought doulas were midwives without a real midwife education a midwife is basically a licensed nurse who can help you give birth outside of a hospital and deal with minor emergencies. a doula is more like a nurse assistant for childbirth who can help you give birth but isn't going to try to push meds or put her hand in your vag if she's smart, more like backrubs and emotional support. nobody's going to jail for calling themselves a doula but if you go around advertising yourself as a midwife you might get a legal scolding
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Deteriorata posted:My MIL was a doula for a while. She didn't assist with childbirth, she was more of a housekeeper/assistant for the new mother while she got used to having a baby around. yeah i mean like assisting with the birthing process extends beyond the act of labor itself, but rather she'll be an additional pair of hands for tasks that typically fall to a spouse. a midwife probably isn't going to stick around and change diapers at 3am or heat up some soup Krankenstyle posted:gotcha pseudo-medical is a bit harsh. if there are no complications forseen by an ob/gyn there's no reason a woman can't give birth in her backyard if she wants or nsfw whatever the hell is going on here nsfw Mr. Fall Down Terror has a new favorite as of 22:43 on Jul 20, 2018 |
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MizPiz posted:Yeungling is for people who want to feel high class but is too intimidated try craft beer yeah recently my wife and i went to visit a high school friend who lives out in the sticks. my friend's husband is a huge piece of poo poo but he's always trying to be my best friend on the rare occasion we go visit them, i guess so he can feel successful like me, a man who clears the extremely high bar of pays a mortgage, holds down a career job, and enjoys spending time with his child? this dude keeps getting fired and rehired at the same rural porn store. he sucks and he's real thirsty to impress me anyway the tendency is for my wife and the friend to talk about lady things and i get banished to the garage slash man cave with the shithead husband. as soon as i walk in the door he's talking about how he got some amazing new beer that i have to try, it is just the best, he blew his entire beer budget on it and it's just so good and he can write down the name of it if i want him to because i will definitely be getting more of this beer later. ok whatever guy. we get to the garage and open up his mancave beer minifridge and he's got a... six pack of yuengling bottles. when i said "wow" i was not kidding but i did not mean it in the same tone in which he thought i meant. god what a painful visit
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Memento posted:There's literally nothing high class about Stella Artois. They call it "wife beater" in the UK because of its association with binge drinking and violence. everything is high class if you make it exotic enough 
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Field Mousepad posted:I thought it was because the dude's shirt looked like it said whorehouse Morehouse College is a private, all-male, liberal arts, historically Black college located in Atlanta, Georgia. The college is one of the few remaining traditional men's liberal arts colleges in the United States. Morehouse is the largest men's college in the United States with an enrollment over 2,000 students. The student-faculty ratio is 13:1. Along with Clark Atlanta University, Interdenominational Theological Center, Morehouse School of Medicine and nearby women's college Spelman College, Morehouse is part of the Atlanta University Center. In 1881, both Morehouse and Spelman students were studying in the basement of Atlanta's Friendship Baptist Church. Morehouse is one of two historically black colleges in the country to produce Rhodes Scholars, and it is the alma mater of many African American community and civil leaders, including Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. a rich tradition of scholarship, leadership, and civic participation, producing the next generation of leaders 
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:How do you have a college with only 2000 students? My graduating high-school class had more people than that. morehouse doesn't get a ton of applicants. it's a really good school but there aren't many white guys who want to go to a college that is 95% black and all male
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Aug 7, 2018 08:28
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Rodents can flatten themselves to squeeze through tight spaces or if petted assiduously. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-0HRs0FY2U
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Aug 7, 2018 17:41
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Aleph Null posted:Exactly this. no, they just dont want people coming in, sitting down, asking the manager to put sports on the tv, and then leaving because the bar doesn't have a sports package and it wastes everyone's time. there's a huge expectation that bars with televisions will display sports because this is generally a good way to attract business, so this sign is a way to drive away business but it's nothing to with this aggrieved nerds scared of jocks thing you're cooking up
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Aug 30, 2018 22:45
