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A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

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A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqNUVg67l6Y

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

ultrafilter posted:



Probably more effective than a face mask.


Put a cone on the top and bbucket bong dutch them out

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica



A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

A Grand Egg has a new favorite as of 08:53 on Feb 13, 2020

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

The makers twitter:
https://twitter.com/meetissai


A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squirmles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymHa5QDsHhM

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica
Machine Men suck

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica


This stuff has finally given losers the chance to be an annoying acid dude.

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miYei_feQpM

A Grand Egg has a new favorite as of 12:58 on Mar 31, 2020

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica


Yeah it sucks getting small videos to work on here, I laughed!

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica
Hahaha Beef Meat!

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Do not Google Image Search this.

DO NOT GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH THIS!

DO NOT GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH THIS!!!!

thats a whole lot of hosed up dicks and balls

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica
Well the joke was imperfect and they should probably be executed, sorry.

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica


Archived
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3296228

Archived
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3405767

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica
https://twitter.com/jsv4/status/1277048058275074050

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica




Lodin posted:

Anyway, the new MS Flight Sim is out and they sure have done a bang up job with London.

Aphrodite posted:

Buckingham Palace looks like this in the game.



(And that weird rear end Harry Potter village is a Victoria memorial.)


Its the KGB Building now

A Grand Egg has a new favorite as of 18:37 on Aug 18, 2020

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica
i love jokes

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

* $35,000 for a baloon *

Bloody lefty inner city art kissers wasting our tax dollars!


* $500million war memorial upgrade *

This is fine.




https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000BB05DK

ITS MADE FROM 100% JUICE!

quote:

Product Description

A gourmet energy drink with natural ingredients from all over the globe such as Tibetan Goji Berry, Asian Cordyceps, B-Vitamins, Ginseng & Guarana. No sugar added. Lightning Bolt is sweetened with Polisweet ¿ an imported cane juice concentrate. This concentrate contains a proprietary blend of policosanols which have been proven in clinical studies to lower cholesterol. First energy drink to be made from 100% juice. Long lasting energy! Available in two great flavors - Cherry Charge & Asian Experience!

Steven Seagal's Asian Experience Lightning Bolt Energy Drink is the first energy drink to be made of 100-percent juice, and the first to contain Tibetan Goji berries and Asian cordyceps. It is also available in Cherry Charge flavor.

The Lightning Bolt Story
When martial arts movie star Steven Seagal traveled to Asia searching for the ingredients for his Lightning Bolt drink he wanted a universal Asian character to summarize the drink's benefits. Seagal settled on the character known as "CHI" which is widely recognized as a symbol of power and energy in many Asian languages and cultures. When Seagal finished creating his drink, there was only one equivalent in nature -- the lightning bolt. Both mysterious and powerful, it is a symbol of the untold energy the earth has to offer.

Wonderful, unique ingredients
The ingredients of Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt are what makes this energy so impressive. Each component was carefully chosen by Seagal to incorporate the greatest treasures of Asian medicine into an all natural energy boost. The Asian Experience flavor is delicious, but it is the ingredients that make this drink so special.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IId64OJdCKM

A Grand Egg has a new favorite as of 15:17 on Aug 27, 2020

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Older sibling is jealous of mamas new arrival.


https://i.imgur.com/GS5qh0m.mp4


this seems kind of scary actually. hope the baby is ok.

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A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

canyoneer posted:

I was at the San Diego Zoo observing the gorillas. Two of them were right up against the glass, and getting a lot of attention from everyone.
The big male was upset about something (threatened? jealous?), and made a running leap against the glass right in front of me, slamming his hands and feet against it and making a loud boom.
Imagine ~30 people gasping and holding their breath, someone mutters "holy poo poo", and everyone scatters like birds.

Me, as a 21st century human, knows that the glass is gorilla proof. My brain did not believe that in the moment that I saw 600 fuzzy lbs of muscle and teeth charging at me.

I had something happen like this at the local zoo.

They had a huge white tiger, and it ran at some kid and hit the glass. Everyone screamed, the child cried. Everyone left.

There was a worker just sitting there in a chair sketching or taking notes or something, who says to me the glass is only rated for something like 250kg and hes 280 (cant remember the exact numbers)

I was like oh thats nice, thanks.

Probably a lie, but It was nice of them to try and scare me.

A Grand Egg has a new favorite as of 05:58 on Sep 5, 2020

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