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Aleph Null posted:I may be projecting based on my own experiences i did a little research and i found the place on google maps. it's in a lovely strip mall in suburban tampa, in an industrial stretch of town - bad for business if you're anything than a divey biker bar on google street view there's a different bar there every year, but with the same sort of lovely low effort signage. and one year there's a tax prep business in that spot which in other years is off to the side. like the location has the same owner but the bar in that location keeps changing. so my conjecture here is that the owner of the strip mall runs a real lovely bar in the anchor location to drum up business for adjacent businesses, aka keep them paying rent. and the bar itself keeps cycling through identities in search of a market to serve so the real reason they don't have a sports package? they can't afford it lmao
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EmmyOk posted:Lmao in the very first episode of cops, they were doing drug busts by putting a big rear end box in the back of an el camino. a couple cops would hide in the box and then when the cop driving the car made a drug deal he would beep the horn and the cops would jump out of the box and arrest the dealer. they even had a slit in the box to peep out of like kids. it was hilariously obvious here's a lovely cropped video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE7HBKn-Hpk&t=77s
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snergle posted:but its basically he is saying the left and california as the most left state is the most violent. when california is slowly becoming a red state because of all the rich liberals who only care about token social issues so long as they get less taxes and it doesnt inconvenience them in anyway. That and most tech bros are chuds. nah. new york is the same way - a huge rural area outweighed by an onstensibly left megacity, and it will be blue so long as red/blue mean anything in american politics
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ghana's cinema scene is fuckin wild https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXYmFqEkCGQ
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there is a matching earring magic barbie. not sure how gay she is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jINmNBfIpyk
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Blind Rasputin posted:I don’t know where you got the idea that Yoshi is involved in their separation. The idea that him and Princess Mario could even do that.. let alone conceive? Also, comic 17 doesn’t include any mention, which should be evidence enough that you’re wrong. I recall that she’s still driving in Mario Kart 8 so I don’t think they’d write her into that if she was pregnant. I know it seems like a callous thing to say, but you're not responsible for her behaviour. You should read this - I found it really helpful when I was in a similar situationNear constant flatulence that has a smell so powerful to me that I risk cumming on particularly strong farts. In addition I can't hold them back for more than 10 minutes at most; if I try then it'll practically explode out my rear end, soil my pants a bit, and of course make me cream them like I was edging for a whole day. The thing is, it becomes oddly easier to hold it if I somehow manage to keep them contained past that threshold point (I.e. industrial butt plugs) but if they're held in for over an hour I can't fart for a week. Instead, my cock farts instead of cumming (but the cum is still built up in my balls) and my body odor becomes my farts. My breath is of course foul to everyone but me. The result is if I hold it in too long, I become a perpetually aroused, sporadically ejaculating filth hound.
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KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:At Kent State University, by the way, which is currently being harassed by an AR-15-brandishing girl who, if not for the current political culture, would just be a mediocre Instagram hottie wannabe who won’t bother looking for a real job, but will likely be Blonde Conservative Mouthpiece #638-C in the Fox News farm league since Toby Lacroix got called up to the majors. kent state girl was the head of the tea party usa chapter at kent state and is the person ultimately responsible for the diaper safe space protest. she was thrrown under the bus once tpusa realized that everyone on twitter was making fun of them and now she's super mad at kirk
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:... Captain Kirk? charlie kirk is the dumb dough faced leader of tea party usa aka toilet paper usa. he set up this broad college conservative organization but it's mostly falling apart because of poor leadership, infighting, and the fact that kirk and his best friend the extremely not-token brokebrain candace owens run around as junior members of the more elite circles of the alt right fringe media. he's driven the organization into the ground so hard that they got cut off by the kochs and mercers, two big republican billionaire funding families who throw money at all kinds of conservative advocacy groups (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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a long time ago, goons actually wanted to meet each other and hang out irl
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nsfw, cartoon dick
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hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:
why would you padlock this little flimsy fence
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MizPiz posted:I'm more disturbed by where this could go than the 9/11 dessert recipe 
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Nov 25, 2018 23:46
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SpacePig posted:Boy usually I can at least suss out what a Ben Garrison cartoon is doing, but this one escapes me. 
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The MSJ posted:I wonder if Japanese porn have incredibly descriptive titles or this is much shorter in Japanese. it's a combination of it being easier to pack some long slogans into less syllables in japanese as well as counting everything on the front of the box as the title because the exepectation of porn over there is not to come up with some short vague title like "rear end blaster nine"
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the bathroom situation at hogwarts is pretty much how it went down at versailles, the palace was originally a hunting lodge aka not a permanently inhabited structure and thus did not have what we would call a convenient source of running water. running water in the preindustrial era is important not just to provide drinking water but to provide fresh water for eliminating waste (you don't dump turds in the river ideally but being able to divert water to wash turds into a pit or something is a huge help, also to clean the turd buckets) so the french monarchy gets a bit extreme and basically the whole french nobility is obliged to hang out at versailles. it's way too many people, the palace is overcrowded and constantly being expanded and despite armies of servants constantly dealing with all the turd buckets, many of the lesser members of the court have to find quiet places to piss and poo poo. apparently when the sun went down you'd see a rush of people running out to the gardens to relieve themselves since they've been holding it all day with no convenient place to go. they did their best to keep the place clean but given it was not an advantageous place to have thousands of people, yet thousands of people pretty much had to hang out there all the time... also anyone who wanted could just walk into versailles. the only requirement was that you needed a hat and sword, which could be rented, so if you were a merchant and felt like taking a tourist day to go watch the king eat lunch or whatever you could do that. so the bathroom situation was also compounded by tourists, servants, etc.
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RatHat posted:Why do you need a knife for a salad? in the context of a formal full course meal, the salad means a lighter, vegetable based course. it could be something like beets or squash or eggplant, not necessarily chopped up already
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Phy posted:poo poo, now I need that little comic of the dude whose scientist uncle goes on a trip and leaves him with a robot anime waifu maid, but in the next panel he's frantically calling his uncle to tell him that the robot anime waifu maid just lies in bed all day getting super baked and making up dank raps, and his uncle's all "AH HA HA! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! AH HAHAHA HA!" http://dubblebaby.blogspot.com/2011/02/robot-maid.html  
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when was the last year saturday night live was good 1984 or 1995 prly
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could God make a manager so inaccessible this lady wouldn't demand to speak with Him?
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Isn't this guy a rapist? yeah, he's known for not stopping when asked to stop
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Phlegmish posted:It's kind of bizarre that you would even need to do that as a porn star who gets paid to have sex and who presumably has no problem finding willing partners anyway. i would assume there's a fair amount of overlap between "male porn star" and "sex predator" that makes one an attractive force for the other. deen was also a producer in his own right, meaning he would set up his own gigs and such and wasn't just hired talent regarding the comeback, it's apparently very difficult to be a male porn star - you have to be relatively well endowed as well as be able to maintain an erection for a long period of time, with other people in the area, in less than erotic conditions, given the realities of trying to film porn. goon darkpriest is a well known american pornographer and i remember him saying his biggest criteria for male porn stars, for which extremely few men could qualify, is to show up to shoot on time, sober, and be able to pop a boner with a minimum of chemical reliance for hours at a time. if it wasn't a tough job, there would be way, way more guys doing it
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yall remember when ceelo green put out a weird fake video claiming to have been injured by an exploding phone, after he was disgraced on rape allegations https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4DWNDO0qew and then he showed up at the grammys like this 
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always love mike tyson's abandoned mansion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBJ_1ylxWf8
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Zipperelli. posted:Off-topic, but what is it about Burger King that their burgers always taste like liquid smoke? Is there a flavor additive that they're adding to get that taste, because neither Wendy's nor McDonald's have that same weird taste? burger king's gimmick is that they use a flame broiler over an open grill to cook their patties instead of a flat grill/griddle
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